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This is a link post Facebook plans to change its name
Any vulgar guesses?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post "Cretins' Support Animal"

(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 20 Oct 2021, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Booky McBookFace
Anyway, is the "Metaverse" a fictional universe devoted to the works of Trinidad-born pianist, composer, poet, playwright and cultural activist Meta Davis Cumberbatch? If not, it should be.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Algorithmic Networked Universe Service

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer Internet Cancer, Inc

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not such a crude acronym though.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post On the whole, no

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Fb' with some wanky bollocks about the font and what the new name represents, no, correction, encompasses

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as "F flat"
which might be appropriate, if Zuckerberg is going all in on flat-earth conspiracy theories. Nothing would surprise me at this stage.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 'fb'
Both lowercase. Guaranteed. who.is/whois/fb.com
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Kind of betting they don't want to change their stock ticker
On the other hand I can see Libra becoming ZuckBucks
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft, I’ve been doing that for years.

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This is a normal post AdsAndPhotosOfTheKidsOfPeopleYouHaventSeenSinceSchoolAndHaveNoIntentionOfMeetingAgainBook

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post get rid of the book bit. Make the E into a smiley face.
That'll be $5 million please
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Facebook will still be called facebook,
the entity getting a name change is the corporation that owns facebook, whatsapp, Better Than Life, OCP, Skynet, etc.

My suggestion:
Corporate Unified Network Technologies
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Shitcunts United

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This is a normal post Surely this has already been copyrighted by Monsieur Tourette, master signwriter

(Hemipygous, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post KEATING'S PUBLIC SHIT DIN

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It will involve playing fast and loose with capitals and spaces though.
Because the marketing types are all cunts. iCunts.
 (Hemipygous, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The new name is rumoured to be Horizon
so Whore-iZone

Still better than ZuckerSpace
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "Horizon" is already owned by Danone.
It'll be something wanky like 'new horizons'
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That's already taken by NASA surely.
If we're guessing seriously I think it will be a wanky corporate portmanteau, or an incomplete word, like Holoport or CongeneAI, or, IDK, Extraverse.

God I hate myself for thinking of those names. I couldn't be an ad man.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, yeah, I'd forgotten about them.
Alright then, Simulated Horizons Integrated Technology Systems.
They can have that one for free.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post HotOrNot
Go back to your roots, Mark.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 20 Oct 2021, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Daterape Victim Finder?
That's his roots
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post How to fake pass a turing test?

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This is a normal post Arsetelly

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This is a normal post Pensionbook?
to suit their demographic

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Meals on wheels, so Deliveroo or its competitors then

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This is beautiful
I've looked it for 5 hours now
 (TheIndianPianist, Thu 21 Oct 2021, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm intrigued and and a bit confused about all this, and the recent celebrations over its temporary outage
I've never seen any news or politics, fascist or otherwise, on Facebook, just nice interesting people and friends who live abroad. Am I doing it wrong?
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 20 Oct 2021, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen real fascism on facebook
In fact, I'm in a Dad's Army appreciation group that had posts removed by facebook because they mentioned Hitler, nazis or swastikas.
I've muted and unfriended some of my US 'friends' as they turned out to be avid Trump supporters. Another one, a seemingly normal nice guy, recently outed himself as an antivaxxer.
You just never can tell, can you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post From my perspective the people you've muted sound like real fascists.
E.g. supporting Donald Trump, a fascist, makes you a supporter of fascism. Just going by the dictionary, that makes Donald Trump supporters real fascists.

Anti-vaxxers are fighting a simultaneously strong and weak, ingenious and stupid, complicated and simple nebulous enemy. That's at least the mechanics of real fascism.

I suspect the facebook algorithm needs more than just a mention of Hitler to get a post removed. People were able to organise an actual genocide of the Rohingya people on facebook, after all.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 21 Oct 2021, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post no, but if you see rightwing videos or memes and click like, you'll see more of them, and soon that's all you'll see, along with ads
and if you're a dickwit who doesn't trust mainstream news, this bubble will become your source of 'truth', which is worrying. I use it like yourself, a handy way to keep in some touch with people I'm now distanced from, though there's few on it under the age of 30 I've noticed. but I did make the error of once clicking on a trouser ad, and now half my feed is trouser ads given it's the only thing its algorithm tells it I've shown an interest in
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Oct 2021, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough. Safe to say I don't click Like on rightwing videos so that's why I don't get them.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 21 Oct 2021, 12:34, Reply)
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Mark probably still thinks the users of his company's products are dumb fucks (Zuckerberg, 2003). It's a good enough reason to avoid Facebook, Inc and its ethos
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 21 Oct 2021, 6:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Not one reply of "Friendface"
Sads
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This is a normal post TwatSplatter

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This is a normal post we have a winner

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