must be a brave bloke thats going to stick his tadger in there later
hope she washed hands properly before she went toilet RingStinger
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:20,
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There's no doubt who the star of this is
She starts overreacting after the second chilli.
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:27,
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Maybe just ill suited to the task, attire aside.
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:41,
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Haha - they all look so miserable by the end of that.
(Pig Bodine., Sat 28 May 2016, 10:41,
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That's insane I love spicy food, but fuck that.
(Turquoise Hexagon Sunhas just dropped acid on, Sat 28 May 2016, 10:51,
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I was literally waiting for someone to have a heart attack watching that
(JahledThree shades of black, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:43,
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Not figuratively waiting?
;-)
(dyllonnice beaver., Sat 28 May 2016, 14:48,
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Not a fair contest
Even within the same breed the heat of a chilli varies a lot. They should make them drink extract instead.
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 28 May 2016, 11:56,
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And rub it in their eyes right?
(Pig Bodine., Sat 28 May 2016, 12:13,
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a pipiette up the chaps eye
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Sat 28 May 2016, 13:47,
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extract capsaicin solution
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Sat 28 May 2016, 12:47,
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They should have a Spice smoking competition next.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:33,
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Hahaha that would be awesome
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 28 May 2016, 22:16,
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And all for a grand prize of £50
(MagicMoose, Sat 28 May 2016, 14:06,
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Won't even cover the cost of the reconstructive anal surgery
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:59,
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cheap bastards, didn't even give them any spring rolls or dumplings
I wonder if - afterwards - it's better to go spew it all out and burn your throat, or let it go through and burn you ring?
I'd be doing the spew myself.
(ferret-> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 28 May 2016, 15:57,
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I was thinking that.
Spew for sure as there is no way you would want that passing through your body to it's horrible conclusion at the exit.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:03,
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Don't think I'd fancy that lot re-emerging, now coated in bile.
(Bootsthealchemistis barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:52,
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That poor asian woman looked like she was re-living her childhood in the hands of the Khmer Rouge.
Also, "Damn immigrants coming over here and taking our chili eating jobs!"
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 28 May 2016, 16:29,
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Watching pretty ladies
struggling to eat hot peppers. New fetish.
(835Rocks, Sun 29 May 2016, 2:17,
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I had a mate who was almost completely immune to chili heat
He could eat any amount of hot sauce or raw chilis. He's no longer with us, though, turns out he wasn't immune to almost any amount of vodka :(
(Bootsthealchemistis barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sun 29 May 2016, 13:51,
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Ha ha!
I'd be out at the jalapeΓ±o!
(finnbarhas officially retired, Sun 29 May 2016, 18:20,
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"Doctor....
...there's seems to be quite a lot of blood, and fire in my stools"
(Turgidtankwilling to learn since, Tue 31 May 2016, 0:50,
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