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# New at Mc Cardboard's, The Mc Corrugated with Cheese, only £1.99!

(Sorry if its already been done, I'm slow)
(salbot, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:09, archived)
# Probably going too far but..
(richyboy, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:15, archived)
# those rednecks werent even trying...
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)
# today's Guardian?
Did you see the pic on the cover of Hitler dancing... in a sort of "woooooo" way?

F@cking scary...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:36, archived)
# i thouht about doing something with that...
but it really didnt need it. He sure was a mover though.
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:00, archived)
# how can I get to see that?
online? or can someone scan it for me?
(zog2, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 4:51, archived)
# hey, speaking of the borg...
and fast connections... here's a song I did the singing on about two years ago, it's sort of sung by picard as if he had kirk's attitude
star trek

yes, that is me singing.

yes, they are my lyrics.
(zog2, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)
# On Star Trek
I made a song whilst watching an episode of TNG, it's about this rogue man who had really rugged good looks, a mullet and bad facial hair.

Get that here..........
(Dies Irae, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:04, archived)
# Kinda O/T but
I've also got a song loosely based around Papa Lazarou of League Of Gentlemen fame.

That's here.
(Dies Irae, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:09, archived)
# ok, i don't know who papa lazarou is...
but the songs are great. I think I'll go listen to skanky man again.
(zog2, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 13:47, archived)
# listen very carefully...etc

that, is a shoddy pizza template!
upon which, i would be most grateful,
if b3tans would like to submit to me,
their concept for the theme of:
roadkill pizza!
the best 4 will appear in a secret project that i am currently engaged in the production of!
please include apt title for your pizza in a pizza menu stylee!
all replies will be posted in my gallery as a token of my respects for your valiant efforts!
thank you! and good luck! ;-)

and testcard gallery is still expanding :)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:46, archived)
# Hmm, i dunno...
(Dies Irae, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:00, archived)
# woo!
should have thought...kittens!
but who's on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:23, archived)
# Just
some guy with a mullet.
(Dies Irae, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 12:59, archived)
# pizzas
suck.

i hate pizza. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)
# pizza sucks
but what a bout a lovely fresh bit of roadkill eh?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:24, archived)
# yum
hedgehog.

yum
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:30, archived)
# grrrr...
I'm half-way through making my imaginary friend and I've got stuck. It needs something more...
...but what?
Suggestions please?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:40, archived)
# how about..
a giant bread-stick with magical powers which he uses like Merlin's wand?
(richyboy, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:42, archived)
# .
mad
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)
# not enough information ..
perhaps it needs a jellyfish?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:43, archived)
# the word
toblerone floats across my mind for some reason...
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:44, archived)
# .
crazy
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:48, archived)
# .
3 Sporks, a triangle and a bundle of retards.
(Dies Irae, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)
# .
b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:48, archived)
# how about...
complete disregard for your personal safety?
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:45, archived)
# .
party!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)
# .
why?

(are you doing that)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:53, archived)
# .
coz

i'm squiddly
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:41, archived)
# best way
to be
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:59, archived)
# give it
some protective armour www.columbia.edu/~ns189/armour/images/full_suit.jpg
(Fnord, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:48, archived)
# Toast
Lots and lots of Toast.


Not necessarily for the picture, but if you eat it dry youll be nice and regular...
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:48, archived)
# right, right...
breadstick, spork, jellyfish, retards, toblerone, armour.
Thank you for your help.

I think perhaps some penguin missiles too... mmm. Missiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:53, archived)
# And it should be wearing
a Yay! Blode! T-shirt.

On another note, why dont you know what your imaginary friend looks like? Its almost as though you're faking having one...
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:58, archived)
# no no
it's just that she always stands behind me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:01, archived)
# S Dwarf 7.


ok so Im pissed....
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:39, archived)
# <img src="http://members.lycos.co.uk/pickledpizza/b3ta/wandy.gif">


(breaking the boundaries.)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)
# Got nowt better to do
on a sat night our kid? You need Some Beer.....mmmmm....or have you been at the WaggleDance again? :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:48, archived)
# Yup
the waggle dance is flowing down tonight just at the even picture is blurred as fuck stage!!!
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:53, archived)
# Arsechickens
I've only got 1 left.....and it's 2 floors down.....and oh bollocks it's worth the trip :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:57, archived)
# Respect the Bread!
Adverts are getting worse... but I suppose it gives Ruby Wax more to rave on about in her next sereies of boredom.
(salbot, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:21, archived)
# Sorry it's late..


Now I'm going to hell.
(richyboy, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:21, archived)
# it looks like
it knows it needs rescuing...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:39, archived)
# Matthew Kelly just said..
"tits up

heh heh thats rood.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:15, archived)
# lenny bennet
ownes fat b'stards!!!
I never knew that!!
(their food is shit btw - i live in blackpool)
i actually know where lenny bennet lives too.. its down nasty potholed road next to the forresty bit in cleveleys in a very big expensive looking house.
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:17, archived)
# post curly wigs
through his door.
he'll love that.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:21, archived)
# is it just me
or is the new advertising campaign for cadbury buttons ("simple") putting people off buying them?
I always bought them because they were simple choccy discs yet they were advertised as these crazy chocolate things, it was a sort of irony thing.. but now they're marketed as they actually are, they have lost a lot of the appeal.
anyone got anything to say about this or should i just shut up now ?
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:05, archived)
# Green & Blacks
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:20, archived)
# go on, deary, you know you want to...






rob's other half produced it, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:01, archived)
# What's the name again
of the guy who plays Julie Goodyear?
(Fnord, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:06, archived)
# Fred
Gee
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I wouldn't call him a friend


but he's certainly not (r)eal
(christophaloph, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:48, archived)
# woah
who is that grim Thing like character rocking his tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:03, archived)
# ye gods
but there's wads o' stuff on these boards to see when you've been away for a while. Vulga, if you're there, sorry to hear of your troubles sir. I was wondering where you'd gone. Hang in there boyo. Did you catch the Stipeto thang?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:38, archived)
# I think I've invented a new form of neurotic compulsive behaviour...



well, at least I'M having fun.
(zog2, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:16, archived)
# Tuborg has a point, though.
resistance is really futile.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:22, archived)
# tenuous at best...

thump..thump..thump...slam..."Taxi!"
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:25, archived)
# two thirds of that is really funny...
the other third I didn't get. please yankeelize "sling your hook" for me?
(zog2, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:32, archived)
# hit the road jack
is close
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:35, archived)
# or...
"on yer bike"
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:36, archived)
# i think
"beat it"
would fit....

are we picking up your language yet zog ? :)
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:38, archived)
# yes. me understand now.
on yer bike makes me chortle a lot.
(zog2, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:40, archived)
# im playing my johnny cash albums
to get the subtle nuances...
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:40, archived)
# I have made something...
...and it makes me very happy, so I thought I would share it.

It's my bid to create an Internationally recognised symbol of Handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:13, archived)
# that is
wooperiffic sir
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:35, archived)
# What the ruddy hell
is someone doing to the rear end of that cat!.
Just look at the expression in its eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:39, archived)
# Dr Phil?
that you?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:42, archived)
# Yes it is meee, I am back
And may I say how touched I am by your appreciation, all of youse.
I am now putting in work on my imaginary friend and my wooyay.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:51, archived)
# we await with pleasurable awaiting ness
u watching C4? u should be?

where's Tomsk?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:04, archived)
# tomsk is washing up
of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:18, archived)
# washing up what?
has he made sticky mess?

urk.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:34, archived)
# no, it's just that that's what he does.
he washes up.

I cook.

He washes up.

Sometimes he tries to re-negotiate this arrangement, but frankly: no dice.

And making sticky messes while I'm playing on b3ta are strongly frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:38, archived)
# holy shit!
itv right now!
its lilly savage.. but dressed up as a man!
has she become a dyke ?
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:02, archived)
# Whoa!
Thats very odd that someone would pretend to be the opposite of sex... why?
(salbot, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:11, archived)
# watchin' it (well the wife is)
he is a very funny, hetro, campish man.
is Mr.O'Grady.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:11, archived)
# whos mr o'grady ?
thats lilly savage, the woman on tv, you know, she did blankety blank and stuff..
is that this male characters name ? mr o grady ? its not very good is it ....
she doesnt make a very convincing man though... the voice is all wrong, its a womans voice.. maybe she needs some vocal training or something...
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:14, archived)
# Yes, Paul O'Grady is the man who plays Lilly Savage!
I just asked my old pal, Jeeves. He is probably a relation to Bernard Joseph Grady, one of the teachers at my school, I always knew he was a bit like that.
(salbot, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:32, archived)
# hang on hang on
are you trying to tell me that lilly savage is really a man?
no way, im not accepting that.. just.. no.. no way... your lieing!! you are! your lieing! dear god... say it isnt so! *breaks down* no.. a man... it cant be... no... *weeps*
are you happy now ? did you want me to cry? *sniffle* is that what you _wanted_ *sniffle* *sniffle*..
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:35, archived)
# Darren, my dear,
you are on form tonight.


oh, yes you are!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:47, archived)
# why i... er..
*blush*
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:53, archived)
# all your romantic dreams
have been shattered... poor wolfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:53, archived)
# this is worse than the time someone
told me ru paul was really a man.

i was heartbroken...

Actually that reminds of the time a friend told us all that he fancied ru paul.
The first thing we all said (after the giggling stopped) was "but mike, you know it's a man don't you?!".
He wouldnt accept it!!!
Twas hillarious
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:56, archived)
# My claim to fame
I met Paul O'Grady (aka Lily Savage) and he said my dog was very handsome...!
(Bickie, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:27, archived)
# i remember watching a film with some mates
and the titles said "Andie MacDowell".
"Oooh," said my friend. "He's dead fit, him."

...how we laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)
# no no no! I can't stoooop!
(zog2, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 19:53, archived)
# I knew
there was milage in it yet! Just had a complete mental block. Well done, zog!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 19:54, archived)
# I can't be arsed pshopping...
but there's "Deputy Dawg" and ".org" that someone could have a crack at...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 19:59, archived)
# <img src="http://members.lycos.co.uk/pickledpizza/b3ta/wandy.gif">


(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:13, archived)
# ooh
nippy heid - you textual adventurer you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:40, archived)
# I was bored earlier
I've been on b3ta all day.
It makes me smile.


Top Banana!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:50, archived)
# i really need
this cute little "Predator Dog" i cant find it on the board can anybody give me the link?
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 19:37, archived)
# for your viewing pleasure:
home.arcor.de/foxya/flash/Film9.html

http://www.flickclip.com/index.htm

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 19:38, archived)
# As we all know..


and so am i..
(richyboy, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 19:34, archived)
# er..
been to the beaches of Kent?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 20:08, archived)
# The great evolving Dictator Deducer (Also including Sit-Com Characters)
www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

Btw congrats Joel the misheard lyric of www.rathergood.com/alf/ is the first result from a Google 'Alf Garnett' search.
(Fnord, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 19:33, archived)
# real, sheer, fuckin' class.
the pair 'o ya!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 19:37, archived)

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