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This is a link post Better way of separating eggs
Ronseal. Falls into the category "Why have I never thought of that?". Video is not in English, but is easy to follow.

Less slimy mess. Looks quite fun.
(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post F*cking awesome!
Facepalm of obviousness!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post well that's just beautiful

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post They don't have bottles in China.
Fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, that sucks !

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post eggzactly

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not shelling out for one of them :(

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Im trying to think of a funny yolk so i can join in.

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You can make egg jokes with the best ovum.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You crack me up

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You can make egg jokes with the best ovum.
(I couldn't think of any puns so I poached someone else's)
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post everyone is scrambling to make an egg joke
but most have been beaten to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Just look one up from a joke albumen.

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet she's a good lay.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Eggshellant joke sir!

(Braising Squid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post did she shell out for that bottle?
or was it laid on?
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post how is that quicker/less washing up than just using your hands?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hands?
I've always tried to separate eggs using my testicles
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much the same.
Let the slime run through your fingers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's slightly more washing up, but less covering yourself in slime.
If covering yourself in slime is more fun than sucking yolks up into a bottle, then choose accordingly.
 (Skittlemcfluff ......................, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking as an uncultured scrote:
When would you need to separate eggs?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Meringues, souffle omelettes, etc

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post carbonara!

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Salad dressing.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Twins!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I did consider sticking in a recipe for lemon meringue pie
which is the best possible reason to separate eggs.
 (Skittlemcfluff ......................, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post BECAUSE THEY ARE RACIST.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing! Such a clever idea.

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh Pachelbel's Canon

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post But...
isn't it much easier just to use the two halves of the empty shell to sort-of decant the white? That's the way I've been doing it for the last 30 years or so...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post But
I don't want my egg yolks tasting of Chinese Coke
 (Smale is stuffed, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure Chinese water bottles will work just as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)