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Monty and Set Your Faces to Stunned's birthday bash blowout bonanza behemoth. BLAAOW!We were born on the same day back in 1973. To celebrate this remarkable coincidence (and, it turns out, the birthdays of a good few other /OTers) we're having a party in the basement function room of Monty's bar in the heart of fashionable East Lahndan.
I shall be DJing throughout the evening (ably assisted by serial homosexualist Plumdozer), playing a selection of my favourite platters from the dawn of rock'n'roll to the present day: 1978. Plummers will be playing some other 'youth' music, I suspect.
At the apex of the night there will be a naked breakdance battle, the grand prize being an amazing space-docking holiday in Swindon.
Do come down for drinkie-poos and lols. Thanks awfully.
PS there's wheelchair access, so Deacons are welcome.
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Monty and Set Your Faces to Stunned's birthday bash blowout bonanza behemoth. BLAAOW!
Going: Monty Boyce,, Lisette von Falcon, chickenlady, rosalicious, girlinthehole, Amberl, Himjim, Lampito, Bartleby, JeffTheDogFucker, rachelswipe, berk, dozers, do fuck off, Boss Keloid, Charmander, thealternativefact, TGB, PsychoChomp, Kroney, LongJohnBaldry, wanderlust, BrianHequator, G/PP, Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged., baldmonkey, Miraclefish, CQ, Tourette's ( . )( . ), The Light in Chains, Fucking hell Jeff, PERSONALITY HORSE, WormuIus, Mortal Wombat, BringYourOwnParachute (34 people).
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:05,
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I'm so excited about this I may have to increase my medication.(
girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:30,
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There had better be cheese and pineapple and party rings.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:54,
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Well there is no point signing up if there isn't going to be cheese and pineapple K.Seeing as Blousie has offered to make it, I've signed up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:17,
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Well currently it's Monty and a bunch of hot chicksSo I'm quite tempted. Can we lose Monty? That might swing it for me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:59,
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No swinging.Not after the last time. I'm still finding used condoms down the sofa.
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girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:07,
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Are you really coming to this?!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:20,
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Oh please please do!!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:40,
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I'm sorry, I only signed up for the lulzit will be a while before i be b4shing
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:18,
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I'll have to give church a miss on that day.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:23,
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I'm boycotting this event, sozThere's no b3tan 'rap battle' either
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:24,
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Oh you cunt.I'm in that there London but a few weeks after this so I doubt I can stretch to this as well.
You cunt.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:49,
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Shit! just realised it's on a Sunday.What's that all about? Might not be able to come now : (
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girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:18,
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yeah BGB, what sort of cunt has a party on sunday?(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:21,
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Same thing as happened to the calendar for your do, loveIt's really on a Saturday.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:26,
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I would have preferred to click the 'bollocks - I don't have anything in my diary for that night' button......but that slacker Rob hasn't put one on there. I have to say the whole thing sounds fucking dreadful, but I may as well come along, just in case Monty has an Epic Fail and I miss out on heckling and meme-creation.
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thealternativefact, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:59,
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don't worryI'll come along as well so we can judge everyone I'll also pick up some earplugs so we don't have to listen to montys pretentious shit
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:09,
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Suddenly, this evening has everything I could ever want or need. (
thealternativefact, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:13,
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It's 100% guaranteed.I will do 'run out of record', 'take the record still playing off', 'wet my pants' and 'get thrown out of my own party' and other classic hits of yesteryear.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:11,
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Are you checking this every ten minutes to see who's signed up?(
thealternativefact, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:12,
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I might come if I'm doin' nowt*shrugs nochalantly*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:46,
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I'm a yes for nowBut I'll have to see how the next couple of months go.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:08,
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Ohhh a bash for your birthday Monty?I'll make sure to the remember the date, because it's nice to remember when your other half's birthday is.
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wanderlust, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:20,
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Pffft!I quite like a good domestic. Should I pull up a deckchair?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:24,
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Affix your message to the end of a cricket bat with a nail. This will make its delivery much more effective. And fun.
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thealternativefact, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:02,
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She is wise, despite not being quite forty yet.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 1:46,
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Excellent, I look forward to hearing the first line of Tom Sawyer on a 20-minute loop again(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Don't be meanmean strides
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:12,
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I'm going to try for 30 mins this time.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 16:47,
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