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This is a link post Zimmer Frame I made this!
Low budget Inception meets Line of Duty
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 15 May 2019, 12:28, Reply)
This is a link post b3ta employee gets job as train announcer...
Which one of you etc....
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 15 May 2019, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Mudchute is a new one for me.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 15 May 2019, 16:41, Reply)
This is a link post Mysterious crop circles, sorry, cock circles, appearing around Melbourne

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 May 2019, 3:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I was in Preston, a few days back,
but I don't remember carving a giant dick on anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 15 May 2019, 3:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Binge drinking while gardening
can do that to anyone.
No need to be be ashamed.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 15 May 2019, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Anything to do with Funny Name Corner man's campaign?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 15 May 2019, 5:22, Reply)
This is a normal post My RSS feed only shows articles about cock
I just get these and news stories about Nigel Farage
Zing! Now THAT'S political satire! I should be on a panel show with punchlines like that
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 May 2019, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Luckily for you any imminent apocalypse is probably going to involve a bit of a cock-up
Or Nigel.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 15 May 2019, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ALIENS!

(suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 15 May 2019, 12:59, Reply)
This is a link post Farewell then, Tim Conway...

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 15 May 2019, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Dancing a merengue
youtu.be/3qqE_WmagjY
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 15 May 2019, 1:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
On a related note, I broke a molar right down the the root last night. It fucking hurts.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 15 May 2019, 10:01, Reply)
This is a link post Cue Yakety Sax up
The Gif that keeps giving.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 14 May 2019, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Never ending circular joy!
Unless you're that last bloke.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 15 May 2019, 3:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Reminded me of this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ldalpCTXHU
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 15 May 2019, 21:58, Reply)
This is a link post Captain Disillusion explains graphical resolution

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 14 May 2019, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post what a twat

(ozof, Wed 15 May 2019, 3:26, Reply)
This is a link post "I Am The Scammer" - Chat With A Friendly Phone Scammer I made this!
I had a call from a scammer trying to get me to allow him access to my computer. I went along with it to waste his time, I said my computer kept crashing cos of all the malware I'd installed because I'd been scammed so many times, he eventually picked up on my sarcasm and, sort of, confessed to the scam, and we had a nice chat
(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Tue 14 May 2019, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post didn''t listen to it all
did you ask the fucking cunt how he could sleep at night and wish cancer upon him?
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 14 May 2019, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 14 May 2019, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 15 May 2019, 0:24, Reply)
This is a link post Big Clive destroying a tight black pussy

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 14 May 2019, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post that is filthy NSFW!

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 14 May 2019, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointingly low effort pun from an otherwise splendid bloke.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 14 May 2019, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
Couldn't be bothered watching all 14 minutes. What the hell is that thing?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 14 May 2019, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure it's a critter

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 May 2019, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Crappy power bank

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 15 May 2019, 17:48, Reply)
This is a link post grapes and how they make plasma

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 14 May 2019, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I found this far more interesting
than I should have.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 14 May 2019, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
^ This
 (Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 15 May 2019, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Neat trick!
Will try that at home.
*Klik*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 14 May 2019, 16:04, Reply)
This is a link post Funny name corner
Local senate candidate. Seems like a decent bloke, hopefully picks up a few votes from the fnarr fnarr demographic
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 May 2019, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This was my kids teacher
https://www.linkedin.com/in/anne-orange-3a964b8a/
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Tue 14 May 2019, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope she taught your kid or kids about apostrophes.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 14 May 2019, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the crux of the biscuit

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 May 2019, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you forgot the commas
"I hope she taught your kid, or kids, about apostrophes."
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Tue 14 May 2019, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I know you forgot the necessary full stop at the end of your sentence in the subject line.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 14 May 2019, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought this kind of full stop is the old man's passive aggressive emoji.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 14 May 2019, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Its spelt "kidz

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 14 May 2019, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Beanz Meanz Heinz

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 14 May 2019, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post "Don't be a Dick, elect one"
class
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 May 2019, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
http://www.kuckmechanical.com/about
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 14 May 2019, 15:18, Reply)
This is a link post Just rediscovered my old band from c.10 years ago I made this!
Still only 44 views on Youtube, fair to say our (tiny) back-catalog remains undiscovered.

Punkish, rockish...
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 14 May 2019, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that

(Sherbs, Wed 15 May 2019, 9:25, Reply)
This is a link post Trap streets
Don't try to visit Sandy Island, New Caledonia.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 14 May 2019, 6:15, Reply)
This is a normal post even better are the names of the cartographers
hidden in plain sight in the cliffs on the Isle of Wight OS 1:50k

edit: here we go: www.paulplowman.com/stuff/isle-of-wight-map-hidden-names/
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 May 2019, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
I wonder if anyone has done the antithesis, such as writing their name in farm buildings or blocks of flats?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 14 May 2019, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post They was good

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 14 May 2019, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "Lighnunchucks" doesn't quite sound right.
See also:
Lightcutlass
Lighsickle
Lightmorningstar
Lightblowgun
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 14 May 2019, 15:32, Reply)
This is a link post It was one of the most genuinely disturbing political events I’ve ever attended. And Westminster ought to be shit-scared.
Grauniad article by John Crace...who I think is a writer worth reading
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 13 May 2019, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't surprise me, the clue is Yorkshire.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 13 May 2019, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Greg Stillson mk3

(97800, Mon 13 May 2019, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You're thinking of Jim Crace.
This guy's ludicrous. Widdecombe's a 'piss poor panto act on reality TV' but OH NOES this is THE MOST TERRIFYING EVENT EVAH.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 14 May 2019, 5:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You're thinking of young Mr Grace.
I'm thinking of John Crace
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 14 May 2019, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post JIm Crace
is a famous author, as you prob know. I'm convinced that the Guradina editor thinks he hired the famous author, which is how John Crace got a job he's manifestly unsuited for.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 14 May 2019, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post is that the one who also writes about how miserable his middle class life is and his reliance on medication and therapy
whilst patting himself on the back for having kicked that old smack habit?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 14 May 2019, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, the perfect Guardianista
He's never been near heroin, of course. But bitch gotta write about somethin.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 14 May 2019, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post well at least he isn't married to michael gove

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 14 May 2019, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Seamless segue
Into another British journalist!

Leaps and bounds from your signature "oh dear" followed by a succession of baffling non sequiturs. We'll make an opponent of you yet...
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 14 May 2019, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post en garde!
your father stands on stilts and your mother has a coat hanger for a mouth!
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 14 May 2019, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post PEAS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 15 May 2019, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but the links to the ever insightful and always hilarious xkcd comic strips are never tedious.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 14 May 2019, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
vimeo.com/333760404
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 15 May 2019, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
And Tim Dowling?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 14 May 2019, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ.
The comments section is painfully wishy-washy. Precisely the kind of wet blanket twats I'd expect to read the Grauniad.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 14 May 2019, 6:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed about the btl
but a bit dismissive Mr P.?
Or should I say ...Mr JOHN LESLIE!
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 14 May 2019, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankfully, male pattern baldness and a dash of facial hair has removed any prior likeness to big JL
You could argue that I still look a bit like a sex offender, though...
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 14 May 2019, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post No other sizes of this image found.

Possible related search: statue

so no GIS results, so to speak
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 14 May 2019, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post BTL?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 14 May 2019, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
I understand it to mean 'below the line'
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 14 May 2019, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like another meaningless thing from the US.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 14 May 2019, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post They censor
anything that undermines their carefully cultivated strain of Oxbridge liberal hand-wringing.
 (stubhuman, Tue 14 May 2019, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone prepared to vote for a party without a manifesto
deserves a particularly cold winter
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 May 2019, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you really so naive that you set store by political manifestos?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 14 May 2019, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Northern cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 14 May 2019, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Lib Dems, Greens and Change
sort yourselves out and drop your competing candidates in all Euro seats please or we are going to be sending even bigger embarrassments to Brussels than Farage.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 14 May 2019, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post At least Luther Vandross is unlikely to say anything that would sour relations further

(97800, Tue 14 May 2019, 19:39, Reply)
This is a link post Blocked Drain 172
Quite liked this one as it sounds like my Mini getting going. Seems like anything can be cured by a high pressure water hose apart from my car. Other episodes have lots of poo and unspeakable gunge which is hypnotic and cleansing to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 13 May 2019, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Putting golf balls in the gas tank of your Mini is probably not a good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 13 May 2019, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The pimple popping vids not doing it for you anymore?
It's a slippery slope, one day it's drain cleaning, soon you'll be on to Veronica Moser.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 14 May 2019, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a slippery slope.
As the actress. ..... More into hair plucking TBH. So satisfying to get some of those shoulder buggers out with the big roots. Cleansing and relaxing. Nurse says it's time for bed now.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 14 May 2019, 0:30, Reply)
This is a link post Energetic Thomson's gazelle
on Twitter
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 May 2019, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Who doesn't love a good pronk?

(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Mon 13 May 2019, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheetahs

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 14 May 2019, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing acceleration from standing.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 13 May 2019, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post What a pronker

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 14 May 2019, 6:54, Reply)
This is a link post Take your brain to an orchestral dimension
Boing
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 13 May 2019, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 13 May 2019, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That worked out well.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 13 May 2019, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post A few wobbles at the start but wow it turned out great

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 13 May 2019, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post if only there were someone they could look at
giving them some kind of visual clue to help keep in time with one another

they could perhaps be waving some kind of stick
 (meepmeep is, Mon 13 May 2019, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post A small urbane kind of guy.
a metrognome
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 13 May 2019, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *stab*

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 14 May 2019, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
now do spitfire
 (ozof, Tue 14 May 2019, 7:47, Reply)

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