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[challenge entry] apols
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 20:19, archived)
# Are you and 'Entertain Me' having some sort of competition?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 21:05, archived)
#
nah, just had a lot of time on my hands yesterday
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Fri 28 Aug 2015, 6:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 18:59, archived)
# deja vu
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Aug 2015, 19:28, archived)
# The Dekion has you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 18:56, archived)
# deja vu deja v...oh
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Aug 2015, 19:28, archived)
# I've seen this before somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 20:57, archived)
# Spamcunt!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 21:50, archived)
# I reckon it was funniest the fifth or sixth time it was posted
the 'joke', such as it is, is starting to wear a bit thin now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 21:56, archived)
# post it again
remember the more times it's posted, the more people will see it and the more internet points you will be awarded. Post it on /talk too.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 28 Aug 2015, 10:26, archived)
# ^that
Hard
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 28 Aug 2015, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The farce is strong in this one
(Leemondus, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 18:16, archived)
# likes
did he have a brother called Spacin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 18:56, archived)
# haaaaahahahaha
been trying to think of a vader one all day
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 18:58, archived)
# well, while im in the studio why not?
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 18:12, archived)
# His favourite was the detonating chord
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 18:32, archived)
#
yeah, he had problems though... i heard the neck broke
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 19:02, archived)
# Last time he'll say to the music shop owner "String me up"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 19:14, archived)
#
hahaaaaaaaa
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 20:07, archived)
# on your game!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Aug 2015, 1:08, archived)
# brought the beer to the studio.... this compo is just too much fun
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:56, archived)
# Click from me.
Also ...and the Zyklon Bees
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Who you gonna call?


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(Leemondus, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:42, archived)
# Who ya gonna call?
Link Busters!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:54, archived)
# I had the same with a .png
scale it manually (in photoshop, the gimp or whatever; upload the smaller version; cut out the HTML; for the sake of all that is good do not post the blank post or repost the smaller image in a new thread; edit this post and paste your code over the bit that looks just like it and ends in /thumb.

TL;DR
I don't think the B3ta hamsters can scale .png files, try a .gif and it'll work fine.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 28 Aug 2015, 0:00, archived)
# ok... really last one, now beer
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:23, archived)
# Don't stop now
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:29, archived)
# Compo it!
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 18:41, archived)
# Twice!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 28 Aug 2015, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Stick a fork in me, I'm done!


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(Mantrid, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:22, archived)
#
hahahaha
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] More an access road than an accessory but meh
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:14, archived)
# fuck!!! you beat me to it!!!!!
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:15, archived)
# soz do it anyway it'll be better than mine
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:19, archived)
#
i would but i have to post a mugabe.... not had a mugabe yet
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:22, archived)
# looking forward to it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:22, archived)
# I like this
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 23:53, archived)
# not much thought went into this one.... but it made me do a glitter titter inside
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:13, archived)
# your glitter litter titter
will make a cat twitter about its shitter
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:55, archived)
#
i would have gone with kiddie licker but that might be too expreme... still trying to find a saville and harris rhyme... to no avail as yet
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:59, archived)
# they arent killers though...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 18:14, archived)
#
as far as we know....... *doctor evil finger pose*
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 20:08, archived)
# you might as well have these - cant be arsed to shopphoto
Mr. Harris caught shagging a Yaris.

Jimmy Saville out buying some gravel.
(piney everyone on the internet is naked, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 19:29, archived)
# Cannot for the life of me think why this one has not been done yet!!
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:59, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:01, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:08, archived)
# Compo + meme + fucklift
win.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:55, archived)
#
had to be done
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 20:09, archived)
#
fuck i just noticed it even has the peter sutcliffe signature cortina clingfilm!
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Peter Sutcliffe rolled a big, fat spliff, but it was far too spacey for lightweight John Gacy.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:51, archived)
# Sutcliffe looks like he's in a Die Antwoord video there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Windy Miller - Serial Killer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:53, archived)
# I wish to hear of Jeffrey Dahmer the Llama Farmer
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:56, archived)
# "no it's ok PC McGarry" Windy said
"it says its all natural ingredients"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:57, archived)
#
absolute genius.... inspired!
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:00, archived)
# Cereal killer surely
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 21:01, archived)
# Crisp
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Fri 28 Aug 2015, 18:11, archived)
# Thanks for the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:19, archived)
# Had this in my head for so long, thank every diety for this compo!


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(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:46, archived)
# I'd rather he covered his walls with Hanson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:57, archived)
#
might take a while to shop but a challenge is a challenge....
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:00, archived)
# Is Taylor Hanson single? I'd like to MMM-BOP her IYKWIM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:57, archived)
#
i think the braces are gone now so its smooth running when it comes to Gumsex
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 20:11, archived)
# cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] He also told jokes. Ba-dum tish!


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:57, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:31, archived)
# Google now thinks you're a perv
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:34, archived)
# ha ha
'now'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 18:15, archived)
# His AKA list must win some kind of infamy award.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:01, archived)
# quick and dirty
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:20, archived)
# it's no clammer's beefymite spread
but it's good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:23, archived)
#
improvements will come with the next beer or two
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:40, archived)
# as it ever was
cider caused me to invent green cement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:42, archived)
#
strongbow IS green cement... diluted
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] *orders 5...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:53, archived)
# I'll have your ones once you have finished with them
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Why not have a snack after?
Mussolini's cheese panini

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:08, archived)
# that looks rather tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:12, archived)
# So does the panini
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:40, archived)
# that's what i meant
i'm not into dictators
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:43, archived)
# Looks like Chrissie Hynde
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:02, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 28 Aug 2015, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Not the easiest compo, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:20, archived)
# silly person.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] he he.
Mass murderer you say? Hmm how about our latest? Death stats figures out today put him on the top slot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:52, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Fred West's Sex Pest
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn these file size limits, but...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
YEAH!
(waxdart hello., Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha
my aunt knows a bloke who looks just like him. we got on the bus one night after a few drinks and sat a few seats behind him. my aunt tried very hard not to giggle as i started whispering "nanananananananananananananananaSHIPMAN!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 15:28, archived)

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