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This is a link post Fuck this shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 28 May 2019, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, don't do that.
I've shattered my elbow. It's not pleasant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 28 May 2019, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ow, good luck bending it when you're 60.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 May 2019, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will probably be the only thing still stiff.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 28 May 2019, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 May 2019, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still better than One Day Like This.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 28 May 2019, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 May 2019, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post It certainly did

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 May 2019, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it looks like a knob, talks like a knob...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 May 2019, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post how many likes will I get if I smash my penis with a hammer while somebody films?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 May 2019, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loads, fucking millions if you livestream it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 May 2019, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post With or without an erection?

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 28 May 2019, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’d be on the “with” count.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 May 2019, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Before or after?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 May 2019, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bono regrets agreeing to be the new face of Viagra

(97800, Tue 28 May 2019, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post he does that a lot
something about his delivery concerns me
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 May 2019, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Manivald
"Manivald, a fox, is turning 33. Overeducated, unemployed and generally uninspired, he lives with his overbearing, retired mother and spends his days learning piano while she makes his coffee and washes his socks."
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 28 May 2019, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post "generally uninspired"

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 28 May 2019, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Sunderland football cub fan executes a nice-looking dive into Trafalgar Sq fountain...
...Shame he didn't realise that the water is only 3 ft deep.

I'm a Magpie fan, so this sort of behavior doesn't surprise me, but others might get some insight into the inner workings of a Mackem mind
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 27 May 2019, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1ft maybe

(97800, Mon 27 May 2019, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The voice of experience.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 27 May 2019, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I don't think he could fit that in those kecks.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 27 May 2019, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more baby bears.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 28 May 2019, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
inner workings Hmm
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 May 2019, 1:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post "ON THE 'EAD MATE"

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 28 May 2019, 7:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope someone stole his clothes

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 28 May 2019, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Next Level Jiggery
After those Matthias Wandel pantorouter vids posted a while back I've been getting well into this stuff.

This guy's technique for 'Double Double Box Joints' has a mind bending look, and his computer-driven jig is pretty bad ass also.

Mind your bubinga fingers.
(Melatonin, Mon 27 May 2019, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting effect.
But it'd have looked better if he'd made the grains go in the same direction. On balance I think I prefer hidden dovetails.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 27 May 2019, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Butt joint and bang some nails through

(97800, Mon 27 May 2019, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a link post How to speak English - word pack 1
So you want to speaking the words good?
(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Mon 27 May 2019, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post This very good at the words.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 28 May 2019, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post MORE!
very good....
 (midnightrambler, Sat 1 Jun 2019, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Lazy wolves
Get up and pose for a T shirt or something
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 27 May 2019, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post the wolf equivalent of responding to a 'protest' on social media

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 27 May 2019, 17:56, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuyVT0H6tTs
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 27 May 2019, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
next step
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 27 May 2019, 20:25, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdcQ6lml8e8
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 27 May 2019, 20:31, , Reply)
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don't have nightmares
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 27 May 2019, 20:48, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y64211sjSko
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 27 May 2019, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently it's a newly discovered subspecies of wolves
named Canis lupus ikeansis because they live in flat packs
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 27 May 2019, 18:53, , Reply)
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 (97800, Mon 27 May 2019, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post You.
Out.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 May 2019, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH DEAR

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 May 2019, 1:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's a timber wolf
*finally gets coat*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 28 May 2019, 8:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post going by the sound I'd say they were timbre wolves

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 28 May 2019, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Soul Train dance contest
Could watch this for hours...
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Mon 27 May 2019, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder who won?

(Sherbs, Mon 27 May 2019, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post My mon3y is on one of those last two couples but I can't tell which one.
My feeling goes to that last one. They were just cooler.
 (chompedhomas, Mon 27 May 2019, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's much better
If you turn the sound off. Looks like something from One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 27 May 2019, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a link post What is a quark?
It's what a posh duck says
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 27 May 2019, 2:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a duck with a Boston accent.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 28 May 2019, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Evolution of Cinema Dinosaurs
(1920-2015)
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 26 May 2019, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That plesiosaur at the end is a right bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 May 2019, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post PAC

(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 27 May 2019, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I like the Plasticine Epoch,
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 27 May 2019, 2:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the play-doh! era smelled far more delicious, which may acount for the lack of evidence of that age?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 27 May 2019, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post *spoiler alert*
They all die at the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 May 2019, 7:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what they want you to believe

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 27 May 2019, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post what? no Gertie?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 27 May 2019, 7:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everything after JP3 looks shit
And I think King Kong (2005) marks a point where Hollywood went fuck it, CG will do everything, to hell with weight, practical effects or cinematography. The newer JP (only saw the first) is fucking awful, visually, ignoring the piss poor movie those visuals live in. The camera goes where it wants, following cartoon characters, whereas in the original, the camera acted like they'd gotten a trained T Rex or whatever loose on set and had figured out ways to shoot it.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 27 May 2019, 8:43, , Reply)
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Well your point about camera movement isn't an issue with CGI so much as crap cinematography and crap direction.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 May 2019, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael "the camera must ALWAYS be moving" Bay

(97800, Mon 27 May 2019, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post *explodes eleventy times from twelvety angles in slow motion*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 27 May 2019, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post From too close

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 May 2019, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post in 3d surround sound whilst being punched in the kidneys by your cinema seat
and sprayed in the face with aromatic sensorama
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 27 May 2019, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post The 1985 Pantomime-Horse one actually looked quite good
Compared to the stop-motion and animatronic ones either side of it!
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 27 May 2019, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post At 1:28
I expected to hear Theresa may talking about brexit
 (strongp, Tue 28 May 2019, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Notable absence
Tammy and the T-Rex
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 29 May 2019, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a link post 5 week old Fennec fox.
Floof!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 26 May 2019, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cute!
While I'm here, am I to assume from the distinct lack of posts on this page that SockCooker's gone on another one of his posting binges?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 26 May 2019, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post to assume makes an ass out of u and me
you are of course entirely correct in your assumptions
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 26 May 2019, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vile thread deleting!
Artifus and I were on a roll, artfully and wittily replying throughout with style and panache and he deleted the lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 May 2019, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post prolly the funniest thread on b3ta ever - lost like tears in the rain

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 27 May 2019, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4 EVA IN R HARTS

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 May 2019, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post *likes own post*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 27 May 2019, 7:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post And yet the mods do nothing

(97800, Mon 27 May 2019, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I missed so much

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 May 2019, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know anything about him
but he seems to be awfully cross. I just hope everything's OK at home.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 27 May 2019, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's more of a spree than a binge.
But you have to respect the man. He lived in Japan and knows how to use HTML and google. Also several regimes and James Corden have asked his advice on how to delete unfavourable online threads.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 27 May 2019, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post THREAD DELETION IS CENSORSHIP.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 May 2019, 3:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post He ABHORS censorship.
Which is why he has me on ignore.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 May 2019, 7:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never really understood 'ignore' or used it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 May 2019, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like the mute button on your TV remote, just more targeted.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 May 2019, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw293U8kdZ0
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 27 May 2019, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Channel
"Growing little ones for Jesus"
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 May 2019, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVJ-Wlacc-E
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 May 2019, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1lnSi7QWY8
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 May 2019, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 May 2019, 1:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't used one of them for years either.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 May 2019, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. I'm going to go off the grid as soon as I get prepped too.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 28 May 2019, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just adorable.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 26 May 2019, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a link post The Wanker's Song
I'd like to dedicate this link to Fadgebadger.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 26 May 2019, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you want to knock one out over the thought of me, be my guest

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 26 May 2019, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously, why do you "like" all your own posts?
It's a bit self-satisfying, isn't it?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 26 May 2019, 22:30, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMeZCPbM6bA
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 26 May 2019, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a link post I Just Can't Be Happy Today
...'coz the mods hate me.
Damned, Peel, 1979.
I love how Rat Scabies' face fits perfectly around a microphone.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 26 May 2019, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You realise that Rat Scabies is the drummer?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 26 May 2019, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Chris (Rat) owes me three quid for a donna. He reads this sometimes, so maybe...IDK I live in hope.
I have a picture/vid somewhere, with his stupid nose and chin wrapping around a mic. Maybe I'll find it later. Or not. Probably not.
I think it was during "neat neat neat". Maybe. It's on a VHS at the back of my garage. I mean... it's not rare or anything. It's probably on the net somewhere. Drum solo on "Neat Neat Neat" at Rock City, Nottingham... about 1990-something.
He can drum like a bastard, but my God, he's an ugly cunt.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 26 May 2019, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind all that.
Can you get me a go on Patricia Morrison or not?
That's what I want to know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 26 May 2019, 21:39, , Reply)
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You know she's 57, right? Her kid is 16.
I mean...sure... I can ask... er. It's a bit kinda weird. What should I say? "This dude on a website wants a go on you"?
I can prob ask her next week, so let me know what line you think will work.
Here's her kid, Emily.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 26 May 2019, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, yeah.
I assumed it was 1989 still.
I'll pass, thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 May 2019, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You want a go on Patricia's daughter while she's minus 14 years old? You sick fuck

(97800, Mon 27 May 2019, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a link post More Noise
Steven Jesse Bernstein
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 26 May 2019, 17:25, , Reply)

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