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[challenge entry] Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 6:36, archived)
# Girl With A Pawned Earring?
(Cerberus64, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 10:17, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 19:31, archived)
# Fucking Classic
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 2:58, archived)
# CAC
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 3:24, archived)
# Deja vu
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 10:26, archived)
# i think this might be the most distressing thing you've posted pedro
well done, sort of
(ozof, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 11:24, archived)
# :(
😭

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 12:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 13:35, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 2:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:19, archived)
# It’s like everything you’ve thought over the past 5 years thrown into a blender and you’ve drunk it down and whoooosh it’s all come back up again as this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:26, archived)
# I got bored of being bored.
I indulged myself and went totally wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:44, archived)
# That sounds perversely healthy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:47, archived)
# Also, bottom slightly left of center, epic pointies
…seriously that’s some eye-gouging underwear right there
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:28, archived)
# Proper oval lushness
And no mistake
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:31, archived)
# Thank fuck you're here atomic
B3ta is saved again :)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:29, archived)
#
No no....
everybody hates me
they love to hate me
they hate to love me
\\XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:45, archived)
# No no don’t be silly, most people barely notice you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:49, archived)
# ^clickin’ dis
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:51, archived)
# Notice whom?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 21:41, archived)
# atomic simpson
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 21:48, archived)
# It was Sting actually.
Nice and cozy rich guy Sting.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 22:14, archived)
# No more drugs
for that man
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:35, archived)
#
No
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:38, archived)
# +of my
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice !
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 21:17, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 21:59, archived)
# I do have a full jar.
But you ain't gettin' none of it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 22:44, archived)
# all the cool kids are eating marmalade now
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...I found this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 0:03, archived)
# I think it should win the compo
(Hemipygous, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 19:33, archived)
# Nah…it’s shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 2:59, archived)
# Then he’s right, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 19:13, archived)
# Boink!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 21:19, archived)
# PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 21:21, archived)
# YAY TITS !
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 22:05, archived)
# \OO/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 22:13, archived)
# Holy Cornucopia Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 3:23, archived)
# I think this one will be hanging in a museum one day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 2:55, archived)
#
in a museum
On mofaha's fridge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 12:05, archived)
# No more room! And I am not buying yet another fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 19:13, archived)
# Ace !
Sex, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 20:38, archived)
# Did you read it twice?
I keep doing that.
It’s all about balloon placement.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 2:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Book A Test Drive NOW!

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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 11 Jun 2022, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] You can't be TOO careful...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Food shortages reaching unprecedented levels......
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 10:51, archived)
# *Serving suggestion, no sauce supplied
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 11:10, archived)
# The future looks bleak :(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 17:03, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 17:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry] You make 'em, we scrape 'em. no foetus can beat us!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I syphon it out & keep it in binbags...

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(I helped save b3ta! loolah potato, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 8:15, archived)
# haha!
Funny and useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 11 Jun 2022, 8:49, archived)
# Won't be an issue after mandatory electricness, you'd need to roll up in a forklift to steal that
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 9:00, archived)
#
or
uc
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 17:05, archived)
# mandatucy
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:20, archived)
# Too bloody right
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 20:32, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 1:37, archived)
# Very clever!!!
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't think of anything funny haha, so have some funny hmm hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] More infographic fun
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The new Borisbus
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 23:05, archived)
# Fake news, no way he'd be that honest
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 23:27, archived)
# I think he’s past caring tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 23:47, archived)
# Great slogan!
great slogan
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 3:59, archived)
# :D
I would have more respect IF this was the actual bus!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 17:08, archived)
# Too bad that it's trufax
Cuntrolls
(Sherbs, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 2:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Time to wheel this out again

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 18:28, archived)
#
Funnily enough, when I lived near a Tesco I'd always buy their value shampoo, because it did the job fine, smelt nice and was a fiftieth of the price of all the wanky ones, you know, the ones that spell water 'aqua' and have lots of useless ingredients. All you need is an emuslifier, washing up liquid works just as well.
(Great_Boo, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 20:50, archived)
# you are Boris Johnson AICMFP
youtu.be/4XNU3o6wcfk

Warning: Contains Boris
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 21:40, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 21:17, archived)
# Bollocks
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Always looking for the next spin
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Jun 2022, 17:04, archived)
# Where are these hoses that dispense coins? Asking for a friend
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 16:24, archived)
# Early winner
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] INNOVATIVE SOLUTIONZ

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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Jun 2022, 14:06, archived)
# We've got a new baby we can't afford, and food is too expensive.
I wonder whether Boris has any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 14:22, archived)
# Eat the baby, duh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 18:28, archived)
# I've got something flaming hot she can swallow, IYKWIM!



a bag of Doritos, half price at the Co-op
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 14:44, archived)
# YUM. Some flaming hot D covered in guac right in the mouth-hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Jun 2022, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - COST OF LIVING CRISIS

Food's getting expensive, energy bills are going through the roof, pay has stagnated for years, it's a cost of living crisis!
Depict it, or better still solve it with daft pictures and gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] First post nails it
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Jun 2022, 13:56, archived)
# Is "sent to rwanda" a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 14:24, archived)
# Yes. Rawanda is the name of Mulching Machine 2
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Jun 2022, 14:38, archived)
# Remember that episode of bertha where mrs goggins fed in a dead tramp and burgers came out the other end?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 14:45, archived)
# What a bottomless source of humour this topic is.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 14:14, archived)
# """humour"""
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 14:23, archived)
# Even your scare quotes have 6 digits.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 15:04, archived)
# """O""" """M""" """G"""
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 15:04, archived)
# """"""""""bottom"""""""""""
(gijoel, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 14:18, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11369706
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 18:30, archived)
# hahah!
Call me wanker!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Jun 2022, 19:35, archived)
# Bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 20:20, archived)
# Beautifully done
Hugh Bonneville looks a LOT like Wayne
(rogerzilla, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 17:49, archived)
# ultimateeroticadventure
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 3:46, archived)
# i lied
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 3:49, archived)
# That's great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 11:39, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 12:31, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11369706
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 13:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 13:17, archived)
#
+ly disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 14:11, archived)

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