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Ostrich racing...

...requires really small jockeys:

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:21, archived)

and a sturdy helmet

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:23, archived)

That sky...

...has just frightened me. Thank you :)

Edit: its gone now, and I look silly...

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:24, archived)

its woo!

but aren't ostriches really big anyway? like 5 feet tall at the shoulder, so you wouldn't need small jockeys. /pedant
but the point of the post is a jockey on an osrich, and both the execution and the idea are woo!

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:24, archived)

I was thinking...

...they'd have to be a similar size compared to the ostrich as a horse jockey was to a horse :)

Edit: if so, the scale in my piccie is wrong :|

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:25, archived)

no, could be a young ostrich

or I could be wrong about ostrich sizes altogether. i still think its woo, though

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:31, archived)

Her foreign Meowccent is irresistible

biggify

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:19, archived)

wow

blinkin kittentastic ! yay

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:36, archived)

How?

How do you use filters or something else in photoshop to make a camera focus effect?
I mean, how do you get one layer to look blurred and the other look sharp? Thanks.

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:06, archived)

Use

the "blur" filter on one of the layers

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:07, archived)

Close one eye.

Or drink pints through one side of your mouth...?

(clutch puppy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:07, archived)

You sound like...

...you already know:

Put the sharp thing on one layer, blurred things on other layer(s), blur the blurry things, bobs yer nana.

Tutorial here is good, but subtly done. You probably want to make it stronger than that :)

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:09, archived)

Cue !

Cue "Photoshop bitches post"

(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:13, archived)

night peeps

must...bed...now...

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:20, archived)

Night

...

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:21, archived)

methree

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:23, archived)

nyte

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:36, archived)

Respect is due...

...for the Bodfather...

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:04, archived)

groan

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:36, archived)

Who said cats don't like water?

(clutch puppy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:59, archived)

Blub blub

blub

I like Frog Hat Cat!

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:01, archived)

Well frog hat cat

likes you. He gets around, dunne?

(clutch puppy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:05, archived)

its like frog mario from Super Mario Bros 3

Frog Meowio, if you will

/coat
/super mushroom
/fire flower

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:21, archived)

Delivery for Mr Or Is It...

/fanfare

(clutch puppy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 6:05, archived)

wahey

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:34, archived)

Sweeeeeeeeeet

and woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 6:38, archived)

Just stumbled across this

It's just someone from another message board I post on, only slightly shopped
Thought I'd post it here as I haven't made much else recently

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:55, archived)

Crikey

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:00, archived)

I hope the B3ta board members

can mutilate that picture enough to make me piss my pants.... although it shouldn't be too difficult...
edit: i can't read

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:00, archived)

lol

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:01, archived)

And as it's my thread, I'll use it to repost this

because I like it

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:05, archived)

I like it

too.

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:11, archived)

has a mind of it's own it does.....

little bit bigger

(dunn, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:32, archived)

Oooo

I'll show him that.
Yay!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:33, archived)

The "wave" of the future...

If your kids ever tell you that they're "bored"...well, you know what to do.

(Eggz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:49, archived)

I have kids!?

Oh my god!

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:52, archived)

the "membership suspended"

part of the URL might explain why it's a redex

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:55, archived)

That sucks.

God damnit...
I think it might work if you paste the url into your browser...

(Eggz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:58, archived)

Giraffes are all well and good

Just remember to tidy them away when you're finished with them!

Edit: FP with under 50 posts? Me = happy!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:32, archived)

hehehe!

woo! some late night(GMT) hummus going on all over the place

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:33, archived)

It's getting to the point

that the dayshift is less fun.

Yesterday it was horrible.

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:34, archived)

why?

is busy...

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:35, archived)

Really?

Anytihng in particular?

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:36, archived)

Trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls,

idiot posters, and a shitload of unfluffiness as a consequence.

It got a bit better after a while, but at one point the mods were talking about shutting down the board for a few hours.

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:39, archived)

christ

that is bad.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:40, archived)

there was some kid

"threatening" to hack the site/board too, though that was mildly amusing

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:41, archived)

Hehehe

Sounds good.

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:43, archived)

The mod edit

was absolute class though:
www.b3ta.com/board/1742707

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:45, archived)

Oh I was there at the time

hehehe

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:46, archived)

the whole response

is the classiest bit of anti-trollness I've seen ever

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:52, archived)

cal could take his ass with one hand tied to a sandwich

long live b3ta!

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:44, archived)

I was wishing that

tef was around at the time. :)

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:45, archived)

sheeeeeeiiiiiit

i forgot bout tef. hehe that would have been amusing.

hehehe. still thinking about that.

hehehe.

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:50, archived)

Him and tef

Real ultimate power.

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:45, archived)

i might flip out

.....

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tef, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:11, archived)

ah!

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:16, archived)

That was

the idea. :)

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 5:18, archived)

yes i saw that

all due to some deformed girl bandwagon. the dayshifters are all mean and go too far

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:40, archived)

I'm technically a day shifter

But I try to remain fluffy.

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:42, archived)

It was a whole load of stuff

and it just all together made everyones reactions worse.
That girl with the big chin wasn't even really a bandwagon, it was someone posting the same picture 4 times, each time in a new thread, shouting "BANDWAGON" and expecting everyone else to just join because they said so.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:44, archived)

oh,

i only popped in for a few minutes and happened to see that the post had already been edited. always nice to know the full story.

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:45, archived)

Oh no!

Anyone wanna spaz?

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:43, archived)

You mean

the great troll invasion?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:37, archived)

Yes.

For some reason, the board was really unpleasant yesterday.

However, it has its good days and its bad days -- for all I know, today it might be wonderful.

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:40, archived)

oho!

but the day shift is always less fun.
b3ta: you'll have more fun at night ©

edit - we're more relaxed here, and know each other better, have better conversations, and while the hummus is usually slow, it also becomes incredibly pure and concentrated

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:39, archived)

I don't really know manyone on the night shift.

But wah.

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:44, archived)

you know evs, and you know me,

and you know kittywaste, and HD, and everyone else who is on now.
sure we haven't met, but that is how b3ta works. you don't have to know the intimate details of anyone's life (although we end up hearing those anyway :) ) we know each other because we understand each other.

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:47, archived)

fwapfwapfwap

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:49, archived)

you should register

www.fwapfwapfwap.com

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:51, archived)

Hmm..I should!

Don't have any dough though wough.

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:52, archived)

Haha!

I like that.

"For all your giraffe storage needs".

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:33, archived)

wooo

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:35, archived)

Apart from the woo yay that chick reminds me of my ex's best friend everytime I see it. Its quite spooky because she never really liked me and I lived in a semi sort of fear of her wrath.

</random>

(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:39, archived)

your ex's best friend was

aerosmiths daughter?

(can't remember her cocking name)

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:41, archived)

if you mean Liv Tyler

then I might be deeply offended!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:48, archived)

Liv

Tyler

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:49, archived)

Heh, I wish.

No she just reminds me of her. Its the expression on her face I think.

(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:53, archived)

woo

for giraffes

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:40, archived)

new animation

my new animation !
music is by Paul Gilbert
www.geocities.com/hopelesspitofdepression/stoner.htm

(threeheadedanalbaby, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:29, archived)

woo!

i like it. music sounds kinda videogamey/benfoldsish

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:32, archived)

You shouldn't use geocities

as the bandwidth they allow you will be etaen through in no time, when you link on here. Just a bit of advice.

Though by lookign at your user number now, you probably laready know this, so ignore me

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:32, archived)

in fact, if two people have already seenit,

that means its about to crash

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:33, archived)

Tis nice though

WOO YAY.
How long did that take to make then?
I'm slowly coming to hate flash though, if it didnt exist, i wouldn't be wasting my bloody time working in it at 4:30am

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:36, archived)

about 2 days

bout 4 hours start to fin

(threeheadedanalbaby, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)

ooh ahh

nice.

i like it

(Texas Belle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:33, archived)

nice

impressive lurking also

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:34, archived)

nice yay

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:35, archived)

Nice

and I love the directory name!

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:37, archived)

Dammit!

DAMN YOU GEOCITIES

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EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:45, archived)

mornin'

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:26, archived)

morning

woo!

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:27, archived)

Mornain!

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:27, archived)

nothing like that

to give you a wake-up call!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:28, archived)

Morning dude

long time no see...how goes?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:28, archived)

oi oi

not bad, just noshin on some thai noodles ... mmmm delish ...

nice long sleep last nite so feeling strange ( I think its normality or somink )

hows u ?

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:31, archived)

I'm fine

got a thread down the board a bit explaining my night:)

Must get some sleep now though...I'm coming down off the hype:)...night night all!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:36, archived)

nite

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:39, archived)

morning

woo

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:36, archived)

F*ckoff 2.0!! A subsidiary of Time Warner Cable Japan!!

(Eggz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:26, archived)

Little big mate!

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EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:27, archived)

if it's v2

why does it say Ver.4? Then again I don't understand japanese....
I seem to be in a pedantic mood, bed calls

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:31, archived)

he likes to sit and think about his kittenhood

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:14, archived)

that am

adorable. Nothing as cute as a dirty
old cat-man-thing.

(Armer Farmer, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:15, archived)

awww

pussy cat mechanic.

he'll change you oil for a tickle behind the ears...

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:22, archived)

ooooh....

tis a ting o booty that ... woo

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:27, archived)

What a strange night I've had....

Since 4 am yesterday, all I've had is a bowl of chicken soup, a sandwitch and several pints of carling. My mate's just got back from the Army for a few days and like....weird...it's been a laught, but walking back from the pub tonight I turned round to see this siloette running towards us, we were stood there thinking "Is that Dunc?" insted of running away like normal people probably would have done...but turns out, he's got all his gear packed in his bag 'cause he's just had a fight with his step dad and he called the police on him...so he was then on the run from the police...the police caught up with him and now he isn't...it's strange and hard to explain just I'm back home at 4am wondering, well....I dunno what I'm wondering actualy...I fancy a wank, but....dunno...and........................strange really.

woohoo, I'm drunk?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:11, archived)

agreed

(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:13, archived)

Wank.

Trust me on this one..wank.

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EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:13, archived)

fwapfwap

FWAP

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:14, archived)

*FwipFwipFwip!*

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EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:19, archived)

Oooh fancy wank

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:21, archived)

yes. the answer is yes you are drunk

interesting story. let us know how it turns out

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:14, archived)

It kinda already has finished...but hasn't

it's a rare old thing I tell ya...He's stopping at a friends house tonight 'cause he's away again in the morning back to where he's based...I sharnt say too much 'cause it's his own privet life...but it's just a strange strange thing to see your friend (that you've just said bye to 10 minutes ago) running down the street saying "the cops are after me 'cause I've just battered my step dad"...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:17, archived)

Apparetnly if you take

a mars bar into a fish and chip shop they will batter that too

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:18, archived)

yes

and they're very nice:)...

Cadburys Cream Eggs are fucking gorgeous like that too!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:20, archived)

Are you kidding me?

They sound like shit!

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:22, archived)

I'm serious...battered Mars Bars are fucking gorgeous!...just buy one, take it to a chippy and they'll batter it for you for like 40p, bit of a rip off...but well worth it...

Right it up as a kinda experiment for b3ta and stick it in the news letter:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:25, archived)

ooh!

have lots of people do that and the people at the fish and chip shops will wonder what on earth is going on that everybody decided to do that on the same day

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Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:29, archived)

at the same shop?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:34, archived)

Woo, DRINK....

Would this do for now, for the Cock Off website?

Anyway, I need some sleep.

g'night.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:14, archived)

Can you blur the goatse a bit more please

Or just put some regular porn there instead. It's too nasty.

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:17, archived)

Is that better?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:22, archived)

more blur

why use Pedant?

Can you link the faq image to the faq page?

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:21, archived)

and goatse

to the real site for unexpecting victims *laughs manicly*

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:24, archived)

Wank it

wank it hard

things will look ~~sticky~~ different int he morning

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:15, archived)

Sticky AND different.

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:19, archived)

Furtive visits Guernica

He doesn't like it there much, he just doesn't seem to fit in very well. Hey ho, it was worth a try!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:08, archived)

Guernica iz da bomb!

/hell

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:19, archived)

heh took me a few goes to even see that

woo

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:21, archived)

Nothing keeps me awake like

a dripping Giraffe

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:07, archived)

Now THAT

am great!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:08, archived)

well that's

odd, and woo

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:21, archived)

Video Killed the Radio Star

(Armer Farmer, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:03, archived)

lovely twist on the lyrics there.

woo!

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cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:04, archived)

British Gothic

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:48, archived)

Good grief!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:50, archived)

no it's Posh Grief isn't it?

didn't Good Grief get dumped from the band before they became famous?
let's see that left
Posh Grief
Crap Grief
Can't Sing Grief
Peado Grief
and
actually quite attractive grief.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:55, archived)

yeah

but seriously....who gives a shit?

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cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:57, archived)

that would have been

Bukkake Grief

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:58, archived)

hahaha

yeppers

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cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:00, archived)

scat grief, no?

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:00, archived)

i dunno

i'm still trying to figure out what a "Peado" is.

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cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:03, archived)

isn't bukkake

the white stuff, and lots of it
(gallons of milk, kiddies)

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:04, archived)

ya know,

i think you're right.

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cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:05, archived)

I only know

cos I joined here to find a convo about it the day after one on IRC... really, I did!
and in my drunken-wisdom doesn't paedo technically mean "child" without the phile (sp?) bit?

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:18, archived)

I allways thought it was the

jappanese erm art, of pooing onto your lover or smothering yourself with your lovers or your own poo for mutual enjoyment.

while at this point i would normally say "Don't knock it, till you've tried it" i feel strangly silent.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:10, archived)

kiddy fiddler

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:08, archived)

Are you?

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:10, archived)

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:10, archived)

good to hear

I was just looking at the HUUUUGE list of newsgroups offered. There are some really fucking sick ones. One that even b3tans would joke about.

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dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:13, archived)

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