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# That's
bloody clever!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:10, archived)
# huge applause
Just saw yoda on tv and thought of you.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:10, archived)
# wow
that is fucking clever stuff

(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:12, archived)
# can also
use your own urls.... its not 100% finished though.

www.limpfish.com/b3ta/furtive/
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:23, archived)
# b3ta
gets a bit messed
(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:39, archived)
# yeah its needs
some fixing...

i've turned it off for now.
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:51, archived)
# ..
furtive fate
(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:30, archived)
# chris morris only at 7 ?!?!?!
thats so wrong it hurts
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:03, archived)
# he is only deserving of
No1!!!!!!!!!!
7,...wtf?
'ooh, can't give chris number 1, he laughed at paedos', fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:04, archived)
# i hate michael
barrymore.
(did i tell u that already?)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:51, archived)
# I hate him
and Matthew Kelly. They can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:53, archived)
# And
Steve Penk.

And Neil Fox.

Pissing Arseholes
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:56, archived)
# and Jim Davidson
fucking amateur.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:00, archived)
# Oh and Tommy
Vance. What's he doing on my tv?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)
# Vance
is a god of rock.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:17, archived)
# and {c|K}illa Black
....and anyone who presents mindless, brain tumour inducing, fucksockingly bad 'quiz' shows. I'll start a list: Les Dennis.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)
# anne robinson
chris tarrant
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:08, archived)
# .
Timmy Mallet?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:10, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooo!
What's needed now is a Mallet stroke mallet interface....none of yer inflatable shite either.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:15, archived)
# Final answer?
</coat>
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:15, archived)
# Top 10 TV on C4 now.
full of crunchy goodness this week.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:36, archived)
# Chris Morris, Monty Python,
Vic & Bob, Spike Milligan, Young Ones...paul Kaye...
(Ann_Onnymouse, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:37, archived)
# if chris morris isnt no 1
then the world is a very fucked up place
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:37, archived)
# Can you do a count
On how many times bloody Stuart Maconie and Kate Thornton turn up.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:40, archived)
# Ian Jones from TV Cream is on
no kate yet
(Ann_Onnymouse, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:46, archived)
# She'll turn up
She always does.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:48, archived)
# gaz top on
talking about janet st porter
(Ann_Onnymouse, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:49, archived)
# me an' the missus
have been having a vic'n'bob night with Reeves Big Night Out, and there's been Much Hilarity [tm] with the Stotts, Action Image Xchange and Drs. Richard Slater with "Smell to Get Well"

hehehehe......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:40, archived)
# wine....
cheese... Goats knees... Too funny for words...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)
# Richard!
You need Essence of Belgian Soccer Squad!

Davey! That explosion resulted in an Art Deco teapot incident incorporating embedded porcelain! Ah, Donald man, that's 'featuring'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:58, archived)
# So what have you got for us this week?
Dave : A refreshing jug of orange juice

Vic : So what are you going to do with it?

Dave : Reeves, this IS the act
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:27, archived)
# It's all down to Graham Lister
that I got called the Long Haired Fop at work for years on end.....also Workshy Fop...."Reeves you long haired fop, what do you look like? You look like Ray Reardon collecting his bus pass"
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:33, archived)
# i wore a car coat
and she wore a car coat
in the summer of 75
(Ann_Onnymouse, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:47, archived)
# .
you had to mention it didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:50, archived)
# you
wouldn't let it lie
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:52, archived)
# i heard that rumour
!
(Ann_Onnymouse, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:52, archived)
# You
lyin' get!

'Ere - that Noddy Hodler bloke out of Slade has asked me to be the middle platform in one of his boots.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:59, archived)
# that was MY idea
(Ann_Onnymouse, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:14, archived)
# I got a broken image yesterday
but it wasn't what I wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:34, archived)
# great comedy,
BUT
what the FUCK is

*interlude*woo gaz top*interlude*


Michael Barryfuckingmore doing presenting it?
wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:46, archived)
# He's
Pool*chuckle*ing his talents.

Of which he has none. That "My Kind Of Music" was the most painful 30 mins of television since "You've Been Framed"
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:51, archived)
# I thought you were heading
for a WOO Gary Davies moment there.....

Phew...
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:16, archived)
# they should be forced to have some sort
of three minute warning before gary bushell gets shown on tv- the bearded twat
(jazzpotato, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:44, archived)
# Could anyone help me?
I'm working on a new project and need someone with a microphone to say...

'Hello and welcome to the Ann Widecombe experience. Please lift your arms in the air, the bars are now coming down... enjoy the ride, thankyou.'

Any voulenteirs, please reply to this post or e-mail [email protected]. Thanks again.
(salbot, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:31, archived)
# Just sent it to you
in the bestest quality...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:50, archived)
# thankyou
so much
(salbot, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:57, archived)
# I put on my best "telephone vioce"
I'm like this at work "Yes sir, no sir. Well, thankyou for your time today, and have a lovely weekend" (click) "What a cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:07, archived)
# THANK YOU!
Its just what I always wanted!
(salbot, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:39, archived)
# Can't see the similarity myself
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:28, archived)
# You cunt..........
!!! What was i thinking!!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:53, archived)
# RICKAY!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:00, archived)
# i love being called a cunt!
as me old mum used to say,

'you are what you eat...'
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)
# I know someone
who lives just outside Penrith. He hates the damn place.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:21, archived)
# Has he tried...
"installing a fucking jukebox to liven the stiffs up a bit"?
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:24, archived)
# He has installed
His home cinema system that has *shook the fucking tiles off the roof*.

I think its Newton Reighny where he is, too close to Royston Vasey for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:30, archived)
# Woo and Yay
Who mentioned Royston Vaisey? I love that show...
(salbot, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:38, archived)
# My mate
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:41, archived)
# Goddamn you B3ta
Thanks to your recommendation of Collapse I have caused serious damage to my fingertip by running it back and forth across the wee mousey pad thing on the old laptop.
I find that licking the tip between levels soothes the pain and reduces friction but you have to ask yourself why you are voluntarily burning off your fingertip...

On the plus side I scored 146,782 on my fist go!!
Yay me!
(Jesus, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:16, archived)
# Although
if I lay the wee cloth I use to clean my glasses across the pad, the pain goes away and life becomes soooooo sweet.
(Jesus, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:22, archived)
# get
un external mouse
(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:22, archived)
# Crab Bloke...
You must hear this... I'ts brilliant...
clicky on the "Andy C" mix
When you get the pop up window, click on the "formation 09/02/02" mix. Had me laughing for a while...
Deal with the matter... etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:04, archived)
# just a check...
...is scunny a real word? or scrunt? scrotac? please help me, for the love of god!
(dr. ets, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:53, archived)
# is a scrunt
a scrawny runt?
(Nacho, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:57, archived)
# Scunny
Is short for Scunthorpe.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:58, archived)
# According to
www.dictionary.com, no. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:58, archived)
# Also,
I would like to ask why I don't have my little Furtive yet? :-(
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:58, archived)
# Gomez in Cambridge
last night had a mini Stone Henge like in Spinal Tap. No little people dancing round it though.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:49, archived)
# Some friends of mine
were there last night. You're not Tina are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:53, archived)
# Im not a Tina
Im a robot. Or something.

The whole place stank of weed, which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:57, archived)
# Oh yes, so you are
they were stuck right up at the back of the balcony. Had a good time though. COntributing to the weed smell probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:00, archived)
# I would have too
If I stopped dancing long enough to roll.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:04, archived)
# me being slow
and all, gomez had sold out at brizzol before i got one..(hits head on table)

are they doing any summer festivals?
(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:09, archived)
# Yeah
they're doing V2002... Anyone going to see Doves next week?
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:13, archived)
# Should be doing
Glastonbury. But possibly will turn up at a wank festival like V
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:13, archived)
# hopefully not :(
V2002 can have bloody coldplay
(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:20, archived)
# Cant tell if your
Dissing the V festival or not.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:23, archived)
# loathe coldplay and similar tripe
..also wanna know where prodigy are gonna play.. if its reading, i'd have to get a day ticket and try and stand the other shit which seems to be rumoured.

{edité]woo.. replied to the wrong post :P
(minoltion, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:29, archived)
# All musics great
Its just that the people performing it are playing it wrong.

Feel free to use that...
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:32, archived)
# Saturday afternoons can be so boring

and yes, there has only ever been one photo taken of me ever
(Dean, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:23, archived)
# Has anyone
Got that link for the mobile phone logo makey thing handy?

Im only now realising having the word wank on your mobile has a 24 hour laugh factor only.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:07, archived)
# its
http://fp.marknatalie.f9.co.uk/ff/freenokialogodesigner.htm
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:11, archived)
# Why thank you very much
Boom Shanka
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:15, archived)
# She's just adorable......
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:54, archived)
# hehehe
don't make 'em like they used to..
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:05, archived)
# Anyone else
being sad and watching stars in their eyes? There's some crap on it, but that Tina Turner was great!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:47, archived)
# who won?
vik watched about 10 mins earlier, but got bored,
missed Tina too, but we are looking forward to 2DTV, which is on at 10.05. ITV
class humour.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:54, archived)
# I am...
but I think I already moaned and stomped my feet about that earlier....
I am forced to watch it at work.... the voting comes later NotWoo! NotYay! Houpla? Not a chance....
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:57, archived)
# Dunno yet
voting as we speak. That Elvis was really bad. I don't like him anyway, but I'm sure there's alot better out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:58, archived)
# Yeah, man!!
My sister was on this series as Sandie Shaw!! Cerys Matthews won her heat so I'm routing for her!! I'd probably root her too, actually. Cerys (or the bird 'doing' her), not my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:56, archived)
# Woo, a famous sister!
maybe Rob could interview her for b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:00, archived)
# wow
that is fanfucksockingtastic!!
have you photos of the famous sibling?
please Mr R?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:15, archived)
# Please take it easy....
....she's volatile and will never speak to me again etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:43, archived)
# Heh-heh
when you're famous you have to put up with that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:58, archived)
# No offence
but does she do a Patsy Palmer impression too?
(Ann_Onnymouse, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:12, archived)
# Well, I don't know about Bian'aaah
But he does a cracking impression of
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:21, archived)
# World premiere...
...of my very first attempt at an animated wooyay, ladies and gentlemen...

(Hounslow Penguin can has a norange drink?, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:45, archived)
# I like that a lot...

So do they
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:52, archived)
# I like that.
Pretty ambitious for a first effort too.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:56, archived)
# Nice!
Now do this one: (avert yer eyes Pickledpizza)

get yourself a shiny!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 22:38, archived)
# oh my god...!
they killed Kenny!

you bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:31, archived)
# were they staring
at me?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:52, archived)
# i dont see
anyone else here
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 20:01, archived)
# Corruption Test

communities.msn.com/bickie/Documents/CorruptionTest.EXE

Perhaps a competition to find the most corrupt B3tan??
(Bickie, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:20, archived)
# That collapse game
is fecking great! I got to level 9 with 115,737 points - what about you guys? Is that any good?
(Choaderboy, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:17, archived)
# I agree
that game deserves a flower.


I stopped at level 5 cos I needed something to eat. That sounds like a pretty good score.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:21, archived)
# your flowers
are fabulous

you are a great man
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:27, archived)
# Why, thank you :-)


I made this one because I needed another wooyay -- I didn't want to overuse the Michael Jackson Manilla Envelope one -- and didn't have much inspiration.

I'm trying to come up with ideas for other flower wooyays.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:47, archived)
# what is the collapse game?
Have I missed something important?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:28, archived)
# The link is on the front page, I think.
New window
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:53, archived)
# Kinnell!
that's great! I wasn't sure about RSI on me mouse finger but now I'm definitely sure!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 21:56, archived)
# I agree too
It's too addictive.
level 9, score 182,281 here
(I helped save b3ta! FVH3 lurk lurk lurk, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:32, archived)
# Obviously
I'm crap at it then. Everyone else beat me. i really thought i was a genius for a minute. fucksocks.
(Choaderboy, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 23:28, archived)
# not funny

or clicky?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:07, archived)
# eviiil, one might say
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:08, archived)
# eviiil indeed
with a capital i
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:10, archived)
# how can it be that evil
when it has a polar bear, a pussycat and smiley flowers?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:14, archived)
# it had you
fooled.
now feel the stare.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:16, archived)
# link
don't
work.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:11, archived)
# .
does now
:.p
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 27 Apr 2002, 19:18, archived)

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