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This is a link post Bit of Nominative Determinism for you :)
Was a running joke in the letters page of The Guardian a while back, here's a wiki with a few more - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism
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This is a normal post Someone posted his one last week
snipurl.com/26dvgv
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This is a normal post Ha, excellent :)

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This is a normal post The list of examples on the Wiki page is great.
Cardinal Sin! hahahahahahaha
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This is a normal post I'm changing my daughter's name
to 'Worldsrichestwoman'.
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This is a normal post hahaha fucking hell!
J.W. Splatt and D. Weedon, urologists who published several papers on incontinence together.
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This is a normal post Ha yeah that made me chuckle also :)
Not nominative determinism, but here at Aber we also have a Dr. Death, shame he doesn't do research into the politics of Mutually Assured Destruction or something ha! www.aber.ac.uk/en/interpol/staff/academic/crd/
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This is a link post IMMORTAL DOG!

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This is a normal post it may be because i've hit the ginger wine early but
that gave me a serious number of amusement units. at least 5 AUs. edit: mr slapdash do you fancy doing a tune? i've been thinking about a tune with 8 or 16 bars from a whole bunch of dudes and your presence on the track would be tasty. you keen?
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This is a normal post hell yeah

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This is a normal post SWEET!
will noise you ip soon. i've run out of wine. time for bongs and a trip to the bottle shop!
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This is a normal post haha
i wonder if they offer a similar service for fish
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This is a normal post This was in teh newsletter about a year ago
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue434/

Nice to be reminded of it though, loved it then and love it still :D
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This is a link post Star Trek: Deep Space Nine love song I made this!
There was a time when I was slightly obsessed with DS9...
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This is a normal post needs more defiant

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This is a link post Man with amusing accent has a disobedient dog. NSFW
Ronseal. NSFW for swears.
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This is a normal post Surely that has to be a fake accent
either way it needs autotuning as it's brilliant.
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This is a normal post ahm gonna be tawlking like tha' awl day naw.

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This is a normal post Feels less like "disobedient"
and more like "no freaking idea what his owner is saying". What an awesome accent!
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This is a normal post Sheriff J.W. Pepper
Reminds me of this guy:

uk.stars.ign.com/dor/objects/14228356/sheriff-jw-pepper/images/hick-sheriff-20080114051730189.html?classid=-1&page=mediaFull
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This is a link post evil dr hip hop
a stunningly decent uk hip hop tune. i rap fast but this is just mental. there were some posts a few weeks ago about fast rapping but i reckon this is the fastest rapping i've ever heard. it sounds beautiful too!
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This is a normal post The chorus reminds me of BoneThugzandHarmony...ewww
As in nice and melodic with no real understanding of what the hell they're saying.
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This is a link post Heartbeats 120 I made this!
Very rough draft of the first track in a potential four-track EP loosely based on heartbeats. My first play with Reason in two years and it's beginning to sound ok for ninety mins work. The drums need cutting up and rearranging more and there's shitloads to do with the arrangement, but any suggestions or comments gratefully accepted.
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This is a link post the story of robert, an errr... tyre
search is fuckled so i havent a scooby if this has been up already.
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This is a normal post Now that does look great.

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This is a normal post it looks reeeeal special

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This is a normal post I really want to see it
but will have to be on DVD. Sadly.
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This is a link post Mock-ups of Street Fighter done in 3D

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This is a link post 24 Hour Panel People - today from Midday
A 24 hour Panel show, hosted by David Walliams. Starting at Midday. I shall be watching. WILL YOU? PROBABLY NOT. GOD YOU DISGUST ME.
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This is a normal post I might
watch the Lionel Blair/Una Stubbs Give us a Clue comeback!
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Give Us A Clue certainly provided many memorable moment as the players performed against a strict time limit. We particular recall one very early show when Una Stubbs scored maximum points after the teams took only a few seconds to recognise her Fanny By Gaslight.

The experts expert on Give Us A Clue, was Lionel Blair. Who can ever forget opposing team captain Una Stubbs sitting open mouthed as he tried to pull off Twelve Angry Men in under two minutes!
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This is a normal post Never mind the poor sods in Economy.
They are used to a lack of "personal space" :-).
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This is a normal post My top tip for personal space on a flight is ALWAYS book a seat on the crappiest arab airline.
Not even the locals want to use/bomb the airline and there are always spare seats to spread out on. And they are really cheap.
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This is a normal post Good tip...
mine would be

a) Fly aeroflot, or similar, their safety record is so poor even Russians try to fly anything else.

If personal space is such a big issue buy your own plane...
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This is a normal post The ad men missed a trick there I feel...
Urinals, goddamnit, URINALS!!!!
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This is a normal post i'm entirely uninterested in what business people want.

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This is a normal post Masters of the spinniverse
Isn't this just a clever way of spinning the fact that their planes are half-empty because no-one can afford to fly business class any more?
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This is a normal post load of bollox
the experimentings wot woz dun long time back, before interwebz n all, it verily did show, that 'tis all relative, like. So, when, like, there be eeps n epps ov peoples, den u, like, have a rather much smaller personal space. So, people are more comfortable being close to others on planes (or in lifts, for example) than they would be in a large open waiting area WITH NO OTHER PEOPLE AROUND, innit?

They do try to make themselves look ever so clever, but do seem ever so ignorant. They insult their audience, and expect their audience to give them money? This isn't communist Russia, m'dears.

Fuck yeah.
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This is a link post CHARLIE SHEEN - RADICAL PEOPLE I made this!
not my best work but hay ho
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This is a link post Banjo and Buddy
Morning! Dawwwwww.....
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This is a normal post "Learn from animals?"
The cat was only tolerating the raccoon when the raccoon wasn't chewing on the poor thing.
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This is a normal post Maybe we should all be more tolerant
of things chewing on us? World might be a better place.
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This is a normal post i think it's more along the lines of "it's not rape if it's caught on tape"

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This is a normal post Which is why I film EVERYTHING
just in case Socky.
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This is a normal post :D

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This is a link post Cheer up!
This has been my earworm for days. Now it can be yours.

Loud would be good.
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This is a normal post Well, blow me
over with a feather and call me Rodger.

Is that Julian Cary, sticks in hand, beating away up the back there?
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This is a normal post Show us your fuzzbox

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This is a normal post i met the lovely Vicki a couple o years ago
at one of Dr When's bashes.

She was still gorgeous and was a lovely person and happy to chat to saddoes like me
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This is a normal post I'm going to start going to Dr When's bashes.

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This is a link post Stuff to do
Bit London-centric, but the London Miles Gallery is open today from 12-4 if you're stuck for something to do. They aren't normally open on weekends but they very kindly said they'd be there if I wanted to go, I said I'd try and get more people to turn up so it's not just me they are opening for. Lowbrow art stuff.
Pens and needles is the current exhibition and it features in part a friend of mine.
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This is a normal post Ooo that looks good!
Have a nice time. :-)
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This is a link post my dad in America I made this!
My old man acting the goat in the U S of A
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This is a normal post hahahaha
it went on a bit though... why was that house like that?
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This is a normal post Yup
It was an abandoned hurricane house.
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This is a link post Your Keyboard is now Daft Punk
ronald
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This is a normal post Awesome, thanks!

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This is a normal post
:-)
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This is a normal post OH MY GOD

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This is a link post The Mitchells in younger days
they had hats and beards! and they got up to all sorts of naughty things.
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This is a normal post shakin stevens was on that mother!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfo7xRziOmM
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This is a normal post my god!
this woman is bleeding she needs medical help
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This is a normal post like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KsPZ1f7MDs
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This is a normal post NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
NO!
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This is a normal post So
Where does the blood actually come from?
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This is a normal post Satan

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This is a normal post love this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT3aAjUbT5M
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This is a normal post They sterilise mongs don't they?
Just sayin, like.
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