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This may have done the rounds before

but if lookiong at photos of wasted women is your thing, this top ten would be for you
www.wastedchicks.com/top10/?PHPSESSID=7cc8b2bec1ebdcd5c9c0269fee43a66c

(Muttley, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:36, archived)

Oh dear.

One of them has weed herself. Durty fecker.

(frithy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:58, archived)

He likes it - honest

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:36, archived)

i miss

my old nintendo.

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:34, archived)

Why not play all your old games

with NESticle?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:35, archived)

that sounds

naughty

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:36, archived)

I have a nes emulator

With loads of games - If you give me your e-mail I can send you the zip files (think I still have them somewhere)

(Slacker, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:36, archived)

ooh

is it for mac or pc?

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:52, archived)

Whats a 'mac'?

he he he

(Slacker, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:13, archived)

fuck if i know

but i'm sitting in front of it.

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:18, archived)

i think i prefer this banner though

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popt_art, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:33, archived)

much kudos

for the person who can get this on a live high-profile website.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:34, archived)

doesn't this one count

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popt_art, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:36, archived)

The fools!

http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/images/space_chickens.gif

The fools! We're all doomed! ALL DOOMED!!!!

(wild, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:32, archived)

Has anyone seen the hardback copy

of the handy guide?

I know. I so need to get my coat today :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:24, archived)

oan

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helmetcream, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:29, archived)

Does owning

a wheel mouse help with technique? Are wheel mouse owners better in bed?

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helmetcream, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:24, archived)

I would

NEVER be without a wheel again.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:25, archived)

I've been using

them for nigh on 3 years now... When I use a normal mouse I feel like an amputee -
my flicking finger is often a blur.

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helmetcream, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:32, archived)

Don't tell

Nacho!

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MartinH, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:25, archived)

what's a wheel mouse?

do you mean a tracker ball, military-radar stylee?

(fluff, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:33, archived)

a mouse

with a clitoris nestled between the right and left mouse-labia.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:35, archived)

my twist on the "am i"

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popt_art, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:22, archived)

ooooops

did i say clicky??

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popt_art, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:23, archived)

That's that poor

"Ethiopian Venus" woman isn't it... the one who was kidnapped, brought back to England and shown at fairs naked in a cage... and then they stuffed her when she died so they could carry on exhibiting her.

Ah the Victorians... most of us are related to them.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:29, archived)

the hottentot venus

indeed yes... sara baartman...south african... hottentot

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popt_art, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:32, archived)

that's my line

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:38, archived)

Buck Rogers

Buck Rogers nows how to pick his women

(Dave Horspool, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:21, archived)

That he does.

(Jesus, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:23, archived)

What's in here then ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:19, archived)

b3ta does it again

buffy swearing thingy was just emailed tome.. consumption junction has snagged a copy
download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_6850.swf

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hal9000 sme, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:18, archived)

The top searches

on picsearch.com this week are:
Tiger Woods, Israel palestine, Britney Spears and Titanic.
Fucking boring I think you will agree...

Surely we can do something about this?
If we all go and search for polar bears, kittens, penguins and um, a 4th thing we could take the wee fucker over ..

(Jesus, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:16, archived)

how about

fucksocks? cuntymints?

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Craymen, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:18, archived)

Aah

but picsearch is one of these "Family friendly " search engines...
Dunno whose family though-mine are a bunch of porn addicted, foul mouthed cunts

(Jesus, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:21, archived)

ok ive got a plan

just need to make a html page to refresh this link every couple of seconds and leave it going for say 5 hours....
-- link -- www.picsearch.com/search.cgi?q=fucksocks&search=Search%21&rp=same&pl=en

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hal9000 sme, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:24, archived)

http://www.picsearch.com/search.cgi?num=16&q=cuntymints&rp=same&pl=en

www.picsearch.com/search.cgi?num=16&q=pissflaps&rp=same&pl=en

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:31, archived)

just

did one for penguins and it came up with a dog as well

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:38, archived)

Perhaps

it was in disguise.
You can never be too sure with them bastards

(Jesus, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:48, archived)

I might as well get in on the act:

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:15, archived)

Fun Draising

Is the b3ta fund full or what? Have they got enough? Whats going on? Is b3ta saved by the photoshop version of the FDNY or not?

(Silentz, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:14, archived)

As the sun is out

and the pub is beckoning....I'll catch you all tomorrow...

Have fun.

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Ted, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:01, archived)

ive actualy pissed myself

and its called fatty.jpg

(mentalist, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:55, archived)

Looks like someone

Pissed in the bowl as well.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:56, archived)

hes thinking

"oh god, not this shit again, YOU WANKER!"

(mentalist, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:58, archived)

ROFL

yes. yes he is.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:39, archived)

There was once

a web designer in Ireland fired for calling an image of a Politican fatty.jpg - The politician would never have found out, but the app he used to generate alt tags stuck in the filename and size...
She floated the mouse over her pic only to see "fatty.jpg (10116 bytes)"
Google image search for Mary Harney will show you the source of his inspiration...

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helmetcream, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:59, archived)

fucking class

does that mean my images of george bush on cnn with alt tag "sock fucking maggot farmer" wont go unoticed, lets hope not.

(mentalist, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:02, archived)

Careful now -

don't want to be branded a terrorist ;o)

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helmetcream, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:17, archived)

err

I did what I thought were amusing alt tags on some images on the site i do for work..
six months later someone saw them (internaly) and thought my amusing (and factually correct) comments were possibly offensive to the person who's artwork I was taking the piss out of.

Got a big slap on the wrist for that one..and they noticed my other pisstakes too..oops...

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Darkedge, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:07, archived)

Another crap visual gag.

Apologies if its a repost...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:47, archived)

Yup.

Definintely seen that before.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:58, archived)

AH. Much better.

Yes. I see it now.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:12, archived)

I can't see it!

It's just a leetle cross!!

(am I thick? is that the joke?)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:01, archived)

20m.com

seem to be playing silly buggers today.

:(

Update: I think i've figured it out!!

To link to 20m.com, the file extension has to be ".jpg" or ".gif", and it MUST be lower case, otherwise it only works without a referrer. Weird.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:07, archived)

it works if you type the image name

in a blank browser window...so dunnno why its playing up on the board

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raw-edge, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:09, archived)

It should be fine

now

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:13, archived)

well I can see it now

but have to say what's funny? I don't understand it at all...

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Darkedge, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:17, archived)

post.
Re-post.
Repost.
Apologies is this is a...
Oh, never mind.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:21, archived)

ahh

well.. I was right - it's still not funny

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Darkedge, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:25, archived)

Yes. It was a kind of follow up to this:

Which i'm not sure if I should post because its a little big for the board...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:28, archived)

now

that IS funny..

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Darkedge, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:35, archived)

Yes. I really can't maintain that

level of funniness today.

<homer>Stupid lumpbucket! BE MORE FUNNY!</homer>

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:37, archived)

i likedit.

sorry if this is largely inappropriate...

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mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:46, archived)

BOOM!

BOOM!
I love crap visual gags.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:36, archived)

Yay! Woo! and Houpla!

Videogames Industry magazine Edge has B3ta as it's "Web site of the month" this issue... Seems the world cant get enough of your crayzee antics.

(Silentz, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:47, archived)

woo! that means that important edge people frequent the board!

Hey edge people! why can't i buy your magazine at my local safeway any more! its really annoying because I have to go into town to get it!

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DaWolfey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:48, archived)

just get a subcription

u fool.. it's cheaper

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Darkedge, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:53, archived)

i'm afraid of

commitment :)

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DaWolfey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:59, archived)

Do you

work for edge then?

(Silentz, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:01, archived)

err no..

but i did get offered some freelance work by them once.. shame i was too lazy to do anthing about it. Doh.

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Darkedge, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:11, archived)

Safeway Superstar

"Distribution issues". Which means you were just about the only person buying it through there, I think.

(Haligh, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:40, archived)

Yay

But that means even more people comming here now. Becomming very popular.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:49, archived)

Ahh yes...but

they will be very envious of all the people that are sporting furtive the bear next to their names

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Ted, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:55, archived)

Yay

For me (and everyone else)getting a furtive. I like it when people are jelous, makes me feel all warm inside. haha No really

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:58, archived)

That's sort of reassuring...

I think.................?

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Ted, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:00, archived)

is that why

the board iss sssllooowwww.....?

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iamhyperdog, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:54, archived)

thats because youre using an old cerial box as a modem, fool.

(crazymum, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 12:59, archived)

Made me laugh

Like this you mean?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:25, archived)

A bloke my boyfriend knew at uni writes for them.

Unfortunately he was apparently a twat, on the upside he only gets about 6k a year.

(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:21, archived)

6k a year

thats not worth the paper its printed on.

Surely not full-time?

(Silentz, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:27, archived)

not true.

well, the wage bit, certainly. the twat thing's a bit more subjective. i'm sure your boyfriend is lovely and always right and so on, though.

(Haligh, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:35, archived)

Ignore her.

She's mad.

(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:39, archived)

Hey!

(she eventually see's that comment).

Maybe it was an underexaggeration, I don't know my b/f didn't even like the guy.

(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 13:49, archived)

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