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This is a link post Where is the North/South/Midlands? I made this!
You can help find out by filling in this form and sharing with a load of people!
Reckon if I get a thousand or so responses I can make a pretty good map.
Currently at 43.
North or South


 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Easy. Anything north of Northampton is 'The North'. Anything south of Southampton is 'The South'. Anything between is 'The Midlands'.

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post So just the Isle of Wight then?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post And Cornwall
And a good chunk of Devon and Dorset
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Anything past edgeware and you've basically got a ferret down your trousers
I wouldn't even go to Watford unless I've had my shots and carrying plenty of bottled water
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I get a nosebleed when I go further than Zone 4
Fucking provinces. Urgh.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Zone 4?!
Only if one were to find oneself unfortunately impecunious.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work.
Soon we'll get these idiots handing over everything - just have to ask for things in separate "surveys".
Mother's maiden names next.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to put a "completely anonymous" disclaimer but thought it was a bit redundant
Maybe I should specify "first half of postcode" as that's fine
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Margaret Trousertron!
Next question please.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is this difficult to answer?
Presumably you just pick the most northerly and southerly latitudes of the mainland of England and apportion into thirds.

Or is there some convoluted method involving equally proportional areas of the mainland less rivers, lakes and any areas under foreign ownership?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post but it's thicker at the bottom

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Draw a rectangle centered on the vertical middle of the country, touching the border with Scotland at the top and the Southern coast at the bottom.
Divide this into thirds and use the boundary between the middle third and its neighbours as where north and south start/end, job done.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s difficult because Nottingham is as far north as the south goes.
And Leicester is as far south as the north goes.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Addenda, the borders will be delineated by a continuous low wall that may have to pass through homes, gardens etc

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
‘The North’ is everything north of the South Downs Way.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I refuse to use Google
so for that reason, I'm out.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The south starts at Macclesfield

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Which way does it go from there?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post South

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite easy to input nonsense into your form btw.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post of course
go ahead and write your nonsense, have a chuckle, I will delete it but if that's how you like to spend your time then who am i to stop you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:55, Reply)