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# just killed my scroll wheel
had become super sensitve (scrolling when you moved the mouse).. so a screwdriver and pliers ended its life...

goodnight and I'll leave you with a bad pun
nooooo
(minoltion, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 0:26, archived)
# shit, man. this is doing me in.
someone posted this link to an extraordinarilytasticallywwooyay flash thing...
www.vectorpark.com/park.html
but I can't get past the big emu head stage.
I've activated everything, but I'm stuck.

HELP!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 0:25, archived)
# has everyone
gone to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 0:55, archived)
# Did you ever get past
Big emu head?
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 9:35, archived)
# no
that's where i'm stuck
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 9:43, archived)
# Same here
It is indeed a wonder to behold though.
I loved the tree poking through the dome.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)
# My imaginary friend

All he wants is hugs, but i still don't know what the lump is...
(Erksom, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 0:03, archived)
# fat men with tits dance
go fatty go!

they piss all over hamster dance, apparently...

apologies if its already been posted...
(bobulatorm, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:54, archived)
# My Woo_Yay Pengiun on the piss
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:35, archived)
# Yay.
and woo.
(tomsk, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:38, archived)
# hehe
i want one.

no. six.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:48, archived)
# Hehehe
Continuing your weekly target for getting 'cunt' on these h{a|o}llowed pages....:op
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] It is PAST MIDNIGHT
and I am GOING TO BED NOW.
But before I go, here we are: spork, retard, body-armour, penguin army, magic breadstick. This is my imaginary friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:22, archived)
# Cool
but wheres the toblerone? eh? EH?
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:24, archived)
# no offence, like...
...but FUCK OFF with your damn toblerone!! That picture nearly killed me! I was sitting here with my head in my hands gibbering by the end of that. I am only a novice, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:27, archived)
# ...ahem....
sorry about that. I apologise, Mr Wolfey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:28, archived)
# It's true.
That's the first time in ages that I actually watched telly on Saturday night. I haven't been able to get near the computer. The walls seemed to be closing in... I was finding it hard to breathe...
(tomsk, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:33, archived)
# the same reason I won't
let the wife near the mouse here.

fuck going back to TV land. radio 6 has it all.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 0:07, archived)
# golden
jellyfish..


mmm
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:26, archived)
# why be scared of midnight?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 0:10, archived)
# Mr Spoon!
Mr fuckin' Spoon! Wicked!
I saw Button Moon Live when I was 6. Really. It was ace.
(tomsk, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 9:26, archived)
# cool!
his bean-can spaceship was a work of art!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 9:49, archived)
# Anyone listened to 6 music yet ?
mieow

they play some quite decent music
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:09, archived)
# Ho yus.
It's fab! Mind, TotalRock will be pissed off since R6 has nicked Bruce Dickinson for their sat night rock show....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:12, archived)
# Feckin line up is the best
(IMHFO)
www.bbc.co.uk/6music/presenters/
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:24, archived)
# Apart from
Janice Long....didn't like her on R1 either....

Rest though - excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:43, archived)
# we now have some original banksy graffiti in my neighbourhood...

house prices will soar.
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:05, archived)
# is that
in Bristol?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 12:14, archived)
# nope
west london
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 13:01, archived)
# ah..
there's an excellent piece of banksy graf on the side of my mates flat in Bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 13:31, archived)
# The Person who Harold was knocking on took...
...42 seconds to answer the door!
(salbot, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:58, archived)
# QUICK QUICK QUICK!
It's the Harold Bishop Knock-a-Door-Run Challenge!
(salbot, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:56, archived)
# This is just a test
So ignore please

(I helped save b3ta! Pistol Pete, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 10:41, archived)
# QUICK!
E4 NOW FOR HAROLD BISHOP!!!
(salbot, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:55, archived)
# Woo! DSL etc :)
Reet folks, question time for you perl types out there with a bit o'Apache.....(I know this isn't the place but no bugger else is being any help so far)
Now that I'm broadbanded up to buggery and flying along I'm pissing about with CGI scripts for a new counter for BinaryDinosaurs.....everything I try I get 'premature end of script errors' despite having everything 755'd and running nicely from the CLI. Shell type scripts work nicely (ie the default test script with Apache 2) but nowt else does......

Anyone? Cal? Rob? <offers beer> :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:55, archived)
# Have you
FTP'd it somewhere? Using Binary mode instead of ASCII? That would produce NASTY funny characters instead of CR/LF combinations, leading to...

TOTAL CATASTROPHIC PERLDOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:34, archived)
# Nope; it's on
the server sitting a couple of feet from my right foot! Should've mentioned that first - I'm trying to host everything from here <indicates roomful of shite round /me>...now just watch Demon's 'wires only' ADSL service have blockages on port 80 too.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:46, archived)
# man,
you know your shit,
don'tcha?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 14 Apr 2002, 0:13, archived)
# S'part of me job
Unfortunately/Fortunately/Discuss :) Up until 5 or 6 years ago I kept WELL away from peecees and stayed with the Big Stuff, then they assimilated me, kicking and screaming into the world of Winduhs 3.11. Woo. Not.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:39, archived)
# Working or not yet?
If the latter, feel free to send me a copy of the script to lardball at mentzie dot org dot uk

Coupla things to check.
Is the script being called as the user that runs apache, does that user have write perms as well as x perms, is the script in unix mode, or does it have ^M after #!/usr/local/bin/perl
That will fuck it up too.
If stuck, drop me a line.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 8:45, archived)
# Nope.
I've even tried opening up the scripts to all users. The scripts themselves LOOK fine; deffo in u**x mode.

Incoming!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 16:42, archived)
# Deleted Scene From Episode II!
Not really.


But it is Jar Jar like you hoped you'd see him...
Download a decent DivX or MPEG version with sound from here.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:50, archived)
# I love that!
I love all your animatoins, keep 'em coming.

(I'd love to see some John-Wooish stylings thrown in too)
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:02, archived)
# Keep 'em coming?
Yeah I will.

John-Wooish stuff I intend to experiment with in time, but I'm just getting to grips with the basic at the moment.

I've used wires in my recent efforts, but only to lower severed body parts to the floor so far...
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 1:07, archived)
# Nicely done!
woo and YAY!
(richyboy, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:04, archived)
# Ta!
.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 1:07, archived)
# im in awe
of the patience and dedication it takes to do your stuff and the delayed drop is classic.
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 23:07, archived)
# Thanks!
I only do these cos it's fun. You only need patience if you don't want to do it.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 1:10, archived)
# How?
How do you do this? I've done some stop animation on my old analog cam, but I've never tried it with a digicam. Are the special tools or software needed?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 15:48, archived)
# When I bought my digital camcorder it came with a FireWire card and Studio DV
which is a studio suite that lets you capture and edit videos with titles, transitions and sound effects, etc.

I don't know what decent packages are available - Adobe Premier seems much better but I've had difficulties with that so far on my machine.

But Studio DV does OK for me, I capture the individual frames in that.

Then you can add the visual effects and stuff in Adobe Photoshop or AfterEffects.

The sound effects I also added in Studio DV.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 20:55, archived)
# The un-defeated 'thumb wars' champion was disqualified due to being at an unfair advantage!
(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:44, archived)
# i cant wait for the sequal to thumb wars
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 2:25, archived)
# Here's another one they made....
Thumbtanic:

I didn't realize it was the same guy who made Kung Pow. Good stuff, good stuff.
(Kimbo, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 6:43, archived)
# I met this man in New York last week.
go figure.
(Ecco, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:42, archived)
# I heard people in New York
can be a little cross sometimes
(Fnord, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:45, archived)
# BOOM!
BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:59, archived)
# hey
I was born in new york.
north bronx.
(zog2, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 4:47, archived)
# Bedazzled
Very nice film on C4 now - Dudoley Moore & Peter Cook star
(Fnord, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:42, archived)
# My first post ~
Remember this?


well, I got bored in English the other day, so I made this:



I know it's not as good, but it's my first shot.
(Ecco, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:37, archived)
# Sorry mate..
the pics don't show cos they're hosted on geocities :( Need to find some other webspace to get 'em working
(richyboy, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:40, archived)
# well, uh...
crap. Do they work on angelfire?
(Ecco, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:49, archived)
# no, try
lycos.co.uk

or tripod.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:54, archived)
# Oooh!
Repost at top of board before they fall off!
(tomsk, Sun 14 Apr 2002, 9:29, archived)
# call me politically incorrect, but...
(juniorsquire, Sat 13 Apr 2002, 22:33, archived)

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