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[challenge entry] The rare south american 'anne diomond' bat
she bites...oh lord she bites.
(winklepickers, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:40, archived)
# Chimp Bizkit
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Pure class.
(sasquatch, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:40, archived)
# Nice one!
I'm going to have to get to work on Photoshop when I'm not at work/drunk/other...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 8:04, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
man this is pure clasS!!
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 8:40, archived)
# lovely
heheh
(KingMob, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 9:31, archived)
# sneak preview of the new microsoft tv ad
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:26, archived)
# Too late!!!!!!!!

Ahhh! The humanity of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:54, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was trying to install it bill, honest! YOU BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD!
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 8:00, archived)
# ?
Where do you guys all post your pictures from?
Im looking for somewhere that i can just ftp stright to for minimal cost (aka Free)
(icedragon, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:11, archived)
# You could try fortune shitty
a.k.a. www.fortunecity.com.
But don't forget your password, bacauase all their password retrieval scripts are broken :-(
(Tuna, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:31, archived)
# Thanks
.
(icedragon, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:55, archived)
# snappy
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:05, archived)
# wick3d!!
if anyone can make them smile, Dr Fishwaller can!
(scabby dog, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Chimpanzeena
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:03, archived)
# not photoshopped, but...
this is currently my favourite animal ever

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:34, archived)
# Yay, flying without wings!
Much respect.
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:52, archived)
# This one's called the "parachute gecko"

but where's the parachute?!?
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:01, archived)
# they really are great
too bad mine's in the shop for repairs. I hope lobsterman can fix it in time...
(alfons, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:56, archived)
# me boss made this for the zoo

"are you sure it's mine?"
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:28, archived)
# Tub Baby

Anyone wanna give it shot?
(icedragon, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:25, archived)
[challenge entry] dirty mud lovers!
(scabby dog, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:22, archived)
# that's definitely
one of my favourites so far!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:28, archived)
# Excellent!!!
Bravo, hurrah!!!
(John_Poby_Boy, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:33, archived)
# clapclapclapclapclap
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:34, archived)
#
Wunderbar!!!
(The_not_logged_in_Kaiser_Bierwurst, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:40, archived)
# WOOO WOOO WOOO
I am still laughing
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:49, archived)
# thankyou all
i think there should be little speech bubbles coming from the Popes, saying 'make babies for Jesus!..'
(scabby dog, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:51, archived)
# Well...
That could be very funny, but the fact that the pope has some (big?) degree of guilt in keeping HIV and AIDS alive in Africa would make it tragic too! : (
(The_still_not_logged_in_Kaiser_Bierwurst, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:12, archived)
# he has a Pope-mobile
hes straight out of a comic book... that about says it all for me.
(scabby dog, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:59, archived)
# mega woo!
That is the funniest thing I've seen for a few days.. woo yay etc.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:30, archived)
# mad vicar no.77675

entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020220/101421720009.html
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:17, archived)
# but
we already knew this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:20, archived)
# It all made sense until
"I'm not saying shows like that will take away all the swish," he says, "but they will sure suck some of the sugar out of these mixed-up boys' tanks."

what the fuck does that mean ?

(I helped save b3ta! Analogue Warthog, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:21, archived)
# I think that our honourable vicar
has done a bit of messing with young boys himself.. He seems to know something we dont...

Personally speaking, I'm not sure if I have "tanks", let alone if I have "sugar" in them..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:25, archived)
# without starting a massdebate about this. consider the following quote:
<rant>

"If it were God's will that these boys be man-lovers, I could accept that," says Polstom.

Now im no god lover (i think all religion is total crap) but isn't everything gods will ? When some innocent person gets murdered it's always "gods will", if theres a war its "gods will" basically when anything happens its "gods will" or "he has a higher purpose".. "he knows what he's doing!" and so on. So why, when he see's his kid turning gay why does he not believe that its gods will as well ? Simply, the "gods will" excuse is used to try and console yourself when bad things happen.

"Don't feel bad your wife got brain cancer! it's gods will!"

"mmmm then i guess it's ok - after all, god must have a purpose for her in heaven! praise the lord!"

but no, its

"your son is turning gay"
"shit, gods clearly got nothing to do with this, it cant be gods will, god wouldnt want to make my son homosexual - it doesn't make sense! no no no, its not god at all...."

I HATE YOU GOD LOVERS, YOU CONTRADICTORY BASTARDS

</rant>

whew i feel better for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:42, archived)
# you are telling me...
I was brought up a catholic till I was old enough to see through it all..

As far as I can gather, if you are good you go to Heaven. If you are bad, you go to Hell (a place in south east london I believe :).

But if God is All Forgiving, why is there a Hell? i missed something somewhere..

As the now legendary Bill Hicks said "Does the devil exist? Really? Then tell me, what could oppose Gods will? Nothing!!!"

What a Wunch of Bankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:50, archived)
# if you want a few views on the subject,
do a googly for something like "problem of evil".

it's a bit harsh comparing homosexuality to brain cancer tho...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:54, archived)
# i suppose
it was a bit harsh, but i think it illustrates the point well :)

This small quote sums it all up nicely i think:

God is all-loving and all powerful. Evil exists in the world. Therefore either: God cannot suppress evil, in which case He is not all-powerful; or: God does not will to suppress evil, in which case He is not all-loving.1 In either case, God does not exist or is misunderstood.
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Scooby doo
I wanna be like yoo, hoo ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Analogue Warthog, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:03, archived)
# I just tried to defragment my disk
and this is what is looked like :)
i need a life
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 5:57, archived)
# That's funny...
This appeared when I switched on this morning:
(tomsk, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:13, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeee
thats better than mine.. nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:15, archived)
# Thanks
I thought yours was better.
(tomsk, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:18, archived)
# yaaay
I reckon we should collect all of these things and make a "microsoft are arses" website..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:21, archived)
# Ace.
Right up for that!
(tomsk, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:23, archived)
# ..and indeed yay!
I've got a few I can donate.....:) Those 2 are class!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:23, archived)
# OK then, send them to me
and I'll host it if no-one minds...

[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:26, archived)
# Cool
I'll start workin on some new ones, then!
(tomsk, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:33, archived)
# right so
very very very basic site up at

Comments on a postcard please.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 7:57, archived)
# Is this bad?
I've wasted my life....

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:55, archived)
# OXO Tower Renamed To Honour Britain's New 'First Family'
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 5:54, archived)
# Isn't it called
Fibrogel?

Anyway, they must be one super-constipated family :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:10, archived)
# not to be confused with...
vibrogel

;0)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 6:16, archived)
# Soul II Soul Singer's Death Etc.
No wonder the BBC online chappies are looking for a new picture editor.
Look at the crap picture that's been chosen for the Doreen Waddell story.
Surely a b3ta-boarder could do better?
(Submissions on a virtual postcard, please...)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 5:36, archived)
[challenge entry] let me into your Zoo
Meet Ronny the rhinophant
(I helped save b3ta! i've got tickets to the first showing of star wars, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 5:31, archived)
# Am I too Late?
Dont know if i've missed this one already but,


Take the quiz at www.soul-reflector.net/vida/drug/
(icedragon, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 5:19, archived)
# erm... not sure I agree with that......


(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 5:46, archived)
# Can someone do another ....
.... animated gif of a sloth like animal. I put the Sea Mante on our intranet page and it went down very well, but everyone is bored of it now.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 5:17, archived)
# drugfrog?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 5:49, archived)
# That's all the excuse I need to bring out....

The Patented Prescott Press
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 5:56, archived)
# horse ear warmers

here
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 5:11, archived)

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