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This is a link post Bit of Nominative Determinism for you :)
Was a running joke in the letters page of The Guardian a while back, here's a wiki with a few more - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone posted his one last week
snipurl.com/26dvgv
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, excellent :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The list of examples on the Wiki page is great.
Cardinal Sin! hahahahahahaha
 (ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm changing my daughter's name
to 'Worldsrichestwoman'.
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha fucking hell!
J.W. Splatt and D. Weedon, urologists who published several papers on incontinence together.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha yeah that made me chuckle also :)
Not nominative determinism, but here at Aber we also have a Dr. Death, shame he doesn't do research into the politics of Mutually Assured Destruction or something ha! www.aber.ac.uk/en/interpol/staff/academic/crd/
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a link post IMMORTAL DOG!

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post it may be because i've hit the ginger wine early but
that gave me a serious number of amusement units. at least 5 AUs. edit: mr slapdash do you fancy doing a tune? i've been thinking about a tune with 8 or 16 bars from a whole bunch of dudes and your presence on the track would be tasty. you keen?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hell yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post SWEET!
will noise you ip soon. i've run out of wine. time for bongs and a trip to the bottle shop!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
i wonder if they offer a similar service for fish
 (I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This was in teh newsletter about a year ago
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue434/

Nice to be reminded of it though, loved it then and love it still :D
 (Roxon, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
This is a link post Star Trek: Deep Space Nine love song I made this!
There was a time when I was slightly obsessed with DS9...
(Level24hiSpeed, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more defiant

(chocolatelemming, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
This is a link post Man with amusing accent has a disobedient dog. NSFW
Ronseal. NSFW for swears.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely that has to be a fake accent
either way it needs autotuning as it's brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ahm gonna be tawlking like tha' awl day naw.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Feels less like "disobedient"
and more like "no freaking idea what his owner is saying". What an awesome accent!
 (Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Sheriff J.W. Pepper
Reminds me of this guy:

uk.stars.ign.com/dor/objects/14228356/sheriff-jw-pepper/images/hick-sheriff-20080114051730189.html?classid=-1&page=mediaFull
 (RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)
This is a link post evil dr hip hop
a stunningly decent uk hip hop tune. i rap fast but this is just mental. there were some posts a few weeks ago about fast rapping but i reckon this is the fastest rapping i've ever heard. it sounds beautiful too!
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The chorus reminds me of BoneThugzandHarmony...ewww
As in nice and melodic with no real understanding of what the hell they're saying.
 (unreliablemonkeybutler, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This is a link post Heartbeats 120 I made this!
Very rough draft of the first track in a potential four-track EP loosely based on heartbeats. My first play with Reason in two years and it's beginning to sound ok for ninety mins work. The drums need cutting up and rearranging more and there's shitloads to do with the arrangement, but any suggestions or comments gratefully accepted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a link post the story of robert, an errr... tyre
search is fuckled so i havent a scooby if this has been up already.
 (I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that does look great.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post it looks reeeeal special

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I really want to see it
but will have to be on DVD. Sadly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)
This is a link post Mock-ups of Street Fighter done in 3D

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)
This is a link post 24 Hour Panel People - today from Midday
A 24 hour Panel show, hosted by David Walliams. Starting at Midday. I shall be watching. WILL YOU? PROBABLY NOT. GOD YOU DISGUST ME.
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This is a normal post I might
watch the Lionel Blair/Una Stubbs Give us a Clue comeback!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Give Us A Clue certainly provided many memorable moment as the players performed against a strict time limit. We particular recall one very early show when Una Stubbs scored maximum points after the teams took only a few seconds to recognise her Fanny By Gaslight.

The experts expert on Give Us A Clue, was Lionel Blair. Who can ever forget opposing team captain Una Stubbs sitting open mouthed as he tried to pull off Twelve Angry Men in under two minutes!
 (Lord Custard, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
This is a link post Investigating personal space (KLM ad)

(Km, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind the poor sods in Economy.
They are used to a lack of "personal space" :-).
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post My top tip for personal space on a flight is ALWAYS book a seat on the crappiest arab airline.
Not even the locals want to use/bomb the airline and there are always spare seats to spread out on. And they are really cheap.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Good tip...
mine would be

a) Fly aeroflot, or similar, their safety record is so poor even Russians try to fly anything else.

If personal space is such a big issue buy your own plane...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 3:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The ad men missed a trick there I feel...
Urinals, goddamnit, URINALS!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm entirely uninterested in what business people want.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Masters of the spinniverse
Isn't this just a clever way of spinning the fact that their planes are half-empty because no-one can afford to fly business class any more?
 (Lord Tredegar, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post load of bollox
the experimentings wot woz dun long time back, before interwebz n all, it verily did show, that 'tis all relative, like. So, when, like, there be eeps n epps ov peoples, den u, like, have a rather much smaller personal space. So, people are more comfortable being close to others on planes (or in lifts, for example) than they would be in a large open waiting area WITH NO OTHER PEOPLE AROUND, innit?

They do try to make themselves look ever so clever, but do seem ever so ignorant. They insult their audience, and expect their audience to give them money? This isn't communist Russia, m'dears.

Fuck yeah.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post CHARLIE SHEEN - RADICAL PEOPLE I made this!
not my best work but hay ho
(pi bennett, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)
This is a link post Banjo and Buddy
Morning! Dawwwwww.....
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "Learn from animals?"
The cat was only tolerating the raccoon when the raccoon wasn't chewing on the poor thing.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe we should all be more tolerant
of things chewing on us? World might be a better place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i think it's more along the lines of "it's not rape if it's caught on tape"

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is why I film EVERYTHING
just in case Socky.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)
This is a link post Cheer up!
This has been my earworm for days. Now it can be yours.

Loud would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, blow me
over with a feather and call me Rodger.

Is that Julian Cary, sticks in hand, beating away up the back there?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Show us your fuzzbox

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 3:29, Reply)
This is a normal post i met the lovely Vicki a couple o years ago
at one of Dr When's bashes.

She was still gorgeous and was a lovely person and happy to chat to saddoes like me
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to start going to Dr When's bashes.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post Stuff to do
Bit London-centric, but the London Miles Gallery is open today from 12-4 if you're stuck for something to do. They aren't normally open on weekends but they very kindly said they'd be there if I wanted to go, I said I'd try and get more people to turn up so it's not just me they are opening for. Lowbrow art stuff.
Pens and needles is the current exhibition and it features in part a friend of mine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo that looks good!
Have a nice time. :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)
This is a link post my dad in America I made this!
My old man acting the goat in the U S of A
(xwoody01, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 6:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
it went on a bit though... why was that house like that?
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
It was an abandoned hurricane house.
 (xwoody01, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)
This is a link post Your Keyboard is now Daft Punk
ronald
 (mutters mutters, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 6:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome, thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
:-)
 (mutters mutters, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post OH MY GOD

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
This is a link post The Mitchells in younger days
they had hats and beards! and they got up to all sorts of naughty things.
 (I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post shakin stevens was on that mother!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfo7xRziOmM
 (irongibbon shaolin butter finger, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 6:29, Reply)
This is a normal post my god!
this woman is bleeding she needs medical help
 (irongibbon shaolin butter finger, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 5:44, Reply)
This is a normal post like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KsPZ1f7MDs
 (irongibbon shaolin butter finger, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 5:48, Reply)
This is a normal post NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
NO!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post So
Where does the blood actually come from?
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Satan

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post love this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT3aAjUbT5M
 (I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They sterilise mongs don't they?
Just sayin, like.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

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