The passing of Prof Hawking reminds me of one of the best things I ever read on QOTW (back when people bothered to write fun stuff there).
Well, it always made me laugh anyhow.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 8:21,
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That's great
but even better you've reminded me of the Martine McCutcheon story below it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 9:16,
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I also went back to look that one up.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 9:35,
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Fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: This is a classic!!!!!
I heard the same joke back in the 90s except it's Bill Gates waiting for a plane. When I told it to my Dad, he said, "ah yeah, we had the same joke when I was a kid, except it was Rockefeller."
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 14:59,
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Joke was funnier when Tommy Cooper did it
and said he'd never seen the guy before in his life after pocketing £100 to say that he knew him 5 mins earlier.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 18:44,
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it's good
seems like b3ta is dead now. In chat especially, toxic bunch of cunts down to the last man
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QOTW used to be the funniest bit of the site.
Shortage of original questions and massive amount of nobs just ruined it.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 11:00,
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yes and no
placves like Reddit took over.
There was a few years where it was in as tate of nirvana though - like 10 / 15 pages of stuff by the end of Sunday ..
Most the first 3-4 pages would be variations of "First"
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I was never really aware of it until I met someone who thought B3ta was QOTW
Just seemed like a load of made up fantasy cobblers to me.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 17:11,
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shut up, you fucking whiny prick
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 14:37,
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you stormed into "chat" with a ballistic missile full of inane bullshit of no interest to anyone
and got treated accordingly. This is a comedy website, not mumsnet.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 14:45,
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Sadly
Mumsnet is more vicious, more sweary, more toilet humour and occasionally funnier than B3ta atm.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Mar 2018, 17:10,
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^Still upset.
Fuck off back to mumsnet you whiney bedwetting shitcunt.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 15 Mar 2018, 15:13,
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Is this the new super secret forum?
Oh boy!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 17:29,
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Good thing none of them are sensitive to criticism
Otherwise this thread would look like a fucking dumpster fire by now.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 17:38,
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Well, first I start by asking your ASL and then you take your clothes off
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 22:59,
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