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Another shit compo entry!

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(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 19:45, archived)

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:02, archived)

The Touchables

(JauntyArt, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 17:47, archived)

I moved on Sean like a bitch. When you're italian they let you do it.

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 18:01, archived)

There’s something just so intimate about the phrase “they let you”

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 18:20, archived)

Who’s staying up to watch the US election unfold?

(JauntyArt, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 17:18, archived)

I'll be staying up to let my erection unfold.

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Nov 2020, 18:22, archived)

Unravel

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 18:54, archived)

If you insist.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl8RzYcW-sQ

(Astatine, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 2:43, archived)

aye

though it feels like staying up for a train wreck

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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 21:30, archived)

hmmmmm.......

Click for bigger (712 kb)

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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 15:00, archived)

Trump's up on the poles!

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:52, archived)

Jesus christ

(gijoel, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 5:51, archived)

I tried to get "beyond" in, but couldn't

(razzle, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:29, archived)

2 seater beds explained

MODEIT: User banned for spam.

Screengrab here so you can look at the shite they posted if you really want to mock them etc
imgur.com/mnrmlyh

(Chairbeds Cocoon Sofa Beds, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:01, archived)

Well that's just, like, your opinion man

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:02, archived)

It's everyones opinion.

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:05, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11329535

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:06, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11329535

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:08, archived)

u broke teh codez, lol

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:12, archived)

I am the codes.

hexadecimal #b00b55

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:17, archived)

HMMM...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:48, archived)

I heard that cocoonsleeping.com is a website full of child pornography

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:08, archived)

2 seater sofa Lives Matter

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Chumps 👀, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:54, archived)

Why do you hate armchairs so much??? 😢

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:57, archived)

This is a complete fabrication

and you have twisted my words to suit your own agenda. I love my armchair. Not yours though, obviously.

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Chumps 👀, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:19, archived)

Probably because mine's a different colour.

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:21, archived)

Only on the outside, though.

It's all the padding and wooden bits that are important really.

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:22, archived)

I'm sorry I said I didn't like your armchair. :(

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Chumps 👀, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:38, archived)

You need to go to Couchbart, to read the sofa news that the fake mainstream media tries to supress from you

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:04, archived)

Post was removed for containing too much TRUTH

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:16, archived)

lol

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:19, archived)

Chair beds

beds for chairs

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:09, archived)

Elephants and trains magazine

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:42, archived)

Finally chairs can rest.

They've been sitting all day.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 18:24, archived)

This is sofa king dumb

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:43, archived)

U R MF DOOM

AICMFP

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 21:31, archived)

MIDNIGHT SALE!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 17:41, archived)

I’ll take two

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 18:18, archived)

Buy 1 get 2 FREE!!!*

*Today Only!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 18:20, archived)

It’s a once-in-a-blue-moon offer

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 3:29, archived)

Why do I have a feeling in 18 months time whilst watching a netflix documentary the voice over will say...

"By the time his madness descended this deep he could only quench his thirsts by posting page after page of technical specifications of the folding mechanism nestled in the two-seater Chesterfield he now used to behead ginger webmasters"

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 17:23, archived)

I like this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 3:44, archived)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 10:51, archived)

edit: or James Unbond?

(razzle, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 10:18, archived)

Maybe all the cut will be absorbed by him been a bond

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 10:24, archived)

These heads are getting bigger and bigger.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 17:42, archived)

are you sure that you're not just sitting closer to your monitor

(razzle, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 14:47, archived)

/pearoast

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 9:47, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:52, archived)

This should be on the FP.

Wake up b3ta.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 17:43, archived)

Haha

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:34, archived)

THIS TOOK AGES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:31, archived)

b3ta.com
b3ta.gone

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:32, archived)

mofahaimages.com/b3ta/rccbh.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:34, archived)

mofaha.gone

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:53, archived)

You’ve been a bit salty with me lately. You’re turning into a big old mister grumpy pants.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 1:00, archived)

Blame Pedro.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 1:23, archived)

I’m going to cheer you up! I will make pictures for you! This is going to be the best Halloween ever!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 2:03, archived)

Previously...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:33, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:52, archived)

And now they’re both, like...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:53, archived)

except:

mine is good and yours is shit.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:54, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:57, archived)

In double oh heaven

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:54, archived)

Yeah that’s where I was going with this

Well, specifically that they were both dead. You managed to make it funny.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:58, archived)

I have to pea on this classic with my board filling flop.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 16:55, archived)

I think I remember this from last time :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 0:17, archived)

I remember the Spitting Image book in which I first saw this joke.

It's a good joke. I like this!

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 0:11, archived)

I like that you retained the background

Photoshop mastery of the highest skillz

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 1:24, archived)

741 layers, many of them empty, it was very confusing and difficult

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 2:02, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 2:11, archived)

Hahahaha

Edit: It’s almost Halloween2 Pedro, I thought it would be nice to have a belated celebration to show there’s no hard feelings about the appalling icon abuse we both suffered.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 2:21, archived)

I'm still a bit shaken up over the whole ordeal, but I feel ya, bro!

*HUGS*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 15:33, archived)

two girls, one... no wait

four girls one cu... no. three girls, two um...

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ozof, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 6:55, archived)

It's a quadraschlurp

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 15:34, archived)

IDGI

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 17:44, archived)

OCYDBYAAI

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 20:08, archived)

Only
Cuz
You
Don't
Buy
Your
Alcohol
At
Ikea?
What the fuck Pedro? I don't think Ikea even sells alcohol.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:23, archived)

Ikebeer

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:25, archived)

I forget what it means now.

I do know that it wasn't very nice

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 0:02, archived)

O_O

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 0:12, archived)

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 Nov 2020, 15:01, archived)

They all got hiccups except the guy sitting down. Maybe he gave them hiccups? I don’t know.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:12, archived)

haha!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:27, archived)

Pedro!

I didn't post any halloween pictures this year, I was too upset about the icon debacle.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:37, archived)

I totally understand.

It was especially stressful for me when a certain unnamed established member changed his icon to match mine.

I felt like I was back in school when that smelly kid with bacon-breath always wanted to sit next to me

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:39, archived)

FUCKLIFT INCOMING!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:44, archived)

Oh hello, you!

AKA one of my top 200 favourite b3tans

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:47, archived)

Oh look it's a certain unnamed established member

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 0:50, archived)