I've been doing it wrong...
How to open a banana.
Not funny, just useful.
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 6:13,
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That reminds me of
This!
We can all now sleep better at night ;)
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Darklord, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 7:30,
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evil fruit
foul things should never be eaten anyway
/controversial
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:01,
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/true
bananas are the devil's cocks. Horrid, yellow, other-food-polluting bastards that they are.
And they give me agonising indigestion. I mean real, doubled over, tears-in-the-eyes, wailing like a small child agony, too.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:20,
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it's the smell
oh dear spaghettimonster, the smell
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:47,
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no no
bananas are nice, full of potassium that gives you a cleaner & longer-lasting lift than a cup of coffee. Though coffee AND banana is yum.
I feel sorry that you have allergy to banana though, there's nothing you can do about that unfortunately! I have allergy to apple, it gives me the same pains you decribe, which is a shame as I used to like apples.
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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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Allergy
Possibly you are allergic to them?
And if you are allergic to bananas, you may very likely be allergic to latex as well. Just a cautionary note.
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nice eagle on your tshirt ,,,
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:05,
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This is actually how monkeys and apes do it
In my opinion, the evil things should be left for the monkeys and apes
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Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:44,
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Oh but gorillas...
split it down the side and eat it like a sandwich.
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It's called the "bananus"
No, really. Or so I've heard. Not that I've ever tried this. It's witchcraft. If I'm feeling particularly brave I'll attempt it with my one remaining 'nana.
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I think the correct term
I think the correct term is NARRNURR.
Banananananana is too f******g hard to spell.
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Chinese people
all open bananas that way. I was outraged at first but after trying it - seems they're right. As usual. I've been trying to work out if it's all orientals or not - seems the Japanese do it too but the Philippino dude next door pulls the stem.
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blimey
this will change my life. Given that I generally have a banana at breakfast time when I am far too sleepy to coordinate my hands properly, this easier method is welcome.
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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 0:44,
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WITCHCRAFT!!!
If you do this your immortal soul will be in grave peril.
Monkeys don't go to heaven.
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Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 7:39,
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Shhhh!
That could stop this from working so well!
www.b3ta.com/questions/foodsabotage/post249354
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 0:15,
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Who genuinely...
...has to bite the stem of a banana to get it to open the conventional way?!
Plus, with this way you have to pick off the horrible bit on the end of the banana and put it somewhere, whereas normally it's left safe in the bottom of the banana skin if you use the regular peeling method.
Also, monkeys stick their fingers up each other's arses, should we really be taking food preparation tips off of them?
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