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[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:10, archived)
# is it friday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:50, archived)
# this is sesame street quality stuff right here
and yes, yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:57, archived)
# is it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:03, archived)
# lasers set to FUN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:05, archived)
# Your FUCKLIFT shot it's load
flt 1flt 2
flt 2flt 1
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 22 May 2015, 18:26, archived)
# This has LIFTED my FUCK
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:03, archived)
# I will NEVER take part in a fucklift thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:39, archived)
# bu-bu-but you just...
hmmmm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:47, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
NOW who's liftin'??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:55, archived)
# num'say'n?...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2015, 18:17, archived)
# IKR?????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 May 2015, 19:04, archived)
# init guy
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2015, 20:35, archived)
# We have ways of making you FUCKLIFT
Tongue clamp fucklift
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 May 2015, 18:42, archived)
# ...and if not:
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2015, 18:56, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 22 May 2015, 19:07, archived)
# neat
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 May 2015, 19:24, archived)
# bit niche
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2015, 20:34, archived)
# nice, neat, niche -- it's all really the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2015, 22:37, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 23 May 2015, 2:32, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 May 2015, 2:59, archived)
# : ) of course just kidding
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 23 May 2015, 9:15, archived)
# Very very tempting
but I'll still NEVER fucklift
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2015, 20:34, archived)
# The fuck is strong in this one

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2015, 20:02, archived)
# THIS IS FUCKLIFT
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 22 May 2015, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Bunny's too tight to mention and all that...

(AdrianJ, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:38, archived)
# simply cool
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] 4 eva wiv da speshal angles Jade, Diana & B3tards :'(
Diana & B3tards :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:11, archived)
# pact in tightly, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:12, archived)
# Short bus :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:13, archived)
# and special
very, very special ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:20, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:26, archived)
# 8P
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:59, archived)
# i would so drive around in that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:05, archived)
# i bet you'd add eyelshes to the headlights though :|
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:11, archived)
# would i fuck!
first time i saw those, i seriously wanted to track down the car's owner and slap the shit out of them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:18, archived)
# well, just so happens -- you know that nurse I was speaking of a few days ago?...
She put eyelashes on her brand new Kia Soul last year. Thankfully, she came to her senses a few days later.

She still does wear crocs though.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:26, archived)
# disaster narrowly averted, there
there's a woman lives near me with one of those cars that looks like it came out of a kinder egg. it's very pink, including wheel trims and steering wheel, not to mention seat covers. it also has pink eyelashes. i've seen the owner. she's in her 50's and wears a candy floss pink jogging suit. she represents everything i hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:32, archived)
# *nauseous*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 May 2015, 19:26, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:11, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 May 2015, 18:27, archived)
# I saw what you did there
Heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 22 May 2015, 19:12, archived)
# Trinity Mirror has to find a lot of money to pay the phone hacking victims
Cutting UsVsThem should save them at least a fiver a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:32, archived)
# Hope it doesn't mean the b3ta kittens starve
some other different reasons mentioned Guardian 13th May
www.theguardian.com/media/2015/may/13/trinity-mirrors-usvsth3m-and-ampp3d-thought-to-be-facing-axe-as-jobs-set-to-go#comment-52147708
Top comment was harsh :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:57, archived)
# they're definitely people
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:05, archived)
# Here's the view from the front window
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:00, archived)
# Fuck
Shot using a model aircraft?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:05, archived)
# I hope so
from here - but link down at moment
www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1ijghh/beautiful_motorcycle_ride_on_the_coast/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:07, archived)
# Cheers, don't think I've seen Brainstorm
trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCc69jg9Kvc&t=48s
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:22, archived)
# Brilliant film. Christopher Walken at his psycho best.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 22 May 2015, 20:12, archived)
# Shouldn't that be a Double Decker and a Cliff poster?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:16, archived)
# Best ending evaar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:18, archived)
# but would rob be asleep on the radiator?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:27, archived)
# B3ta newsletter - the weekend starts here

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue665/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:10, archived)
# only if it includes free beer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:10, archived)
# Monkey Beer is always free.
This is why no off-licence stocks it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:13, archived)
# i never get monkey beer
which i find surprising
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:20, archived)
# b3tans who do not drink monkey beer by choice
are drip fed it in the night when they are asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:35, archived)
# but i am a girl
i thought it wasn't for girls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:40, archived)
# It's not supposed to be, but the EU says it has to be.
This is why the drunkard Nigel Farage wants us out of Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:11, archived)
# think i'll just stick to vodka and gin
i have created my namesake cocktail, consisting of a double gin, a shot of grenadine and topped up with cider. it's disturbingly nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:25, archived)
# technically, chickens have no arse
only cloaca
Mofaha said so.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:00, archived)
# yeah well
it was a cheap gag to annoy Nando's as I disliked all the 'hilarious' publicity they got from that bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:02, archived)
# Oh. My. God!!
Rob replied to one of my posts!!
*prints and hangs on fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2015, 17:12, archived)
# You celebrate things by hanging off a fridge? This an American tradition?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 22 May 2015, 19:31, archived)
# yes! I even have a special celebratory fridge at the edge of the 2nd floor balcony
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2015, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:49, archived)
# the one on the right seems mighty unimpressed :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:59, archived)
# He is.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2015, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] last one
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:06, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Unfortunately, I'm back.


Click for bigger (241 kb)
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Fri 22 May 2015, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:08, archived)
# he's not that great, scooby doo is better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Thom Yorkie
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:57, archived)
# you know what? that works.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:01, archived)
# what she said
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:05, archived)
# awwws *feeds it a pint*
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 May 2015, 16:49, archived)
# Dane Bow-wows
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:08, archived)
# That song's in my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:26, archived)
# mine too lol.. damn it
tay tay tay tay tata ta ta ta tay tay..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 22 May 2015, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloodhound Gang


(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] One Numan and his dog
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 May 2015, 12:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 22 May 2015, 12:40, archived)
# haha he's smiling! this can't be right =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 May 2015, 12:58, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:37, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:32, archived)
# Lulz
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 May 2015, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] does this 'meat' the challenge criteria?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 22 May 2015, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] also this
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 22 May 2015, 12:33, archived)
# Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 22 May 2015, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] BB King & Bonio
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 May 2015, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] this is too obvious so I won't waste a thread :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2015, 12:11, archived)
# :D
Now do Bark Montana Overdrive ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 May 2015, 12:23, archived)
# This is the only type of dog that can portray Bach, I think
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2015, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 22 May 2015, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 22 May 2015, 11:58, archived)
# It's actually a single, not an album.
disqualified!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 22 May 2015, 12:02, archived)
# in the description I said singles are ok otherwise the challenge might run low on ideas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2015, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Steamy!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 22 May 2015, 11:31, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 22 May 2015, 11:59, archived)
# boiling piss!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 22 May 2015, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Goldie - THE ALCHEMIST


(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Fri 22 May 2015, 11:23, archived)

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