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[challenge entry] Hell hath no fury like a squealing piggy
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 12:01, archived)
# This has me squealing with delight
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 13:42, archived)
# Just look at the gams on that gammon!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Bang a Bod for a Big Ben bong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 11:38, archived)
# bong, not bonk! ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 15:58, archived)
# Tiny chickens

More cartoons here
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 10:37, archived)
# Go to work on 100 tiny eggs.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 11:37, archived)
# Tonnes of carrots & sweet potato are being airdropped to endangered Brush-tailed Rock-wallabies
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 2:50, archived)
# mmmm, wallabies smothered with veggies. I've had worse ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 3:27, archived)
# This tickles me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 3:39, archived)
# This is a great idea.
Drop the veggies on the animals, wait for the fire to come through, roast dinners for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 9:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitting back hard with an even rarer single

I did this all for you Pedro. . .
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:21, archived)
# You are my Gyro!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:27, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11303817
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:38, archived)
# heresy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:39, archived)
# Horsey....that's what's in gyros. old dead horses. Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:43, archived)
# LAWL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:44, archived)
# Alright I'm fickle then
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:42, archived)
# You have to be more aware of Pedro's subliminal messages. His methods are very sneaky.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:46, archived)
# These are not the herons you are looking for
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 2:53, archived)
# And O' brothers and sisters I ask you to look at him. Does He have the marks? Do you see Them?

Accept no imitations.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 23:21, archived)
# U R THE 1
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 23:35, archived)
# OBV
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:02, archived)
# was this before the sack, back and crack?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 23:53, archived)
# This was yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:03, archived)
# Who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:02, archived)
# Please...no autographs......move along.....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:03, archived)
# Not even on my man-cleavage?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:23, archived)
# Ewww....That's 2 words that should never be combined.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:26, archived)
# Okay then, Boy Cleavage.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:28, archived)
# b3ta has corrupted your innocent mind
I blame Pedro/gyros
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:36, archived)
# I AM DEFINITELY INNOCENT!!!!
was i shouting just now?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:58, archived)
# -- vote---vote 4 this--vote--
b3ta.com/board/11303660
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 1:15, archived)
# ENN OHH , NO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 3:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Thats a meato what now right
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 13 Jan 2020, 23:14, archived)
#
mmm baby back ribs
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:30, archived)
# Me do text
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:45, archived)
# people say I have the best pootling software
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 14 Jan 2020, 22:43, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/8245334
(97800, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Leo di Crapaccio
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] BEAT THE MEATLES
(Alligator, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 22:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 22:56, archived)
# "Can you hear me now?"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Vegan sheep

I'm taking the compo in a new direction because all you meat eaters are going to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 22:28, archived)
# This is the second cauliflower animal I've seen today
STRANGE BUT TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 22:35, archived)
# I refuse to believe it!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 22:43, archived)
# seen 6 hours ago on FakeBook
imgur.com/a/YYHzz5w
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 23:39, archived)
# Good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 23:59, archived)
# I have some Broccoli
I am going to make one. Not today, but soon.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:00, archived)
# That I'd like to see.
We should pitch Rob on a compo week where we make real things from food.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:02, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:03, archived)
# XD XD XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:05, archived)
# Ewwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 22:36, archived)
# Nice!
Surprisingly good symbolism.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 22:38, archived)
# soon to be herded by the farmer's favourite collie, flower
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 23:55, archived)
# Mmmmm....meaty inside.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenderloin and anything else that wouldn't eat him first ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 19:25, archived)
# Has he been on a diet?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 19:26, archived)
# While he was alive he was---food!
Edit: Actually he was chunky but not like my unflattering rendering. I guess maybe the camel toe was a little over the top too :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 19:35, archived)
#
a little over the top bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Jan 2020, 19:45, archived)
# 🎶"Come on baby I'm tired of talking, grab your coat and let's start porking..."🎵
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 20:47, archived)
# Often called the King of Rock & Roll,
Elvis was particularly king of sweet rolls, dinner rolls, egg rolls, cabbage rolls, sausage rolls, etc., etc.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 21:48, archived)
#
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 21:24, archived)
# Zeros & heroes
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 13 Jan 2020, 17:39, archived)
# Superman Blows President: Not Fake News
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 17:55, archived)
# :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] "Did you ever know that you're my gyro?"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 17:35, archived)
# Mmmmm-ister Kiplings

More cartoons here
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 13:36, archived)
# I <3 THIS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 13:38, archived)
# Mr Kipling...
says thanks!
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 13:43, archived)
# Tell Mr Kipling to give Mr Peters a raise.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:40, archived)
# for his din-dins
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 13:24, archived)
# You should find an LP, Movie, or Song title containing the word 'hero' and change it to 'gyro'
All the cool kids are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 13:37, archived)
# Good suggestion, but why waste the idea on me? U B capable ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 13:46, archived)
# I want the /board to be flooded with Herons and Gyros!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 13:47, archived)
# We don't need another gyro
We don't need to know the way home either.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Not mine. (Apologies to original poster)


Click for bigger (197 kb)
(Victor Victoria, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
Nothing as sanitary as a 'possum butchery!

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 11:57, archived)
# Actually, this is really fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 13:37, archived)
# :) Subtle, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 13:49, archived)
# Das ist gut
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 13 Jan 2020, 17:45, archived)
# and das ist guts!
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 15:19, archived)
# Dave Gorman radio show/podcast
They had a feature called "Pun Street", featuring punning shop names. By far the best (IMO) they ever had was a shop (allegedly a REAL shop) selling Islamically-acceptable lamb etc. somewhere in London which was called "Halal - is it meat you're looking for?".

That is all.
(SonofRojBlake, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 11:59, archived)
# I wonder if there has ever been an actual hair salon named 'Curl Up & Dye'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 12:18, archived)
# Google says "Gazillions"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:23, archived)
# Is that more or fewer than a brazillion
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:34, archived)
# Don't wanna know how you get waxed
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:34, archived)
# I keep mine trimmed like a neat little hitler moustache
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:35, archived)
# oh wait
you said you didn't want to know, WHOOPSIE!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:36, archived)
# you wanna see?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:44, archived)
# I'll take that as a 'no'... :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 15:21, archived)
# Upload it to b3ta.com/B3tansGoneWild
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 15:22, archived)
# Dave Gorman used to nick his jokes from here.
At least those days are long past now though.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 13 Jan 2020, 17:33, archived)
# err mine actually
apology accepted :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 13:19, archived)

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