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# Andrew has competition!
Perhaps where our Andrew got his inspiration?

www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/rickspage/
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:36, archived)
# He looks like a young
slightly greasy, trailor-trashy Dartanian
(Nacho, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:40, archived)
# Have you seen his dating statistics?
He's not doing very well.
(Nacho, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:42, archived)
# I think Andrew
got more inspiration from Marshell Cavendish Murder Collections and trying to apply management meetings to his personal life.

That fellow doesn't have the sinister edge.

Andrew wins.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:42, archived)
# No
I've told you once, I'll not tell you again:

www.geocities.com/anilhomepage/homepage.html

For those that missed it earlier, Google lists this as a "similar site".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:43, archived)
# weird dude
check out his bio.. neatest place I've been to: London England, you wouldn't believe how big the backstreet boys are there... just how big are they?
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:54, archived)
# he mentions
the backstreet boys a few times - you get the impression that there's issues there.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:55, archived)
# They are
over fifty feet tall, and terrorise the inhabitants by rampaging up and down Pall Mall trying to pick a fight with Godzilla. Or maybe not big at all
(julio geordio, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:23, archived)
# How in holy hell...
do I get my free 10mb from NTL if I'm on broadband? Those slimy weasels won't reply.
Maybe I smell.
(braindead, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:33, archived)
# 10MB
Yeah you do if you signed up to Ntlworld too..... As long as you promise to make it funny of course...... :)
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:59, archived)
# Promises Promises
I dont see any roadies cd cover yet Witchy!
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:31, archived)
# Hmmmn
... I even reminded him. Witchy - your public awaits!
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:32, archived)
# Last Time
I seen him he was playing with kangaroo spunk and zebra fucking
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:35, archived)
# Then it's no wonder
he hasn't done the cd cover. You don't often get the chance to poke a zebra, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:42, archived)
# Simple!
Go to Buffy's keyboard and keep hitting 'Z' :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:44, archived)
# I feel violated
... and not in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:50, archived)
# Buffy's keyboard
is class; it still makes 6 adults round here cry with laughter......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:33, archived)
# bored. made this:
(I helped save b3ta! rufus, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:26, archived)
# Bastard!
He's ALWAYS doing that!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:26, archived)
# Cat orking picture required
Many moons ago, in the midst of the first run of superb cow orking pictures, some enlightened soul posted a photo of a CAT orking (thereby proving that the skill of orking transcends traditionally-held species boundaries).

I really want to use the picture in the company mag I write, but can't find it despite many almost-pissed-myself hours trawling through 470+ pages of board archive. A favour - can the original poster or anyone else track it down and re-post it?

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:22, archived)
# i have a fantastic one
of my cat, but no webspace to post it, and i can't get at it til i get home at 7 :( but i can mail you it then if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:23, archived)
# Fucking spiders!
That'll do me, Mr Unicorn! Especially if it's taken with your own fair hoof! I'll not sleep tonight.

[email protected], if you'd be so kind.

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:29, archived)
# orker
is this the one you wanted?
(I helped save b3ta! nodmonkey, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:12, archived)
# It's not the one I can see in my head...
... but that's still truly superb! Aren't his teeth in the middle REALLY small?
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:24, archived)
# why why why...
Someone tell me what happened to Andrew Washington. Please.
(twelveways, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:21, archived)
# I sent him an email telling him I thought he was a dashing young fellow - the best looking man I've ever seen
and now we're getting married. So he has no need to keep the website up, looking for love.
Tina is well jealous. So I stabbed her to shut her up.
(Nacho, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:24, archived)
# where's
the wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:29, archived)
# In
Chihauhua, Mexico.
I'm gonna get dragged up the isle on a slege pulled by 1000 chihauhaus.
(Nacho, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:32, archived)
# .
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:02, archived)
# YAY!
I want one. Their buldgy little eyes are great. I'd call it Chopper. I'd dress it up in bonnets. and make it little book of madness t-shirts.
OH MY GOD! This all sounds like the start of a biological clock (albeit going a bit wrong) NOOOOOOOOOO
(Nacho, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:13, archived)
# I own this..


Only in preparation for this album did he first listen to Zep and Jimi!
(idgaf.com, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:28, archived)
# I own this..


Only in preparation for this album did he first listen to Zep and Jimi!
(idgaf.com, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:31, archived)
# Please
please please have monguin page-boys!
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:32, archived)
# And
gay dog bridesmaids.
(Nacho, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:33, archived)
# No
Andrew doesn't like the gays - so presumably won't be living in Brighton. You'll be living in his car on the ocean.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:45, archived)
# Doesn't he like the gays and their ways?
Oh well that's no good. I don't do homophobia.
I didn't really want Tina's hand-me-downs anyway.
(Nacho, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:52, archived)
# With gay dog bridesmaids,
it'll be the most wonderful spectacle ever! "Hello" magazine front cover here we come!
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:46, archived)
# The weddings been cancelled.
I'm still well up for a chihauhua driven sledge ride though. Their eyes would buldge so severely out of their head at the strain.
I really want a chihauhau but my evil friends said they would kick it when I wasn't around.
(Nacho, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:56, archived)
# Ive just had a meeting
(twelveways, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:18, archived)
# Aah you poor little cherub.
Did you spend the entire meeting concentrating on keeping your eyelids open rather than listening to a word anyone says?
My meetings are quite amusing cos my boss starts, finishes and interrupts every sentence with Siamese cat noises that I've got him hooked on. Or he gives meetings in the voice of Boycey from "Only Fools & Horses"
(Nacho, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:22, archived)
# CAMPAIGN FOR THE RETURN OF ANDREW WASHINGTON WEBSITE
I think we should all e-mail Andrew Washington and plea with him for the return of his website. It was the greatest site I have ever seen.

You can reach him on [email protected]
(Slacker, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:17, archived)
# Relax
he said it would be back once the dust had settled.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:17, archived)
# They wouldn't let my son
into nursery today. He has pink eye.
Bored.

Oxford in the day. Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:05, archived)
# Is that
a version of Elizabeth's unfortunate ailment?
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:08, archived)
# Hmmm
perhaps we shouldn't have poked fun. I didn't realise Pink Face was a dibilitating skin condition :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:17, archived)
# Conjunctavitas
or whoever you spell it.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:17, archived)
# Conjunctivitis
...that's the name.

FYI: Once I asked a lady in Glasgow how she spelled "tetanus" and she replied:
T-E-C-N-E-A-S
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:24, archived)
# Then she said
"Tetanus. Wasn't that the one where the alien befriends a boy called Elliot?"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:26, archived)
# Then I said:
Nae! That wis Elliot ra Dragon fae Kilmarnock!

(Shaolin_Bukkake, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:39, archived)
# Pink eye, heh heh
If I ever have an albino child I'm gonna call it Snowy Pink Eye
(Nacho, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:11, archived)
# Bastards
just what is their fucking problem?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:00, archived)
# I reckon
it's that he'd give it to all the other kids cos it's super contagious.

So fair enough really.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:37, archived)
# We created a fagtoise!!
Not bad for my first go!
(Rich, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:56, archived)
# crisis in London, someone call Andrew
(Alienboy, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:52, archived)
# More strange things are round the corner
I know I posted this already but it seemed appropriate here.

It's a mandrill on castors outside Buckingham Palace. With wings and Jack Nicholson's face.

(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:29, archived)
# Anyone
coming to the pub?

Half day's...wooooooo!

Mine's a large one...bling

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:46, archived)
# ou est le pub?
ver izt it?
(jellylegs, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:49, archived)
# C'est dans l'environs
du la grand eglise.


I'll get you a pint in.

Byeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:56, archived)
# Some more right charlies
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:41, archived)
# Haiku tribute to the demise of Andrew Washingtons site
Hang our heads in shame
We did not know when to stop
And now it is gone
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:34, archived)
# ...
Annoying stalkers
Should be crashed into by an
Iguana biplane
(OtaKuno, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:40, archived)
# I don't
think it was a b3tan that sent he email...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:40, archived)
# I know, I know
but we at least have a partial responsibility for bringing his site to prominence and poking fun at it which in turn leads to severe bouts of stalkerism. Possibly.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:00, archived)
# And one for Tina
No more shall we see
The lovely lodger Tina
Flashing her panties
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:40, archived)
# haiku
i feel really shit
but still damn glad i am not
Andrew Washington
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:03, archived)
# my first attempt
andrew washington
we worship you - our master!
guide us to the light
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:34, archived)
# Make a bear happy....

Can I get a woo for my first anim? Especially as i did it at work!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:34, archived)
# w
o
o
!
(redifusion, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:36, archived)
# thanks!
it makes it all worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:38, archived)
# can you make him say "chin up, lad"?
that would be double-woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:39, archived)
# now I have the power to animate..
I will never stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:44, archived)
# Looks familiar somehow
Oh yes I remember :)
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:39, archived)
[challenge entry] some truely great music

yeah, I know it's a cheap shot...

and these just annoy me
(christophaloph, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:31, archived)
# Actually
I'm usually disappointed if an album doesn't have a "hidden" track...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:49, archived)
# does this album
have its own hidden track?
(nic*, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:16, archived)
# Make A Bear Smile Day II
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:30, archived)
# And of corse
Make me smile today!!! Woo HOO!
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:39, archived)
# Attention flash guru's!
Long ago, on the cover of Amiga Power, I got hold of a very silly game called "Mr. Wobbly Leg", which was the silliest space invaders clone, ever.

I think the people of the web should have the opportunity to bask in the glory that is Mr. Wobbly leg.

Could someone do a flash version?

You can download Amiga Power Coverdisk #10 (with the game on) here:

Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:29, archived)
# yay!
it has a seuck game! i'd forgotten such things existed! that's made my day!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:18, archived)
# C64 SEUCK
was far better than Amiga SEUCK.

Use this information wisely.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:22, archived)
# Make a bear smile day
Soooooo not safe for work.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:26, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwww!
I was eating!

That... is... eewww!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:31, archived)
# welcome to the disturbing world of plushies
Weird, huh?
http://images.google.com/images?q=plushie+bear&svnum=10&hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&oe=ISO-8859-1&imgsafe=off&filter=0
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:35, archived)
# Jeez
a whole new strain of pornography I knew nothing about...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:50, archived)
# this is new to you?
There's much worse out there. A regular visit to http://www.portalofevil.com/ will open your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:54, archived)
# I'm not sure I want to go there...
although I will anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:03, archived)
# Satanist Role-Players of Finland unite
Bizarre, truly bizarre site listing the corruption of role-playing games - Games Workshop must be quaking in their shoes (it must be a fake)

www.co.jyu.fi/~np/gameofsatan/

btw. how do you put a link so it comes up as clickable?
(I helped save b3ta! Pistol Pete, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:16, archived)
# :)
Oh, it worked anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Pistol Pete, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:17, archived)
# like
that? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 5:17, archived)

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