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This is a link post Judge's remarks during Max 'Nonce' Clifford's sentencing.
It really does make depressing but also great reading. Judge gets 1,000,000 internet points for section 19. Fucking awesome!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't become highly successful at PR with remorse

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post if max has lied about his past and all that he has done and now been found guilty of
what about all the peoples careers he has saved or helped to push under? surely there must be some review of these now that he has been legaly proven to be a liar and a sexfiend
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he'd score quite highly on the psycopath test
not only does he show no remorse but he appears to not understand what the whole fuss is about
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I think so.
Sections 22 - 24 is especially disgusting.
 (felixcoen, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post it's hard not to wish extreme violence on him

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry, his fellow inmates will take care of that.

(felixcoen, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the favourite two arguments of the Daily Mail:
1) Nonces? Cut their balls off and string 'em up, it's the only language they understand.
2) Bloody Islamics and their 'Sharia Law'. Barbarians. Not like the rule of law we have in Blighty...
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
they both cause and cure cancer too.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 'appears to not understand what the whole fuss is about'
^exactly this
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post He really is a shit.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 2 May 2014, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post As said above ^
I've met quite a few PR people through work and meeting friend's friends.
They never appear genuine. I could never tell if they were still 'on' and
doing what they do at work.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an 'industry' with mendaciousness at its very core
You can't be successful at PR and also be a nice person who considers personal morals when crafting nice public personas for equally horrid capitalists and slave driving corporations. You have to be a cunt. None of the character revelations in the Clifford case surprise me in the slightest.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:11, Reply)
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for the sake of economy, 'mendacity', i implore you!
 (itilliterate, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I like mendaciousness
Mendacity sounds like a boring piece of software
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the software the criminals use in CSI
Distort!
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Google pronounces it like it's a lot of fun!
www.google.co.uk/search?q=mendacity
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEnA29wK7uM
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Horrid capitalists you say?
www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news&issue=1365
 (felixcoen, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the mask of sanity

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post What about barristers?
They are paid to put the point if view of the worst in society and you aren't monstering them.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree in part
But everyone has the right to a defence, however monstrous. I would argue that (some) lawyers are in effect a necessary evil. I'd rather live in a society without PR workers.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:28, Reply)
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to be honest they are rather insipid and pernicious too
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 2 May 2014, 18:27, Reply)
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section 51 uses incorrect homophone. illiterate twat.
 (itilliterate, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Bring back hanging!

(felixcoen, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that screamed out at me too.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Possible one in paragraph 53 too.
I suspect he meant 'elusive' rather than 'illusive'.

Cue the appeal based on spelling errors in the sentencing...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:20, Reply)
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agreed, that's defo an error. was this guy using voice recognition software? it's near enough another homophone. but i think not. i found reading it a bit of a chore as it was stylistically poor in places, and in the past i've read a lot of dry and formal legalese, but this came across as undergraduate level legalese, not that of a fucking judge.
 (itilliterate, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post probably dictating?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:09, Reply)
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yeah, i could see that being quite likely, and believing that spell and grammar check equates with proofreading.
 (itilliterate, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post why do you so rarely use the uneditable subject line?
and did you manage to grasp the concept that was trying to be communicated? (regardless of spelling and grammar)
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Uneditable innit.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post if that were true there's no way way i'd call out illiterate for being a cunt in one.
oops.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post way

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post stop being a meanie...
HIYA. It was s stylistic decision and when taken I was unaware that it was uneditable.
 (itilliterate, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hey i'm only kidding
but what about the grasping of concepts bit?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:12, Reply)
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I already countered that other thing. Which was an edit, which I get the feeling irritates you.
 (itilliterate, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post only when the edit occurs after a reply
which can change the perceived context of said reply. seems pretty reasonable to me.
edit: note how i highlight this edit. it signifies to other readers that my original post has been altered. to get personal: it's about honesty and integrity for me. you choose your own path, nay bother.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:14, Reply)
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In my defence my reply was simply 'oh'. When I began the edit your reply was not up. I didn't change any meaning, just added something that addressed a point you made that I disagreed with. As for honesty and integrity that's a bit harsh. I deleted a reply once and then copied and pasted it to a comment in the same thread which it was more relevant to. I have never deleted any other comments, and that includes stuff that was epic mental tantrums that made me cringe when I re-read sober.
 (itilliterate, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post cool beans
your post edit changed the perceived context (and humorous hilarity) of my reply tho. jus' sayin'
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS you two go get a room or some hedge porn or or or erm what comes next ?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 2 May 2014, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post you?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post me?

(itilliterate, Sat 3 May 2014, 0:09, Reply)
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there is an undeclared edit, right there. initially there was a headline, now there is more. i call hypocrite.
 (itilliterate, Sat 3 May 2014, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's political correctness gone mad
That's what it is. Innit?
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing to see here
maxclifford.com/

That was quick!

On a side note - I wish all things in the news had such succinct PDF's attached.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Once reality sets in
I wonder if he'll out more lol, the weasely cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post This site cannot be found.
ha!
edit: wow! what money can buy. this doesn't just happen. this was prepared for, planned and somewhat expected. AND MOST DEFINITELY PAID FOR. see also: twitter. i don't do faeces book but would be curious to know what is happening there... let's see just how good a pr man is at managing the media, eh? til he runs out of money, anyway. til then access to the memory hole is no doubt assured.
ps - legal aid reforms
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL44A90BDAADCD1E01

The internet is being EATEN

hehe

Edit, dailymotion, liveleak and allsorts now 'missing' impressive.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah found it too :)
cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Man lies to young women to get sex from them
shocked...
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post well if he was bragging about how big he was then yes shock and then giggles

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 2 May 2014, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Q: Is it possible to set up Kickstarters...
...for the purpose of having someone 'offed' inside?
 (The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 2 May 2014, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Just looked at his Wikipedia Page
Born: Kingston upon Thames, Surrey,
Residence: HM Prison Wandsworth

Made me chortle
 (Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Fri 2 May 2014, 23:49, Reply)