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i agree

you fuckin sick brit bastards ... he is one of the very few decent ones .. and you put him down like that .. you pack of fucking mop monkeys.

(daisy, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:02, archived)

Are you having a little trouble

being able to hummus?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:03, archived)

hmm i sense

a little stress

(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:05, archived)

Maybe

she's a fan of Ronald McDonald?

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:07, archived)

Does anyone sometimes

get the feeling that people are intentionally posting gibberish just to get a response?

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:10, archived)

Probably.

I wanna know what a mop-monkey is meant to be.

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:11, archived)

I think it means

'Fuckin' sick brit bastard' but I could be wrong.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:13, archived)

And

how come her name isnt highlighted in blue?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:22, archived)

She doesn't belong here...

I notice that she hasn't tried to explain herself, either.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:24, archived)

Does she belong anywhere.

Apart from The Kneejerk Club.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:29, archived)

She appears to have gone,

but she did manage to create a pretty large, yet utterly meaningless, thread.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:33, archived)

True,

but she has left us with Mop Monkey. Of that, we should be grateful.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:35, archived)

True

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:40, archived)

A Mop Monkey.

Freaky.

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:26, archived)

Hooray!

The mystery is solved.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:28, archived)

although with a name

such as daisy she would surely be made into burgers by Ronald :)

(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:11, archived)

He he!

Nice...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:13, archived)

i had an american g/f once

called daisy !... ahh those hairy nipples.. i'll never forget

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hal9000 sme, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:15, archived)

chivalry

is not dead, I see.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:23, archived)

whos

he?

(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:24, archived)

Whom

are we putting down, may I enquire.

Whats a mop monkey?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:04, archived)

you mean "who".

Or you could say "against whom are we railing?" or something like that.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:05, archived)

Many thanks

my grammar leaves much to be desired.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:07, archived)

but on the plus side

you're not an interfering, nit-picky old bat like me. I hate it when I do that and yet somehow I usually do it anyway...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:08, archived)

I think that

'but' should have a capital B there...

/runs

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:12, archived)

/chases

/brandishes BIG STICK...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:13, archived)

S'okay

I do need correcting though, my grammar is appalling...and my grandads not much better either.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:12, archived)

That is

a dad gag if ever I heard one %)

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:15, archived)

Its true

I listen to a lot of old radio shows (like the Goons and Round the Horn) so I do tend to have a daddish sense of humor.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:20, archived)

Good man.

You have fine taste in radio comedy.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:48, archived)

eh?

did i miss something?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:04, archived)

put the gun down, daisy...

breathe deeply... thaaat's right.
We are your friends, okay?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:04, archived)

I think

she's hoping we decompose in the netherworld

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:04, archived)

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:05, archived)

er.....

did I miss something?

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partychancer, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:15, archived)

is a mop-monkey

like a jizz-mopper?

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Jay, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:21, archived)

I can't believe it's not Bunter

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:00, archived)

i dont know

it this is interesting
clikk

(voidancer, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:57, archived)

B3TA Scotland Event May 18th 2002

Right, its about time Edinburgh got in on the action. All this talk of piss ups by you Southern Fairies, Any ideas for a venue???

(Jonty, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:56, archived)

i gotta

go now, but fat boab's yer man.
[edit: count me in though]

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stouffer, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:57, archived)

I suggested The Standing Order in George Street

as a central place to meet up as I don't thin there's enough of us to hire a place. Waddya say?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:01, archived)

I can't make that day

drat.

But I won't miss a chance to whore the map site on the board yet again. Stick a couple of Scottish pins in you two.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:07, archived)

woo

naval scum dweller added

(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:23, archived)

Standing Order...

Sounds a goodun. So Standing order, Saturday 18th May 2002 time TBA. Shall we make it offical or somert????

(Jonty, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:17, archived)

yes go on

make it official. But I won't believe it until Jackie Bird announces it on Reporting Scotland with that smug smirk of hers as she hands over to the sports guy dripping in innuendo and homely couthy Scottishness.

/rant over gathers skein dhu and leaves.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:24, archived)

there is more of us than you think

Standin Order is reeely busy on a Saturday and there is no music and the last time I was in there some creepy old bastard tried to suck my finger. Ivanhoe (just off st Andrew square is nice and quietish has some good offers on booze and has comfy couches! Fancy?

(pingu, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:21, archived)

Ivanhoe?

That's the one with the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire thing at the front door isn't it? Well if it's cheap I'm game.
I'd hate to miss the finger sucker though. Where else is he playing this year?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:28, archived)

Right then IvanHoe it is..

About to make official or somert!!!

(Jonty, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:39, archived)

Proud

My 2 year old made this at Nursery

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nicey, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:45, archived)

worry.

and run.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:47, archived)

Fab.

Get him onto Photoshop pronto.

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:48, archived)

Excellent

the child has potential

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fishbear, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:49, archived)

that's very nice.

(it's not meant to be you, is it?)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:03, archived)

Jesus...

Can you not see this child should be in higher education already. No stike that Blue Peter has a lot to answer for what next anti-tank warfare????

(Jonty, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:52, archived)

is his surname

dali?

(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:54, archived)

Ronald is a hero

He selflessly uses his ninja skills to protect us from endless waves of evil bloodthirsty Doozers.

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curry monster, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:44, archived)

Whose side are you on?

Hmm?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:05, archived)

I am a proud

member of the anti-fraggle league

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curry monster, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:13, archived)

That's a shame,

I used to like the way the always ate the Dozer's constructions!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:19, archived)

a bit of Mindless Link Propagation ...

apologies if it's been posted already, but this amused me greatly.

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nyarlathotep, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:43, archived)

Woo!

Just got my B3ta party photos back from Boots, and there are some corkers! I seem to have spilt a lot of beer down my front though :)

I'll bung a page up when I get home from work.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:42, archived)

so the unofficial one is june 1st?

what town?

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:48, archived)

I presumed London

again... ?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:02, archived)

i presume so

....just need to sort out where and what time.....

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raw-edge, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:05, archived)

LONDON

I'm not sloping out to some hick village while there's still beer in the smoke.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:06, archived)

Oh god.

The fear...

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:49, archived)

WHEN CAT CLOTHES GO WRONG

this looks like its already been photoshopped but trust me it hasent. Well not yet anyway....

(linus, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:41, archived)

just read

that Lufthansa is gonna run sightseeing tours over London in a WW2 german bomber..probably kill off half of the cities OAPs seeing them again..

(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:41, archived)

Are we allowed

to paint up a couple of Spitfires in British Airways colours in the name of free trade ?

(Jim Pooley, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:18, archived)

sweets?

(retrofame, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:32, archived)

very nicey done

that's a quality image - and do I guess that no potatoshopping was involved? (just lots of grass..)

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Darkedge, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:41, archived)

reposting is tantermount to being kicked in the face repeatedly

bear that in mind while i shamelessly repost these links of some very old animations i did (about 6 years ago) with sound, converted to flash for your convenience.
The Tank of Doom Arty Shinanegens

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DaWolfey, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:32, archived)

its been a long time

since i used the word tantermount

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DaWolfey, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:34, archived)

isn't it

tantamount?

/pedant

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:41, archived)

its been so long

that ive forgotten*

*thats my excuse and im sticking with it

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DaWolfey, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:43, archived)

thats like me and

"what girls look like naked"

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:46, archived)

They're fab!

I like the tank one best.

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:34, archived)

fcking hell

that tank one is amazing. i love the laid-back monotone northern delivery. absolutely briliant.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:45, archived)

Masterful

handling of sound effects.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:45, archived)

gayist terminoligy.

i'll start off with a few... i want to see some funny originals...
My faves: turd burgler, canyon camper, chutney ferrett, limp wristed shirt lifting bottom toucher, grit cruncher, lump letcher, butt bubble star sniffer. there are many more but i need to lay a cable the length of the M3..... i await your replys.

(bazooker, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:29, archived)

fudge-nudger

pillow-muncher..........

(wingnut, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:32, archived)

chocolate runway/highway pilot/driver

choccy starfish stuffer
anal artist
bottom bandit
"men in uncomfortable shorts" (based on women in comfortable shoes = lesbians)

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Darkedge, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:36, archived)

arsegoblin

poowilly

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:38, archived)

i was told one last week

by a builder friend of mine..

"those who drop anchor in poo bay"

oh deary

(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:39, archived)

Augustus

(the fat chap from Willy Wonka who got stuck up the chocolate chute.)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:40, archived)

you know whats tragic?

that made me laugh out loud.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:42, archived)

i must admit

to a slight snigger when he told me. It always seems to be builders who invent these new phrases between tea breaks!

(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:44, archived)

erm..

poo pusher
analist
shit stabber
turdy tadge
muck mangler

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:44, archived)

Hey! Armaitus!

You live in Huddersfield?

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:49, archived)

Errr

Yup... you got me on that one...

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:51, archived)

Woo!

Big up the Huddersfield massive. That's where I'm from.

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:54, archived)

yorkshire

*sob* the fatherland

(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:57, archived)

Fantastic

Huddersfield is good... if you like that kind of thing.. which I do. Where abouts do you hail from then?

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:58, archived)

Meltham.

I like Huddersfield. No tourists. Grumpy Yorkshire people. Beer. Hills. Ah, I'm getting all homesick now.

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:01, archived)

and dont forget

proper fish n chips!

(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:04, archived)

Mmmmmm.

With mushy peas. I love mushy peas, me.

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:05, archived)

woo

for real mushy peas!

(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:07, archived)

Mushy

Peas... mmmmmm... off to t'chippy on mi way 'ome t'naht then...

Meltham is nice... I'm reet on top of the M62 now... twixt Huddersfield and Halifax

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:12, archived)

I like

Marmite Marauder

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bazman, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:49, archived)

Uphill

Gardener

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:01, archived)

Its ladling the tasteless on the tasteless,

but we say:
anal terrorist
or
Bumhole Bin Laden
in our flat.

(Fetid Erk, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:57, archived)

i know its not remotely funny but....

I've been playing around in 3dsmax and made this....
I'm guna stick some ice cubes in it and make the coke fizzy! just wondered what you guys thought

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hal9000 sme, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:26, archived)

needs

penguins bathing in the coke and a polar bear lying on a ice cube. There also needs to be a marmot eating its way through the apple.
Oh, and an otter

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fishbear, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:28, archived)

i'm on

the case.... :)

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hal9000 sme, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:33, archived)

Ver' nice.

Your right, it needs fizz, looks like a glass of chocolate milk at the mo'. Like the apples.

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:28, archived)

yeah.. i gotta work on the particles for the bubbles

i was thinking of chucking a banana in there as well.. the ice cubes should be doddle.. oh and it took 40 mins to render on my 1.4 athalon... :( need faster pc.. or less refracting objects

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hal9000 sme, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:30, archived)

fill the glass with hummus

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:38, archived)

well done you.

Very clever.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:28, archived)

ahh thank you...

my next project is to make a furtive polar bear ... thats posable so he can fit into any pic combo...

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hal9000 sme, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:31, archived)

ooh lovely

that would be sooperb!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:34, archived)

zygote make a bear model for poser...

so if youve got an import as .obj plugin then youre away.
by the way what light set-up did you use for that? its very good.

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santexo, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:37, archived)

Nice,

though it needs a little bit o bounce light coming back off the tiles onto the apples though.

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Equus is still lurking, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:46, archived)

good point...

didnt want to make tha apples to shiney/waxy though but your right about the tiles.. could do with some reflection.. hadnt noticed that

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hal9000 sme, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:48, archived)

I hate lighting

Most awkward part of 3d, roll on decent radiosity renderers I say!

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Equus is still lurking, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:52, archived)

have you tried Brazil...

its supposed to be good but i cant get my head round it..
www.splutterfish.com/sf/

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hal9000 sme, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:54, archived)

Nope

To be honest I doupt I'd use a radiosity thang anyhow. you can do a lot lot more with atmosphere when its down to your own tweaking rather than a software algorithm. Plus if you can light well you can get paid well :)

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Equus is still lurking, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:59, archived)

thats good to know

about getting paid well... well i better get some more practice in then...

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hal9000 sme, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:06, archived)

it's called a Technical Director

and if you really want to get into that then you do need to know the software as well as how to program your own renderer. Well at least if you want to get into an effects house like ILM or Pixar, but that's just for obsessives. heh.

(Idyll23, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:05, archived)

erm...well...

its 2 lights, one way up high directy above the objects and one closer and infront.
both were shadow mapped omni lights with a multiplyer of about 0.70 with shodow map paramters of size=100 sample 4.0 and a blur edges of about 10..? i think thats all i changed..

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hal9000 sme, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:46, archived)

I do not seem to be able to( in the context of the above post)

by any means fucking hummus

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fishbear, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:48, archived)

Mmmm

Good materials there. I always have trouble when it comes to those. Doh!

Nice. :)

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giblethead2000, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:52, archived)

i knocked up the apple textures in Painter 7

in about 30 seconds.. and i felt very chuffed.. then used the deeppaint3d plugin to add extract depth to the shape and make em a bit more individual.. all good fun

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hal9000 sme, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:14, archived)

SOMEONE AT WORK

has just said to me, quite out of the blue:

"We should have photoshop on these computers."

YES!!! YES WE SHOULD!!!

fingers crossed, guys...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:24, archived)

Must be

a closet b3tan.
Ask 'em for Flash while yer at it...

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:26, archived)

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fishbear, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:21, archived)

Ha ha ha

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:23, archived)

wicked

you are indeed the king of gifs

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bazman, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:27, archived)

is it just me

or does this seem sad? made it as a clicky coz the pic is quite big

(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:17, archived)

He should have thought that through

and got rid of the 'Choking Hazard-Small Parts' bit at the top.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:19, archived)

yes

but in a semi-ironic cool modern way.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:20, archived)

Vulga u dopey twat

you put you pin in the b3ta map in completely the wrong place..

don't think u live in hastings..

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Darkedge, Tue 7 May 2002, 12:16, archived)

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