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# stolen from popbitch
http://cloud.datashed.net/gems/secrets/exuberance.swf
(russellsprout, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:31, archived)
# bouncy
fun!
(redifusion, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:23, archived)
# Mix master myso
on his 'cooter!

Kickin'
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:18, archived)
# AAARGH
Look at the state of THAT!
He must live near the sea to own a scooter that rusty.
(Nacho, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:20, archived)
# Has this been seen before?
http://www.ucalgary.ca/~mgpolowi/dumbflash
(russellsprout, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:03, archived)
# what about this?
warning tho - its about 30 mins long!!!!!! i am a link, press me!
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:15, archived)
# And I just
sat through all of it. Its brilliant. I like that I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:57, archived)
# not great exercise then
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:46, archived)
# HI HO SILVER
away!
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:52, archived)
# that is mean
but fat sad kids always cheer me up.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:10, archived)
# nuff respect
for this beast of burden and it's meaty cargo.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:24, archived)
# An ordinary day in space

(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:43, archived)
# Enron auction
They're even selling the rubber ducks!!!!!!

www.dovebid.com/assets/display.asp?ItemID=web518810
(kee, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:39, archived)
# You can even
buy the big metal logo that they had in the lobby....
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:41, archived)
# Enron Live link

www.dovebid.com/auctions/asx2.asp?AuctionID=1182
(kee, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:48, archived)
# I'm registered with dovebid
for the auction. I'll see if I can get through and buy them...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:45, archived)
# Photoshop
dis...

(BïF, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:35, archived)
# The Genocide Project
Apparently there are too many stupid people on earth, so the Genocide project has been set up to keep track of murder in the name of human benefit. It even gives you a 'deaths per minute' score.

Click here to kill
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:25, archived)
# thats
scary, its too addictive

2700 kills so far
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:06, archived)
# .
pretty fucking good isn't it. i've knackered my mouse. what is sad is that hong kong, where my parents live, has been extincted already. argh!
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:40, archived)
# john's a graphic designer
i work with someone called john davison. he's not mad - he's a graphic designer
(thebird, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:12, archived)
# i think you might actually find
that 'graphic designer' is a cuss in itself.
John is definately mad if he says such things to your face.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:53, archived)
# Poor frank the cat
frank the cat is an unlucky bugger, he was hit by a car and left to die with a broken pelvis.

Check on franks recovery live via a web cam set in his recovery cage, but not just 1 cam , no, 2 cam from different angles watch franks every move. why not send him a little letter to wish him well on his 'Road' to recovery.

Woo! Clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 5:53, archived)
# When I went there, 228 people were currently watching Frank lick his arse
He may be getting his pelvis back, but his dignity is getting a kicking.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 5:56, archived)
# it's worth watching for a while
to see him when he turns his back on the camera, frank is a partly shaved pussy and looks like some kind of poodle haircut gone wrong.

poor guy hope he grows it back soon
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:13, archived)
# I am the proud keeper
Of a couple of disabled cats, Tom my oldest has had a shattered pelvis, he now has lost the ability to bend his leg. He has all his hair now tho.

The other - Minge had his head stoved in, now he is brain damaged, he dribbles and is a bit bog-eyed.

If you can't have gay pets, have disabled ones....

(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:26, archived)
# thats so kind of you
it was a pleasure to read how your helping disadvantaged pets of this world when most would find a sack and a couple of house bricks and be rid of them.

Oh! Shhhhhhhhhh.... franks having a catnap.

i have a lovely image of minge dribbling in my head.
is tom still mobile or is he more of a house cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:31, archived)
# ..
Tom's mobile however he's not a sprightly as he once was, but has an amusing stance....

I make my lodger pet Minge, I don't want it's moisture all over me... He even takes it to bed with him..... I worry.
Maybe there should be a site for Cat's with Crutches.
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:41, archived)
# its been so long
since i've had minge-dribble on me....
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:45, archived)
# I will also
be running a half-way house for Hegehogs in the spring.

My work colleague and me rescued one from outside Mr Motor last Autumn. The hedgehog lady (the Mother Teresa of the local Hegdehog community) asked if I could help release them into the wild on account of the abundance of bushes and other such shrubbery in my locality.

I was delighted to help - of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:49, archived)
[challenge entry] olympic mutant pussy munchin
(Jamsie, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:25, archived)
# argh
Eat it! Munch that pussy!
That picture's made my day that has.
(Nacho, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:42, archived)
# Have a butchers.....
Although I am a vegetarian, this appeals to me..
Hats Of Meat
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:19, archived)
# errr...
posted that a couple of days ago, sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 5:09, archived)
# not really ...
... it has been doing the rounds for over a year. Inspired by the Austin Powers movie, where Dr Evil said, "In the spring, we'd make meat helmets."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 5:32, archived)
# well i found it sinister...
and I'm still scared
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 5:51, archived)
# fair enough
I was wrong. it's all a sinister plot.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:25, archived)
# I am
Behind the times...

As always, last to know!

I need to grow my hair longer, so I can have pyschic antenne... then I will be ahead of the game...
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 5:45, archived)
# just do what I do
set your watch ten minutes ahead of the actual time, then everything happens earlier, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 5:56, archived)
# John's not mad II
Did anyone see the return of "John's not mad" last night on the telly?

I feel ashamed that I found the original "John's not mad" amusing when I saw it a few years ago. It was a bit of a cult thing at Uni and my mates video tape did the rounds a few times.

Maybe the world is a more caring place now - or I was a callous, stoned student bastard back then.

Bit tragic really. Thought the worst bit was when John's mum showed the camera crew all her photo's of grandkids and her other kids, but had to root through a drawer to find John's picture.
(illiter8 tw@, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:00, archived)
# damn missed it, i wanted to watch that as well
i got cajolled into going to a salsa evening, which confirmed what i know already, i'm a white man and white men can't dance.

was it any good? give me a bit of info on what the programme went into, i just have a vision of john trying to chat up women and then calling them slags and spitting in their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:10, archived)
# Chatting up birds
Funny you should say that, He said pretty much the same himself - he couldn't even think of chatting up birds because he knows he'd just say FUCK or spit in their face as soon as a conversation started.

John now works as a caretaker at a youth centre and seems reasonably happy. He's definitely not the spotty adolescent he once was although he's a bit too attached to his dog.
(illiter8 tw@, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:18, archived)
# that actually
all sounds really sad. Glad I went to the pub, found a laptop, handed it in and went for a curry afterwards. Which i ate while regretting handing in the laptop to a barman that didn't really know what was going on, or what day of the week it was.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:55, archived)
# It was very sad, I thought
But that 8 year-old was so much sadder than John- when his dad was talking about how he finds it hard when his son asks him to kill him.. aaargh. I had a vague feeling that maybe there are loads of really kind-hearted women out there who are this morniing rushing to take John under their wing. Maybe not though.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 28 Feb 2002, 5:54, archived)
# it was horrible
that poor little kid. it was the bit when he said "i'm going to be like this for ever and ever until i die" that was particularly distressing. John seemed like a nice but very lonely bloke, but it was great the way he was laughing at it, like when he was with his mate and called him a fat cunt and started laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:22, archived)
# wouldn't want John in my passenger seat ...
... he was dangerous. messing with the rear view mirror, honking the horn. (except that I don't drive.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:28, archived)
# did you notice
he ended up strapping his arm into the seatbelt to stop it doing that? I liked the way he said people waved when he honked. he did seem to be able to laugh about a lot of his outbursts
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:38, archived)
# liked that his nickname was fuck off john ...
... but yeah, that young chap was tragic. he seemed an old little soul for an 8 year old. I'm sure he'd has a harder time from the kids than he was letting on.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:48, archived)
# they kept saying how
Tourettes sufferers were often seen as just being badly behaved. Well, I hope that maybe now people will view my bad behaviour as the syndrome, and see me in a more sensitive light. FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:22, archived)
# twitch
oh aye luv, ye havin a party PAISS OAFF CANT that's grand aye
(illiter8 tw@, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:13, archived)
# hmm
maybe I have become older etc... but i found the whole idea a lot less funny this time round, although I did enjoy his explanation of why he didn't take up the career he dreamt of, the army, especially a sniper.

click .... rustle.... aim..... OIM IN THE FUCKIN TREE ...... bang .... thud
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:56, archived)
# Hi all
I just got the nicest 'cease and desist' email in the world from Google asking me to at least rethink the way the Googlewhacker on my site works.

You had one too Flibz?
I've asked them for permission to quote it as it confirms my opinion that Google are the nicest people in the world.

I'm thinking of sending them some pictures of fluffy kittens to say thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 3:29, archived)
# I've
heard that Google™ is going to be a pay-for-service. I hope it's only stupid rumours! Can you tell???
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 3:46, archived)
# crumbs, me too!

i was wondering whether we should offer to photoshop their logo a bit for them- they must run out of ideas for new logos every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:55, archived)
# bless you,
I'm sure they would be Thrilled. :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 4:57, archived)
# I've also had two
One that just said "Go read the T's & C's now"

And another that said
"We don't mind too much, but we can have you IP address so we don't server your spider banner ads and put a link to the T's & C's on your site..."

Neither of these are exact quotes, just the context...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:40, archived)
# Wow, my english is crap today...I'll try again...
"We don't mind too much, but can we have your IP address
so we don't serve your spider banner ads.
Also can you put a link to
the Google T's & C's on your site..."
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:49, archived)
# Do you mean
"so we don't [sever] you banner ads" or are they saying that they'll stop your referencing your website?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 6:53, archived)
# Nah,
They want to make sure that they don't waste advertiser money or screw up their stats by counting calls from my server as "real users".

Nice of them really.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:07, archived)
# That is almost exactly the same
as I got. I wrote them a nice email back. I like their style.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 7:17, archived)
# Google™ rules!
Other search engines are poor indexes!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:55, archived)

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