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[challenge entry] David Cameron MP. Even his wife knew also not really a sign but...
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 11:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 6 Nov 2025, 9:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 9:42, archived)
# You can't buy class, darling x
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 12:21, archived)
# This keeps being referred to as a sign.
How is that a sign? It looks like someone's printed each word on a sheet of A4 and sellotaped them to the wall, squint.

edit: just read about it, apparently that's a placeholder for the real sign. What's the fucking point, Donald?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 13:45, archived)
# Snort worthy
Snort
(Urth, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 18:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Thu 6 Nov 2025, 2:41, archived)
# Thou Shalt Not
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 4:53, archived)
[challenge entry] A logo is a kind of sign, right?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 22:52, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 21:20, archived)
# Real LOL
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 4:54, archived)
# Worst sex toys I ever bought
(rogerzilla, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 11:57, archived)
#
Radical name for a folk group.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Nov 2025, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Most Wikipedia entries are Nonce Sense
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (â—‹¥â—‹) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ â‚’), Wed 5 Nov 2025, 17:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 4:55, archived)
# This is legal?
(Flurk, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 15:42, archived)
# Hi Pedro
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (â—‹¥â—‹) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ â‚’), Wed 5 Nov 2025, 17:35, archived)
# BUt wait, NO!! NOT ME SIR (OR MA'AM)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 0:33, archived)
# Bunny bin portal
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Nov 2025, 15:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 3:04, archived)
# Oh Pedro

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 4:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 23:53, archived)
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(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 14:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 23:00, archived)
# Just realised I could've got Any Leotards but fuck it, this took me long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] 🧳
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] 😞
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 22:01, archived)
# Every single plughole clogged with hair...
And that's just the Shitannia Hotel...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 23:39, archived)
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(lumpytesticle, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 21:39, archived)
# Hone twerps
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 10:20, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Up The Orc Corner
(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 18:12, archived)
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(lumpytesticle, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 16:35, archived)
# Needs more RFK jr
And there's something I'd never imagined saying before.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 17:38, archived)
#
These chemsex parties are getting out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2025, 21:07, archived)
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(lumpytesticle, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 15:59, archived)
#

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 14:45, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 22:54, archived)
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(lumpytesticle, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 13:32, archived)
# "I'll take 'Lesser-known DC Superheroes' for three, Bob".
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 13:12, archived)
# Honestly, imagine being the kind of cunt who comes up with these wanky fucking slogans like 'Strong Foundations - Secure Future'
And then sits there, stroking their miniature erection thinking "Yes. That'll really resonate with the public"

Some cunt is paid a six-figure sum for that bollocks. At least be sincere. 'Crumbling Foundations - We're Fucked' might not carry the same positivity, but at least it's honest.
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 13:21, archived)
# OUR SEAN ENDURES CUNT RISOTTO GUFF
I feel so energised and proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 4 Nov 2025, 14:27, archived)
# SHAG THEM SNAGS!
Or 'Gents Shag Hams'. I don't know which is catchier. I can't afford a focus group.
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 4 Nov 2025, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Andrew knows Fergie was watching from the seat in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 4 Nov 2025, 12:59, archived)

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