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My brain hurts

A fat woman just shouted at me.....

I'm not happy

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Mrfishfinger .com, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:01, archived)

Was it

Cook? She was a pain

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:04, archived)

did you get her number I like

'em fat

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:10, archived)

If it was

Cook , beleive me you wouldnt like her one little bit.

hairy knuckles, big feet, prominent adams apple, the whole bit.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:14, archived)

no i couldn't do her

that's probably my mum

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:18, archived)

DRINKS DRINKS DRINKS

Can we get this on the front page PLZ!!!

(Jonty, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:59, archived)

did i do wrong

(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:58, archived)

Grimace the drunken graverobber

/edit / resize

(que, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:54, archived)

this was for Hugo.

this response only took me, what? 3 days? 4? sheesh.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:38, archived)

that is just too cool

have the big poster companies like Athena snapped you up yet?

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Staticgirl, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:49, archived)

woo

i want a job like that

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randomisgood, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:03, archived)

it's the new imac!

not really a ronald technically, but it has the M.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:36, archived)

Harold Shitman...

(Jonty, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:35, archived)

On the news this morning

it said he was the worst serial killer of our day, which made me excalaime
"What couldn't the stupid fucker kill anybody!"
Well I thought it was funny but I'll probably rot in hell for it.

(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:41, archived)

It should have said

"Mr Shipman has the silky skills to make the kills"

(Jesus, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:43, archived)

Now thats the sort

of news program I'd like to watch. Especially if it had news on the crime wave being proformed by the thief known only as "Furtive", and A special on exploding kittens or something.

(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:47, archived)

Help me!!

My skeptic friend doesnt beleive in the third chucklebrother! can anyone remember the crazy news site that it was on? he was found in the basment holding his bumhole screaming in pain :'-(

(Dave_uk_01, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:34, archived)

it was

Chairman Moo

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:39, archived)

YAY

Thank you magical url person

(Dave_uk_01, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:35, archived)

get ready for some pseudo reposts...

although they're not really reposts, since they only appeared as red x's before thank's to 20m.cockgobblingcuntymintedgurglegurgleaaarghm. so now they're finally up on my server. please don't get upset. oh, and I'm still having b3ta problems, so these are way outdated and off topic, since I'm trudging about all lost, like a blind man in a sewer full of diamonds. or something.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:33, archived)

London-based query.

I want to take my mate out somewhere spangly and glamourous this Saturday... money no object, dammit, 'cause I don't see her that often. It is imperative that there are plenty of seats as we don't want to stand up all night. Also it needs to be quiet enough to have a natter.

Where do you gorgeous people recommend?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:32, archived)

The dead Land lord is good

They've got the land lord in a case and it smells of dead people

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:35, archived)

If moneys

no object come up to Glasgow and go to The Shack. Seats and good music a go-go.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:35, archived)

I hear

Luton's nice this time of year.

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partychancer, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:40, archived)

I dont

remember anyhting good ever comingout of Luton, except Box backed Transit Vans

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:42, archived)

If you can make it to Liverpool

My granny's house is very quiet and has many seats.
Also there are all the bolied sweets you can eat.

(Jesus, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:41, archived)

unfortunately

my london bar knowledge is now 3 years out of date so anything I recommend is now likely to be a car park!

(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:48, archived)

freedom

in Covent Garden is a nice Bar with a little restaurant bit in it, has distillery stuff behind glass so you can see brewery stuff

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raw-edge, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:53, archived)

woo

that's good, that's now in the book.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:07, archived)

their website iss

http://www.freedombrew.com but it doesn't appear to be working - although here is a quick guide i found about it

www.fancyapint.com/thepubs/pub1374.htm

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raw-edge, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:15, archived)

I have a hazy memory

of a fantastic place in central London that looks like a cafe from the outside but when you go down stairs you enter this amazing middle eastern fantasy world where everyone lounges on cushions and chats gently whilst imbibing a large variety of alcoholic refreshments. But can I remember where it is? Damnit I would love to go again.

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Staticgirl, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:53, archived)

That would be...

...Dish Dash on Goodge St. If you ask really nicely they'll get out the hookah and the flavoured tobacco (no, not that kind ;-).

Ain't I good to ya?

(bob the dinosaur, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:53, archived)

how about

Sosho Match, near moorgate, can be very nice (go early for seat)
or Form on greek street (soho square end) looks very swank but usually can get a seat earlyish
or Great Eastern Dining rooms, medecine bar, Blue or lux in hoxton area (if you want to avoid centre) are ok

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bazman, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:56, archived)

marvellous

choice too. This is what I was looking for.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:09, archived)

Favourite central london places

Rocket, Market Place, The Swallow Street Bar

Both Rocket and Market Place can get very busy tho, shout me on messenger if you don't know where they are

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randomisgood, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:16, archived)

i seem to remember the o bar

in camden although:
1. i dunno if it was that good coz i was hammered
2. i cant remember if it had seats in there cos i was hammered

(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:21, archived)

Such fun

I went here and
found these... Surely there have to be more..
[ Acronym 1 ]
[ Acronym 2 ]
[ Acronym 3 ]
[ Acronym 4 ]
[ Acronym 5 ]

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Mrfishfinger .com, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:31, archived)

Oooh

NUTS, BAWS and POO

Yay for durty acronyms!!

(Jesus, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:38, archived)

yay for

Western Equine Encephalitis

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partychancer, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:46, archived)

Our company

wouldnt be able to function if it wasn't for our Business Unit Manager

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Mrfishfinger .com, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:56, archived)

I think it runs

in spite of him

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:06, archived)

I see your BUM, and raise you a five-letter acronym

PENIS

(collapsabletank, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:11, archived)

I .... er.... see

er . . your PENIS and call.
Crabs

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partychancer, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:23, archived)

Crabs that you wear on your FINGERS?

I see your CRABS, do you have them on THESE?

(collapsabletank, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:30, archived)

Duh...

OK I meantTHESE?

(collapsabletank, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:39, archived)

heeeeeeeelo.

quick quezz... can anyone recommend a nice friendly hosting company that supports php?

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limpfish, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:30, archived)

depends

what else you need, i use www.supanames.co.uk they have PHP and install the MySQL databse fr you for £13.99 a year, but you can't host music or video files or zip files over 1 meg

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raw-edge, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:33, archived)

they let you run cron jobs n stuff?

flicking through an internet mag trying to find one, there are loads though.

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limpfish, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:36, archived)

whats a cron?

and what job does it do?

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raw-edge, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:39, archived)

um.

dunno really. automated unix scripts things, i think. i'm trying to find a place for that arsifier site to live.

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limpfish, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:42, archived)

I have no idea.......

you would have to contact them i suppose...or keep looking through you mag

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raw-edge, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:54, archived)

public holiday thingy

Anyone remember the URL for the site that lists about every public holiday in the world?
Done a google search for it and the only one similar I keep getting forbidden access error messages. What are they keeping secret??

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Jay, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:18, archived)

That's cos

Today is a holiday.
Didn't you know?
We're all posting from the beach here

Woo etc

(Jesus, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:25, archived)

Is it

National Mop Monkey Day (U.S. only)?

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Jay, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:36, archived)

theres this one

new window clicky link as i am nice

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raw-edge, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:05, archived)

hey, isnt that...

(Dean, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:15, archived)

lmao

this is cool

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limpfish, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:57, archived)

Hey, fastcar!

Just before I had to leave, you were going to insult people in Italian, weren't you?
How about "Va fan culo, cazzo!"? ;)
(i think that's right)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:12, archived)

I can say

'I have many contagious diseases' in Italian, but I wouldn't know how to write it down.

Not much of an insult, now I think about it, but it can get rid of unwanted attention if you are a woman, err which I'm not
Confused myself again

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:23, archived)

Oh dear.

Go and have a lie down.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:25, archived)

very nice

but a bit obvious I have to say.

Stronzo is a word that my dad used to use all the time. Personal fave !

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fastcar, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:02, archived)

I have put a post in the pub schedular...

for those that want to go for a drink on Sat 1st June... Town - London, venue - Undecided, time - 7ish...

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raw-edge, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:08, archived)

I am

there

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:23, archived)

what

are these schedular and m3ss3ng3r thingys? i dont understand or am i just stooopid. i may cancel my trip north (including lady chance) to come along. im not a scary mutant. honest.

(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:27, archived)

sorry

only the chosen ones may use m3ss3nger...

(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:31, archived)

*sniff*

ok then. do you have to take an initiation test or summat?

(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:36, archived)

nope sorry

some people are just born the chosen ones and some people just are'nt... guess youre not one of the lucky ones...

(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:39, archived)

ok then, i'll just have to settle for being your squire or summat. do you want to take a lance or a sword. i'll go and polish your armour as well.... :)

(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:43, archived)

i'll take the sword, thank you

and yes i suppose you can polish my armour for me

(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:50, archived)

i'll do

it up real good with brasso or summat, cooool. I aint sharpened your sword tho so you'll probably die but not before cursing me for not sharpening it. then i'll steal your status and will have access to this mystical m3ss3nger, and then, the WORLD. oh, erm, where was i, ahh yes, making a herse....ho hum

(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:57, archived)

no no no

women love RUSTY swords, didn't you know?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:12, archived)

shite

i didnt, i wondered where i was going wrong. i'll leave that brasso alone then.... :)

(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:18, archived)

I have a sword that wants polishing...

nyuk, nyuk!

Shall I go now?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:58, archived)

hey hey hey

im only polishing armour, not swords as well. and i dont thin you are one of the 'special' people who warrents it anyway .... :)

(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:04, archived)

only armour eh?

i have a helmet that needs polishing (had to be said, sorry)
...and besides, i cant be the only one to think of that... can i?

(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:14, archived)

bugger

forgot the helmet connotation as well. im in a world of double entendres......
you must be on eof the special ones cos you can make your text go small as well...... bow to the chosen one ....

(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:16, archived)

your curtiousness is duly noted

you may have access to the land of the chosen ones

(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:19, archived)

hosanna

thank you oh chosen one :)

(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:25, archived)

I won't...

I'll be @ Homelands...

(another time maybe)

(djmothra, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:30, archived)

Ronald The Politican

I always knew he was peaceful man!

(Ciaran, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:08, archived)

Mm, geocities!

Not "Woo!" and certainly not "Yay!"

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:16, archived)

The Doctor without a Brain cell in his head

he is the evil one

(adam lynch, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:05, archived)

funny

he speaks very highly of y...

...oh, i can't be arsed.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:07, archived)

He looks like my girlfriends dad!

eeep!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:07, archived)

its harold simpson

i love reposts... yay

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hal9000 sme, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:07, archived)

more more

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hal9000 sme, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:10, archived)

where did you

get that picture of mikes ex-girlfriend from?
Heh heh, thats for calling me a cunt the other day

(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:13, archived)

come on then, reply

its no fun if youre not there!

(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:23, archived)

i agree

(daisy, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:03, archived)

If you have a

valid point of view, would you like to explain this?
We're all nice people and don't generally aim to give offence. If you are upset by something, point it out calmly and you will likely get a better response.

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:18, archived)

This just in

Spoon assumes mantel of voice of reason

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:21, archived)

Naah

I was just lulling her in to a false sense of security, then I was going to savagely impale her on my rapier-like wit when she responded
(edit) I think shes gone anyhoo

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:25, archived)

"impale her on my rapier-like wit "

Have you met the finger sucker below?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:29, archived)

whoosh

That's the sound of your post going over my head

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:40, archived)

finger sucking

I am still having nightmares about it. He looked like Mike Read, I can still feel his minky gums around my digit AAAAARGH bleugh!

(pingu, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:52, archived)

...and what's

so bad with being a pack of mop monkeys?

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partychancer, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:24, archived)

what's a

mop monkey?

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partychancer, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:24, archived)

A monkey that mops?

A monkey made from mops?

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:27, archived)

After extensive research . . .

kerlickity split

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partychancer, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:28, archived)

I think I might be one

(Jesus, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:29, archived)

marry me

daisy

go on

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bazman, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:23, archived)

Daisy, daisy

Give him your answer, do.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:24, archived)

oh I do love this daddish humour.

I'm 102 you know

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:25, archived)

heh!

I even dance like my dad.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:26, archived)

heh

I AM your dad. Now come on, get to bed.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:30, archived)

Oh but, Daaaaaaaaad

its only half two in the afternoon. Can I stay up longer...pleeeeeese
oh go on...and so on and so on.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:33, archived)

Open the airlock!

or something.
Sorry...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 13:28, archived)

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