hahaha
I bet a few will take up the challenge!
(war3n3xt< I'm with stupid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:12,
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Perhaps a tad insensitive
but seeing as I work for an American company...... This has now been widely circulated
(otl, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:35,
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Ha
I'm glad I read past the first couple of paragraphs before my rage descended
(LemonEntryMyDearWatsonThis time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:26,
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I nearly fell foul of that one myself.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:28,
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ROffles!
Clickers!
(1obstertwunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:27,
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Also no kilts/tartan skirts are allowed
So feel obliged to remove them from anyone you see wearing them*
*Except Samuel L. Jackson obviously
(Professor FnordRegius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:27,
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Aren't kilts a Chinese invention?
*thinks back to a certain episode of QI*
EDIT: hmmm, sort of of right, except for the country and the actual fact...
" Tangent: Things not invented by the Scots include kilts (Irish), Hogmanay (French) and whiskey (Italian and Chinese). Correction: What is claimed to be the Irish kilt is more like a kind of tunic. In terms of a "Man skirt", the kilt IS a Scottish invention."
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:36,
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There's COLD in them thar hills!
I never really understood them. Imagine trying to ride a horse in one!
(Professor FnordRegius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:44,
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There are Mesopotamian freizes showing Sumerian charioteers wearing what look like leather kilts.
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:54,
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Freeeeeedooooomeeee '
Scotland is going to be the next Canada
(Floppy Donkeycrawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:37,
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INDEPENDENCE FOR ENGLAND NOW!!
End 400 years of colonial oppression!!
(Seance Trumpethas got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:55,
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haha
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:40,
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Actually, I went to John Logie Baird school in Helensburgh
Where we watched a documentary about how TV as we know it was invented by EMI. A multinational arms company. So Americans can continue to watch TV but should boycott weaponry.
(glammerocitystate of the art Luddite, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:41,
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EMI a multinational arms company?
They developed radar and guided missiles in WWII, but other than that...?
(FishcatDifficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:29,
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This amuses
me so much. It makes the Scots appear to be inventors of nothing but epic fucking win. However i think a few people(cough* america *cough) will be retarded enough to take any serious merit from it.
(NirmethMy ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:50,
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The 'Iran Air Flight 655' bit at the start gives it away, how did that fall out of the sky exactly?
(Benzyl, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:46,
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I only found evidence that a couple of those were Scottish.
The wire rope article explicity states that it's German.
Am I being thick and missing the satire?
(DigeridudeLord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:52,
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Germany is in Scotland
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:56,
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