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(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)

Nacho's

Coz she's the expert, apparently :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)

that must be Nacho

with her hand up

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:33, archived)

where?

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stouffer, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:34, archived)

I knew that was coming

doh! I've gone and done it again.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:38, archived)

hyuck

hyuck

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

OY you cheeky sods!

I've caught you!!
(index and middle finger together...right hand)
:oP

(Nacho, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:08, archived)

Probably already posted, but..

Another bit of vandalism, unbecoming of the classless society in which we live (oh yes) seen opposite BBC Television Centre:

Uh oh, Spaghetti O's

I can only apologise if you've seen it before..

j

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syzygy, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)

our new newsletter is

here

What do you think? any good? shyte? tops? the furtives bollox? or a waste of time?

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)

yes.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)

wow

thx.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:24, archived)

cool

and '...and you will know us by the trail of dead' are on the front to boot. good show. cant wait to see em next week.

(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)

nice

thanks...
it takes ages to get it together and send it out to 4000 people..

Cal? you about? how do you do bulk mailouts?

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:28, archived)

using the power of

yahoogroups!

or if it's a work thing, we pay a huge amount to a big company called e2 who then fail to send any mail on time.

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buttercup, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:33, archived)

heh i see..

fair enough.. I'll stick with my custom made VB app that eats our bandwidth for about 30 minutes :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:37, archived)

Slightly too informative for my liking,

but I liked Howards quotes.

(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)

it's nice. and it seems informative. ickle writing tho', which makes my eyes hurt at this point in the day.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:01, archived)

Not right now...

(sam_fujiyama, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)

yaaaaaaaaay

i've just booked m'flights to the u.s. of stateside for two months in summer. wooooo.

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stouffer, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:09, archived)

Yay

woo
huzzah
exclamation mark

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mrbrong, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:26, archived)

Oh yes.

I am so going to use "exclamation mark" when replying to stuff. Well done sir!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)

yay!

yay for humus! i'm going to get some

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)

humus

w/ extra garlic is the best.

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:37, archived)

ooh ooh

I've got 'Young People at Work' shadowing me tomorrow. I'm supposed to show them what I do. Bloody Hell that should be interesting. 'This is the email button and these are the b,3,t and a keys. Now make something.'

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:09, archived)

what

are slaves for?

(minoltion, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:12, archived)

not sure

this was necessary but

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:07, archived)

That is dancing

along very nicely to the music I have playing

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Spoon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:14, archived)

heh

what's playing?

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:26, archived)

His head

is made of plasticine.

(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)

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bazman, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:05, archived)

and

(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:01, archived)

the

second one is top.

(crazymum, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)

brilliant

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)

1st rule of entertainment

Always give the public what they want.
To follow up yesterdays Dean Dancing gif, heres the 'Dean being a Catwalk Model gif'

(Dean, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:00, archived)

ye gods

if you look closely you can see someone walking their dog and disappearing up your arse. That's Entertainment. Well done that fellow.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)

repost the string of dancing deans

I liked that one. Obviously I liked this one too :)

(Amerella, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:05, archived)

dull, dull, dull

can anyone post a link to the old kitten/minefield photo thing?

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)

i got it.

http://www.design4online.com/b3ta/kittymineFAT.jpg

90k big jpg. woo

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:00, archived)

Thank you

sir

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)

I C E D R A G O N 2 K ! ! !

I soo want one of these logos for my phone.

Please?

0771511557

Im on BTcellnet/O2

Please?

(Dean, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:57, archived)

Ok im here - no need to shout!

I've sent it, you're only the second person to recieve a 'fucksocks' logo

(icedragon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)

and i got the first

coz im sooo dam good :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)

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bazman, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:57, archived)

that's

library training school. Lesson one was "issue".

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)

hallo people

Just working on our newsletter and this bit is for the competitions and i thought I would give you lovely people the chance to win before I send it out :)

"This week we are giving away two tickets to see this week's NME cover stars, Hundred Reasons at the
London Astoria on May 18.

To win the tickets just tell us the name of the band's forthcoming single, due out on May 6.
Answers on an email to [email protected].
The winner will be contacted by return email."

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)

That's great

What's the answer?

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MartinH, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

dunno

and dont care either. let the legendary google have a go. after all, thats where we get the frigging questions from.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:01, archived)

NME cover stars eh?

Well, the NME cover I have here has Sid Vicious on it. Can you get me tickets to see him too please? I know I must die and everything but it's a small price to pay isn't it? Isn't it?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:01, archived)

maybe next week eh?

i will have to suck my managers nipples for you, but i dont mind. shes lovely.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)

are they raspberry nipples?

or is that just not allowed?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:05, archived)

*enters*

i'm feeling lucky today :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:08, archived)

where's Kenneth Williams

when you need him?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:10, archived)

It's sherbert in case you're wondering

(firehazard, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)

Hey look, its Muhammad Ali

Mum, he's doing that thing again...

Hell? oh yes, why not...

(Dean, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)

hehehehe

im getting funny looks in my office for laughing. altho maybe i shouldnt be, but hey :) Good work...

(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:51, archived)

"Mum he's doing that thing again"

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah-ha-ha-ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-a-ha-ah-ha-ha-hahaahahaaaaaaaa!!

(milk_explosion, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:13, archived)

Any Supergrass fans out there?

..ticktes have just gone on sale for the Royal Festival Hall on the 28th June - 0207 960 4242. Will sell out today but loads left at time of posting. The Dickies are on the following night at The Garage in Highbury. What a weekend that's gonna be!!!!

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)

kewl

are supergrass any good live do you know?

(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)

They absolutely rock.

Saw them at Reading last year, but I've wanted to see them 'indoors' for years. Not to be missed!!!!

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

right ho

i trust your recommandation, wil make an effort to get tickets soonish...
ta

(hazey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)

Anyone

Else but me going to the Ozzfest?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

want to

but am skinted :(

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)

Thats a shame.

Bloody good line up this year.. Ozzfest is great :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:13, archived)

i know :(

damn being a student!

i want to go to so many fests this year... ozzfest, reading, glasto, the rock day of the essential, holidays in the sun, distortion... :(

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the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:15, archived)

I am also going

to the essential festival on the rock day.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:21, archived)

The Dickies.....

....are on at the garage in Highbury on the 29th. Saw them there last year and they rocked the fucking house. The only problem with Holidays in The Sun is that you have to sit through loads of shite bands before you get one cool one!!

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:34, archived)

me too

hey scrumplucket? i got the passes for us (and yer matey)
go ME!

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)

You are

so great! We will get very drunk together, i feel!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)

Kool

See you there. If you can catch me. haha

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:09, archived)

we wont meet ya

me and lumpie have guest passes so we will be hanging around with all the lovely people and not the grubby people with normal tickets. ha! :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)

The Dickies?

Bloody Hell are they still going? They must be bloody ancient by now. Do they still do the Banana Bunch song?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

Yeah they do!!!!

but a lot more besides, dude! They absolutely rock. I always wanted to see them live when I was a youg 'un so was very excited to see them last year in, for want of a better phrase, a tiny shithole!!

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

dont you just hate it

when you have so much work to do you cant b3ta properly?

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)

yeppo.

lifes a bitch sometimes.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)

Christ yes

I'm drowning in stuff and I'm also having the most inept day ever... you name it, I've arsed it up today...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:10, archived)

just heard a great old joke!

How do you know if your sister is having her period?

Your dads cock tastes funny!

woo!

(coat)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)

another

Whats white, red and silver and walks into walls?

A dead zombie baby with forks in its eyes!

haha!

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)

A young girl

...goes up to her dad and asks if she can borrow the car,
"Only if you suck my dick" replied the father.
"But Da-ad" came the reply.
"Only if you suck my dick" repeated the father.
"Oh ok then" the girl said and she got to her knees, A few seconds later and she goes "UGH! Dad, your dick tastes like shit!"
And he replies, "Oh yeah, sorry I forgot, your brothers borrowing the car tonight..."

I would get my coat, but its too fecking hot :o(

(twelveways, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)

lol!

joke filed to long term memory with the aim of repeating it very very loud the next time i see a vicar or a priest :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:51, archived)

did

Linda Lovelace die in vain?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)

hee

hee

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isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)

Linda Lovelace is Dead????

???

(twelveways, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)

earth to Magog

...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)

When did that happen then?

I must have had my TV switched off.

(twelveways, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)

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