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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 19:56, archived)
# I want to be
a Matzo man
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Aug 2021, 20:23, archived)
# Big demand for a good matzo man these days ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The Supermarket Class System
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Aug 2021, 19:39, archived)
# In Selsey When we asked the developers why they had invited Asda and not another supermaket they said:
"We thought that Asda best reflected the aspirations of the community"
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 20:42, archived)
# I'm assuming Farm Foods is now somewhere at the bottom of the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Aug 2021, 21:23, archived)
# God no, this isn't Bognor
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 23:31, archived)
# I would have thought wee Ronnie would have been a Lidl guy
Being a Lidl guy and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 18:59, archived)
# Is this an oxymoron?
Moderately overpriced!
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 19:03, archived)
# Your son is very odd.
He un-ignored me to reply to my reply to his post, then ignored me again.

Sorry, did I say "very odd"? I meant "a far-right racist homophobic unfunny cunt". I'm sure he'll log out to see this, so I have no idea why he bothers with ignore2.0 anyway. I guess he's a stupid far-right racist homophobic unfunny cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 19:10, archived)
# He's adopted...
...and a massive far-right racist homophobic unfunny cunt :D
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 19:13, archived)
# Well that's not news to anyone who's been paying attention to his posts over the last 10 years.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 19:30, archived)
# I liked him when he fucked off for a year
Good times
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 19:32, archived)
# Yeah he had me unignored just so I could reply.
I didn’t say a word and just posted a picture on his thread. He got so scared, he put me on ignore right away. XD What a complete fuckwipe. Don’t worry though, he is making his own downfall. He doesn’t get along with people with brains. Fuck off back to Facebook, you unfunny cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 19:35, archived)
# That is my first born you're dissing Atomic
More please
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 19:46, archived)
# I’m just sorry that abortion lived.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 19:53, archived)
#
πŸ˜‚
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 20:12, archived)
# He got scared? You're sure?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 21:43, archived)
# More like chicken shit, no balls, skirt flutter,...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 1:13, archived)
# Or just, doesn’t like you? Or me, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 1:18, archived)
# cuz we're cool, yo o/\o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 2:07, archived)
# Should see their reduced section.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 19:33, archived)
# You should see mine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 1:18, archived)
# Only if it's 50% off, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 20:04, archived)
# +3 B3TACOIN
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 16:33, archived)
# Store detective announcement "He has left the building"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 18:22, archived)
# Uh huh huh.
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 16:01, archived)
# LIKE HIM INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 15:33, archived)
# He's moving with his auntie and uncle in blue air
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 15:46, archived)
# only 10% of the people that read this will have the confidence to sing the big chungus song
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 15:48, archived)
# Medium chungus tho
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 16:18, archived)
# ooh nanaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 16:19, archived)
# GAME 2: b3tacoin binance shart (Select Al Chim)<<<<<<<

/burnlistaug2021.jpg

Jump to Soundtrack
Jump Juice to McGregor
Jump to Mercurius Suite

VISIT GAME 1 in the Past
VISIT GAME 3 in the Future
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 18:47, archived)
# JUICE MCGREGOR (plantagenet_puppet_people.gif)
JUICE1
JUICE2
JUICE3
((Reprise))

Back to Soundtrack
Back to Primary Token
Forward to Mercurius

VISIT GAME 1
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 21:59, archived)
# Hermes Suite
Mercurious
|Back to START
|Back to Soundtrack
|Back to Juice McGregor

VISIT GAME 1
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 22:35, archived)
# <3 <3 <3 HOGIS!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 23:35, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 4:09, archived)
# i don't know you but i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twoscoops, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 14:17, archived)
# Excellent and Woo
FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 23:22, archived)
# This sign makes no sense.
It would only be valid for one minute, seems like a ridiculous amount of effort. Surely it would have made more sense for them to state the closing time?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 10:23, archived)
# Satisfied?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 11:52, archived)
# Perfect!
I was just concerned about they guy whose job it was to update the board every 60 seconds.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 12:01, archived)
# sure you were
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 12:15, archived)
# It *could* be a flat-panel TV tethered to a PC, running a PowerPoint show.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:28, archived)
# How about giving this obsessive bullying bollocks a rest you tedious cunt?
Thank you

*Relurks*
(BrianThatIsCalledBrian in YOUR endo, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 22:27, archived)
# Imagine an animated imaged image of people raising handbags in front of their faces and making "oooooooh" sounds
right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 22:32, archived)
# I know it might seem flouncey
LS and his opinions are not be to everybody's taste, certainly not mine, but socks that talk to themselves...?
It's like 12 yr olds bullying the forrin new kid in the play ground because they know that the semi perm locum Headmaster Toast is in his office on the bottle out of despair.
The /links infection has spread to here.
Allegedly in the uk, it's the biggest mental health crisis since ww2, and this place used to be a reasonable refuge..

I have a dream
(BrianThatIsCalledBrian in YOUR endo, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 23:24, archived)
# Enough people have replied for you to delete it now
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 14:31, archived)
# That decision is mine--not yours.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 15:20, archived)
# Oh do pipe down
(BrianThatIsCalledBrian in YOUR endo, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 19:37, archived)
# mmm...ectoplasm
(rogerzilla, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Sainsbury’s liked my tweet with this in it
(JauntyArt, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 18:03, archived)
# schluurrrrrrp
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Similar theme...
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 17:42, archived)
# Ram it or cram it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:31, archived)
# This is missing dual mounted M60's.
I like this though.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:44, archived)
#
😁
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:22, archived)
# Smells like sour apples.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:26, archived)
# Never experienced the smell or sour apples.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:33, archived)
# I have however experienced the smell of sour shite.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:35, archived)
# Just to maintain conversational continuity I will not edit my original comment.
But I guess I need to clarify by saying that these would be apples found on the ground and half-rotting.

Also, the smell of apple gum on someone else's breath.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:40, archived)
# Ahhh I see so say apples that have fallen from a tree and all mushed from people stepping on them, and rotting in the sun for example?
Nope, still don't know what they smell like.

I thank you though for clarifying further.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:43, archived)
# Buttscotch.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:56, archived)
# Buttershite
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:56, archived)
# Anal Deshite
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 22:51, archived)
# We have a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 24 Aug 2021, 8:29, archived)
# Excellent
(Jason Voorhees πŸ”ͺ, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] This should get me kicked off the B3tas for sure
(plankton, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 15:05, archived)
# I like the serving suggestion on the left
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 15:14, archived)
# Is Rob on the other bus now?
(rogerzilla, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] B.I. Before Iceland...
(targetlad72, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 13:59, archived)
# Eh? Speak up, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 14:01, archived)
# I thought it was Tesco that had the Shergarburgers
(rogerzilla, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 14:16, archived)
# You know what thought did?
Followed a dustcart 'cos they thought it was a wedding :)
(targetlad72, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 14:21, archived)
# Revolution Shirt =)
So wow thats a neato what now right.

Response so far has been a little strange.

Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 14:50, archived)
# okay I'll bite..
Findus?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 14:22, archived)
# In the Yellow Pages.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 14:50, archived)
# Keepus
(rogerzilla, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 18:31, archived)
# Aaargh
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Still in meat mode
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 6:04, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 12:27, archived)
# Whippet? Good!
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:34, archived)
# OX BEEF
LEGS 7
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:41, archived)
# nom
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:50, archived)
# Are they going to perform at In-Fest 2021?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 19:54, archived)
# Worst bingo caller EVER!
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 10:16, archived)
# FLANK 4 all day long.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 12:27, archived)
# Get back to scrubbing the loo, Lionel.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes--yes it is. But I get a better price on 'possum at McDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 19:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 21:21, archived)
# Likely tired old gag but eh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 17:18, archived)

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