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are you bored of "which is better"?

i'm not. which-has-more-entries-in-dictionary.com says: woo=6:4=yay. woo is better than yay.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 18:25, archived)

or if that's boring,

play another flash game i found.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 18:28, archived)

No doubt been posted before

but you just can't keep a good cow down.

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pabulum, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 18:34, archived)

thought as much. it was a bit too memey not to have been seen before.

but that anim is great! i'm going to be singing that for days.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 18:43, archived)

Here's something to modify:

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Kaiser, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 17:18, archived)

this is crap

but i couldnt think of anything better. Damn my inferior brain!

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DaWolfey, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 17:40, archived)

I just cant get the bearded weirdo outta my head

Please let me know if you cant see this

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Nerf, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 18:22, archived)

n o

p e

(sketcher, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 18:24, archived)

it needs you to be signed in to passport,

bah!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 19:02, archived)

I'm sorry, but

I find it quite amusing enough as it is

(K@Hed, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 17:43, archived)

They say something like:

"Dont you have to pay tax then?""Nope, grandfather will just rent some containers in Costa Rica"

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Kaiser, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 17:53, archived)

I was reading about Noel Edmonds and Jeremy Beadle on here and just had to participate

Here I hope you can view this....if not soz i am a bit pizzled

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Nerf, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 17:04, archived)

I like

men

(Dawolfey., Tue 26 Feb 2002, 17:37, archived)

It must be working then

Thank you

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Nerf, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 18:27, archived)

theres

someone else using my name

I am DaWolfey (note the capital W).
The board is case sensitive..

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DaWolfey, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 18:35, archived)

i've no idea why

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 17:00, archived)

Well it's past the watershed

so i guess it's okay to show bean flicking. ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 18:29, archived)

it's a phrase that has always made me giggle like a schoolkid.

and since the poetry earlier, that image has been sitting in my head. it needed releasing. in a gif.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 18:47, archived)

ouch!

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bean, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 3:59, archived)

In......

...Slight Denseness and lack of memory due to being drop on my head when i was young so many times i have forgotten what a bean flicker is dammit!!

(Sacrifice Theory, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 4:08, archived)

What's the first thing you do when you have just build a computer of old rubbish:

You hook it up and find your way to b3ta.com to look for new madness... :-D

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Kaiser, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 16:20, archived)

Sorry -

Rob , but I posted the tungdog link back on Feb 21! I guess not everyone gets front page credit. God I'm a big baby!

(raz, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 15:25, archived)

that baby pic

is far superior to tungdog anyway!

don't worry about the lack of credit, for you now live with the satisfaction that you made the web a better place!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 16:30, archived)

what if...

(bobulatorm, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 15:14, archived)

When b3ta becomes real life

and people photoshop-dress their pets.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Feb 2002, 14:38, archived)

this is

so cool! i need some for my guinea pig

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 14:40, archived)

just picturing your guinea pig

in that outfit is making me hungry. stop it.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Feb 2002, 14:47, archived)

mmmm... guinea pig..

tasty mexican guinea pig.
lovely.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Feb 2002, 14:55, archived)

I'm

speechless ... these bastards! - where is my Dog Soup? -

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 15:43, archived)

This reminds me...

I like men

(Dawolfey., Tue 26 Feb 2002, 17:41, archived)

Look here! A preview of Photoshop 7 !

please click on me

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DaWolfey, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 14:35, archived)

Ben's Tip of the Week (at above link)

is well worth signing up for. Learned loads from that.

v7 comes with a file browser. Yippididoodaa Yippididay!

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pabulum, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 15:03, archived)

Acknowledgement at last

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 16:00, archived)

but

paint shop pro has had that for ages.

I like the way adobe is playing catchup with jasc - teehee

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DaWolfey, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 16:50, archived)

er......

righto

(poohpot, Wed 27 Feb 2002, 3:11, archived)

Forgot to mention

I like to use it to make pictures of other men and animals abusing me and then masturbating over them

(Dawolfey., Tue 26 Feb 2002, 17:43, archived)

Here's

Today's B52 Gallery

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 14:32, archived)

would be VERY cool with your galleries downloadable as executables...

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Kaiser, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 16:36, archived)

just curious

if jeremy beadle was to do one of his "beadles about" pranks on noel edmonds, whilst noel edmonds was doing one of his "gotcha" pranks at exactly the same time, who would be left feeling more sillier?????

(BazTard, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:51, archived)

noel edmonds would undoubtedly get stroppy

and jeremy beadle would cry...
It's a lose/lose situation.

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pete, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:57, archived)

i think

depending on the "pranks" noel edmonds cool, calm status would easily make him the victor. young jeremy on the other 'hand' [sorry] would implode.

(BazTard, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 13:01, archived)

the both sport goatees

this could pose a problem whereby the pranks cancel eachother out.

I can't be certain though.

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pete, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 13:18, archived)

perhaps we could ask them to change a lightbulb,

but booby-trap the lampshade with velcro, leaving them helplessly suspended by their beards.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 13:27, archived)

and if the lampshade were connected to a motor

we could have the pair slowly spinning round. This would be much like a mobile for a baby.
A prankster mobile.

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pete, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 13:31, archived)

Boyes Marine boxes!!! boyesmarine.fabpage.com

Is this really serious. some guy is selling boxes for money! you've got to see it to beleive it.

(jeremyjeremy, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:44, archived)

.........

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 14:14, archived)

It's unoriginal, but at least it's crap

Manic's new M*A*S*H Quiz

Cheers all.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:42, archived)

Does anybody remember the "are my boobs fake quiz?"

Can I have the link?

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rob, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:49, archived)

google reckcons

its this one
app2.playboy.com/sex/feature/salsgals/quiz.htmx

tho i was told to wait a few mins

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:54, archived)

somewhere here anyway.. still broked

http://app2.playboy.com/sex/feature/salsgals/

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:55, archived)

bugger.

does anybody know of a page that works like this?

i.e. gives you 10 questions where you click either/or on one page?

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rob, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:16, archived)

is this is?

http://www.wrzk.com/boobs.html

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:31, archived)

or this

http://www.fakeornot.com/

Im having fun looking for breasts.. its a b3ta challenge that I really enjoy :)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:34, archived)

found one in some fucked up language

http://jasanek.webpark.cz/prsa.html

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:36, archived)

that'll do

I was looking for some javascript to rip off. that's the one.

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rob, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:47, archived)

i quit!

fed up with breasts..

well not really.

time to go to the pub instead.

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [splat]

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:40, archived)

i'm too lazy to take the quiz

just tell me which character i am

(cold, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:31, archived)

You're Private First Class Seidman

Cut & paste this HTML and stick it on your page.

< img src=i hate my self and i want to stick forks in my eyes.jpg >

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rob, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:45, archived)

well, suicide is painless

but i don't think sticking forks in my eyes is

(cold, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 13:16, archived)

whee! i'm

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:49, archived)

Yes I feel like Henry today

or at least I think I do (maybe, but possibly not...)

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pabulum, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 13:53, archived)

Is this good?

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 14:33, archived)

Must be...

Hooray for homemade gin!

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 17:16, archived)

nearly finished making

this website..
Nothing of interest to b3tans, but there are *loads* of movie posters to be photoshopped... weeeeee

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:36, archived)

this one

particualry intruiges me..
but dont ask me why.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:37, archived)

ha ha!

Inside Amy..
That is funny!

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pete, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:59, archived)

Just wondering...

...if he's heard of Immodium?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:27, archived)

Can you offend in under 1k?

Here is my attempt
http://b3ta.com/offensive-in-under-1k.html

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rob, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:06, archived)

thanks

i just laughed and thus attracted attention to what was on my screen....

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:07, archived)

offendbrianmayinunder1k?

@@
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@. .@@
@_@@

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:09, archived)

that's nice

It's never occured to me to attempt ascii art in a proportional font before. What a good idea!

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rob, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:11, archived)

And....

The title is also a poem in under 1k. Double woo.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:21, archived)

Nazi bad

Swastika good

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pabulum, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:39, archived)

hitler may be a late comer

but he owns the swastika, no matter what happened before in western culture swastika = nazi.

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rob, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:46, archived)

I'm sure you could

have an interesting discussion with your Hindu neighbours about that one.

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pabulum, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:58, archived)

isn't it the other way

round tho?

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pep, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:22, archived)

Traditionally it's used both ways round

but a lot of people in India now use the anti-clockwise version to distinguish it from the Nazi symbol.

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pabulum, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:37, archived)

It's unsubtle

yet almost undiscernable to the naked eye...

(sasquatch, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:05, archived)

zoom in

ho ho ho =)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 13:30, archived)

What's on your stereo

right now?

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big daft dave, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:01, archived)

on my stereo right now

is an out of date copy of the sun, a box of matches, a candle, 12 cds out of their covers a minidisc player, 4 cables and a pot of muller cruch corner.

And yours?

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Ted, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:12, archived)

Radiation Vibe.

Fountains of Wayne

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:15, archived)

slipnot

got sick of my co-worker playing the fucking bangles.

there is also a rubber chicken.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:15, archived)

A mustek 6000SP scanner

On top of which is a phonebill, a cassette, and some loose change.

Thats all from memory as my stereo is at home and I'm at work :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:21, archived)

my stereo at home

is full of feathers because my flatmate stuck the sodding parrot cage on top of it.

poor 300 quid muzik machine is ded [sob]

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:30, archived)

But.. in the 5CD changer is...

Disturbed
Union Underground - Education in Rebellion
System of a Down - The first one
Soundgarden - Superunknown
Defenestration - One Inch God

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:47, archived)

Trojan records sampler

just enjoyed 'train to skaville' got it for £3 on saturday. best purchase ever. every classic reggea and ska tune you could imagine on one cd!

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big daft dave, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:23, archived)

Roight now?

Bad Religion - Skyscraper

(sasquatch, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:26, archived)

I'd rather not say

But it's green, it smells and I'm having some later..

I don't mean Oscar from Sesame Street neither...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:32, archived)

Aphex Twin,

Bucephalus Bouncing Ball, on loop, all day,

....help....

(redifusion, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:32, archived)

That's funny...

I've been listening to 'Classics' all week...
I always though Bucephalus Bouncing Ball was spoiled a little bit by the fact that it starts hurting your ears about half way through and goes on for about two minutes longer than it has to. I much prefer polynomial...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:59, archived)

try

headphones, loop it and do 11 hours of c++, great for your social skills!!! =)

(redifusion, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:16, archived)

no, this is more surreal than that,

for i too have been listening to Classics and coding for about the last week or so. is this an aphex-twin-and-compiler conspiracy? too great a prospect to comprehend. i've stopped listening to aphex twin AND stopped coding for now. which proves there's a link.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:26, archived)

Must be a conspiracy...

Was still listening to Classics on the way to my 'C Programming' evening classes...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 17:19, archived)

doo dee doo doo doooooooooooo

there. must. be. some. logical. explanation.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 17:28, archived)

Ultravox

Vienna

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:41, archived)

Funky Gibbon

The Goodies

(cold, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 12:23, archived)

Lots of Peaches

very tasty!
I'm going to see her the night after King of Boots.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 13:09, archived)

ooh! i'd forgotten about kotb.

hmm... do i spend about a billion squid on a plane ticket down for it? hmm... tempting...

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 13:42, archived)

Subhumans-

From The Cradle to The Grave, Crass - Feeding of the 5,000, Dead Kennedys - Frankenchrist and Black Sabbath - Paranoid.

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helmetcream, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 13:44, archived)

in a bizarre coincidece to b3ta general philososphy,

im listening to kitty, by PUSA

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rockyrobin, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 16:38, archived)

Those usefull trees

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:53, archived)

Anyone know...

what software to use to edit a video file that's been saved in asf format?
I've been through everything I've got (including Premiere) and nothing seems to mention it.

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pabulum, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:41, archived)

Dont know if this will help

ASF doodads

I think asf stands for Advanced Streaming Format, but I may be wrong

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:50, archived)

I'm

not sure, but I think Soundforge 5.0 can handle that...

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Kaiser, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:51, archived)

This tool will convert

your ASF to AVI then you can do what ye like
clicky

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Hugo Rune, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 10:53, archived)

Thanks for that

Problem solved.

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pabulum, Tue 26 Feb 2002, 11:13, archived)

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