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This is a link post HUGE MACHINE MAKES RAIL TRACKS UNDERNEATH ITSELF
Insert train related joke below.

"I'm chuffed to bits with this link"
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything seems on track here.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post jokes like that send me off the rails.

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm...
Think it's just a training exercise or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
Another comment that leaves me 'tender'.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still waiting for the video to buffer...

(stickyfiddle, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll be a sleeper hit.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Will there be more puns?
Or is this the ballast?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure there'll be more.
With the track record round here...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post There's plenty of stock
They'll keep rolling
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Bring it on - I'm main-lining dodgy puns today.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You're giving off the wrong signal there.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Diesel go on for ever and ever...

Ok, tenuous!
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
I can't see the points any more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that signaled the end...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i just cannot express
how much i enjoyed this vid
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post All these puns are depressing me and my colleagues.
We're suffering from...


wait for it...


Low co-motivation.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post This pun deserves a
clickity-click clickity-click clickity-click clickity-click clickity-click clickity-click clickity-click clickity-click
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post And a kick in the caboose!

(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was a first-class contribution

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we're running out of puff with these now

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm a freight so.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont want to de-rail
this thread, so will just say something steam-y

a hot shower
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post This site
is not an appropriate platform for such tomfoolery
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a very cutting remark

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post On the contrary, it was just the ticket.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post He'd better not return, or he'll get clipped

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post that vid left me railing for more

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
1:Hijack it!
2:Drive it to your house.
3:Have your own personal railway line
4:Re-designate your home as a branch line station!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post 5. ??
6. Profit!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This video started playing and I fell asleep despite the volume being on full...
mind you, I'm a heavy sleeper.
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Who ever invented this has a one track mind...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's riveting, that is
 (Williams FW26 Walrus Nose, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this thread is running out of steam...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post All these pun comments are
Junk...Shun anybody who continues to chuff these. This can only engine trouble!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ivor
feeling this one is the most tenuous yet.
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
OK, maybe it deserve a badge of it's own?

Like 'I was there for the Great B3ta Derailing' or something?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Make it so!

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post As you wish!

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post True, I'm beginning to lose track

(Williams FW26 Walrus Nose, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's reaching the end of the line certainly.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just doing a bit of train spotting
if that's ok?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard
the machine company had a safety problem, but tried to cover its tracks.
 (Bob Frapples is de-lurking on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I'd...
GAUGE peoples reaction before CHOO-CHOOsing to post a reply.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post TBH
I think some people are getting above their station.
 (Tarquin DLM wasting his life here, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post But isn't this better than sending them underground?

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm railing against all this punnery..

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:29, Reply)