BERWYN- Glory (Live at Home for Later... with Jools Holland)
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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 18:15,
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Chinchilla floofyness
Brushing a furball to the sound of acid jazz
Chinchilla loves brushy brushy
Chin-chillling By ompt_gram | IG
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Chinchillas, the sophisticated, organic and sustainable alternative to toilet roll.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 20 Jun 2020, 18:02,
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Chinchillas have teeth
Bog roll doesn’t.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 18:14,
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That's how they grip on the handle.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 20 Jun 2020, 18:18,
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I don’t want any teeth gripping onto my handle after I take a poo.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 18:25,
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Careful now, we'll get profiled as a scat yiffers and reported to Rob.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 20 Jun 2020, 18:30,
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Yes, until Jaz went to live in Dublin.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 22:26,
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I knew someone who kept chinchillas once.
He reckoned he had to lube them up with KY and a cotton bud for breeding purposes. I never talked to him again.
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brb top shit, Sun 21 Jun 2020, 1:39,
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https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Priest
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 17:21,
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You realise you’re glorifying “Breaking the Law” here
And “breaking the law” includes “raping a 12 year old girl”
(Along with “making a copy of Chuckie Egg for my mate on a double tape deck“)
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 17:42,
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I've reported him to Rob, but I've yet to have a reply.
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Tusk knows where you live, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 18:30,
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*Reaction: Scariest Videos on the YouTube* (Content Warning!) 😨 😨 😱 😱
I'm a paranormal expert, so I'm used to seeing some scary stuff - but I wanted to see what YouTube had to offer that was truly disturbing. If you want to see the scariest videos on YouTube but don't want to do it alone - please join me in this journey as I react to some of them!! 😘😘
EDIT: Since posting this video I've been informed that I didn't actually watch "Compilation: The Scariest videos on YouTube", but somehow accidentally watched a video called "Compilation: Best Fails - Try Not To Laugh". Not sure how that happened! I hope that doesn't spoil your enjoyment of the video! Please see my full video apology here: youtu.be/9yDLVolfGVo
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Hopefully people get the joke by now.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 17:37,
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Parents were skinny though, as if they might have oddly functioning pituitary glands or something.
The guy feeding him a chocolate bar though, that's just sick.
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brb top shit, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 16:21,
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Endocrine disorder perhaps?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 20 Jun 2020, 16:28,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Path%C3%A9
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 18:21,
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Three years old
In every way apart from his size he's normal, and in perfect health...
...they don't let him walk yet, his body is too large for his legs.
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Zuowan, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 22:21,
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"Don't Know Why" bass solo
I made this!
Here's some Norah Jones.
Have a little subscribe over there on Youtube...
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Nice
I'm looking forward to getting my bass back at the end of the month.
I'm not as good as you though =)
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bowie
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 15:09,
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That was excellent
There is a lot more info on the YouTube description if you click through as well.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 15:09,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_Davis
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 15:08,
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I don't know what a "tiktok" is
other than something that makes me want to throw my phone at the wall every time I try to watch a youtube video and a "shem" advert pops up first.
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Sockcooker knows all about tik toks
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 13:56,
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Questionable Model
Perhaps not the perfect model to have in your summer house demo shot.
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 9:21,
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Looks like it. It's still got it's fancy lingerie on under the trousers too. Maybe they were stuck for a model during lockdown
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 17:07,
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Music I've made called Stabby Horns
I made this!
Made another beat with pro logic and called it 'Stabby Horns' due to one of the synths being named 'horn stabs' in the project. I could of called it 'Horny Stabs' just to grab peoples attention but felt that was a bit rude and below the innuendo belt. Anyway nothing groundbreaking here just nice to share something with ye all, thanks..
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I deserve this one
In mitigation. I posted late last night and rushed it because of tiredness. I felt like a dick when reading it back earlier also it detracts from what I came here to share with other b3ta members, apologies fellow members, I'll work harder on the spelling and grammar.
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What I love about Etsy is you can get stuff that's distinctive and almost unique.
FBI tracked down white woman who set cop car alight using Etsy
Lore-Elisabeth Blumenthal, 33, faces two counts of felony arson for her role in setting ablaze two Philadelphia Police Department (PPD cars.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 19 Jun 2020, 23:22,
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I'd love to know what the Daily Mail
think their comments section achieves.
It's so repetitive and illiterate that it must sometimes just look like spam to search engines.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 0:19,
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Page impressions.
Who cares if it’s populated by twisted hate-weasels, we’re making out like bandits on the advertising.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 10:26,
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In the past, I believe the argument was that user-generated content meant that your page was more likely to be found in the search engines, thus would lead to more page impressions by having it.
However, now people tend to discuss articles on social media, leaving the sort of comments on this which are anti-semitic bilge, including that triple brackets shite. Exactly the sort of thing you can imagine Google penalising as low quality.
I remember a story last year about them losing 50% of their traffic (it went viral due to their marketing guy posting on a public forum) - I do wonder if they've even considered how this content looks to a machine.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 16:13,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 5:10,
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It sounds like they've got her bang to rights
But eighty years?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 10:29,
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That's the lunacy. Out by a factor of 40 I'd say.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 14:31,
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When will people learn to wear basic clothes that hide any unique birthmarks (or stupid tattoos) while breaking the law?
And when will people learn not to use unique identifying names on the internet? You want a name that's a common phrase or word that will return millions of results before identifying you.
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brb top shit, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 15:20,
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That's a breakneck speed version
Awesome stage invasion at the end though.
I'd love to know why he wanged his tambourine at someone at 1:00 - he looks a bit pissed off about something.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 19 Jun 2020, 23:18,
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"If you watch the show carefully you will notice Terry Hall reacting to a bouncer by throwing a tambourine at him in anger because the bouncer was stopping the kids from invading the stage, It's so great to see this moment captured on television as it spoke volumes about the relationship between the band and their fans."
marcoonthebass.blogspot.com/2009/02/specials-live-on-bbc-show-rock-goes-to.html
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Cheers!
It certainly wasn't what it appeared to be and it's nice to know it wasn't aimed at the audience. I'm not sure how I'd have reacted if I was in the bouncer's position and a tambourine bounced off my head.
"Sorry Mr. Hall - I didn't know that was the signal to let them up on stage"!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 14:57,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Specials
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 7:42,
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Bow Down Babylon
NSFW
I made this!
edit of a speech by Marques Armstrong in the wake of Geroge Floyd's murder
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You can't even spell the poor guy's name right.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 0:05,
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"The horrific murder of George Floyd was nothing less than a public lynching".
Erm, no. George Floyd was a fucking enormous, violent criminal who was being restrained after resisting arrest for theft whilst high on Fentanyl and Speed.
His skin colour absolutely played a role in his death. But more so due to the socio-economic issues that black folk face in America that led to his unfortunate life choices. The Police Officers in question (like fucking shitloads of Police Officers in America) were poorly trained and completely unprepared for dealing with a brute of Floyd's physical stature.
The restraint technique they used was an undoubtedly poor choice, and Floyd absolutely did not deserve to die for trying to buy cigarettes with a fake $20 bill, for being high on drugs, or for any of his previous transgressions. But calling this a 'public lynching' makes you sound just as bad as every other white, privileged middle-class cunt that seems to have suddenly become so affected by the sudden great injustices faced by our black brethren that you wouldn't have spared a moment thinking about a month previous to this.
'Public Lynching'. Wank off.
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hahahaha actual hot spunk oozing out your pores, have a great day you mental invert
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Fucks sake
Minimise the deliberate choice of the arresting officer to continue to press a chokehold for several minutes after the victim had passed out as a “poor choice”, while simultaneously dehumanising the victim by describing him as a “brute”.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 11:11,
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The guy was 6'6", and not exactly slender.
Considering his history, I think 'brute' is a fairly reasonable adjective.
The restraint technique used is pretty common all over the world, particularly when trying to restrain an assailant that would otherwise pose a significant physical threat - you know, like a 6'6" bruiser resisting arrest while jacked up on super heroin. What would you have suggested? Shooting him?
I'm by no means condoning the length of time that Floyd was restrained. As soon as he was cuffed, the pressure should have been taken off his neck. But to call it a 'public lynching' is utter bullshit. It was just a shitshow of poor policing. Anybody who honestly believes that their objective during the arrest was to kill George Floyd is a fucking idiot.
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I applaud your reasonable skepticism.
He was in cuffs well before the incident. Video shows that. He was led across a street in cuffs.
During the time of his neck pressure, he was in cuffs, and there were four police officers. He was saying he could not breathe (16 times in 5 mins) until he lost consciousness.
Derek Chauvin kneeled on his neck for 8 minutes 46 seconds. "For the last three of those minutes Floyd was motionless and had no pulse" - (quoting from Wikipedia, but see refs.
Autopsy report, cause, "CARDIOPULMONARY ARREST COMPLICATING LAW ENFORCEMENT SUBDUAL, RESTRAINT, AND NECK COMPRESSION" [1]
Video reference [NSFW]
My opinion: it's murder.
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Of course it's murder.
In America, you can be arrested for resisting arrest. It is a rule so widely open to abuse that it can not be presented as a credible excuse for police brutality.
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brb top shit, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 16:09,
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He was cuffed before they applied the choke hold.
His history is only relevant here if you’re looking for a reason to justify the police officer’s actions.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 19:11,
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"undoubtedly poor choice"?
That's a funny way to talk about cold-blooded murder.
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The horrific murder of George Floyd was nothing less than a public lynching
Mr Penis,
Are you saying it wasn't public, or it was not a lynching?
Please clarify; both claims are absurd.
It was public.
It was a lynching, ie "a premeditated extrajudicial killing by a group".
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You think the murder was premeditated?
Are you still on your meds?
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Yes. And no.
Premeditated, yes. On meds, no, not that is is relevant.
Premeditated means "think out or plan". I googled it.
He was not struggling. For over three minutes, Floyd was not responding at all, and yet Chauvin kept his knee on Floyd's neck.
I consider that to be a very clear and deliberate act.
Especially given his training.
Why do you think my medication has anything to do with the issue? [I know you really don't, I am merely pointing out that you are the type of cunt who throws out ridiculous strawman arguments...]
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There was also a crowd of witnesses telling the murderer that he was killing George Floyd.
The murderer was actively made aware of what he was doing, as were his accomplices.
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brb top shit, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 15:52,
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Yes, it was premeditated.
"Someone premeditates a crime by considering it before committing it. Premeditation requires that the defendant think out the act, no matter how quickly—it can be as simple deciding to pick up a hammer that is lying nearby and to use it as a weapon."
(www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/what-premeditated-deliberate-conduct.html)
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Exactly
Penis probably thinks that "premedidated" refers to planning a murder weeks before.
It does not.
If you are kneeling on someone's neck for about 9 minutes, you have quite a lot of time to think.
If they say "I can't breathe" about 16 times, you have a fair idea of the situation.
If they become unresponsive, and you continue to block their neck for three more minutes, then I do consider that murder.
Personal attacks about "are you on meds" are, of course, the last bastion of piss-poor arguments.
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Hi Mr. Penis. Your racism is not welcome here.
Please
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brb top shit, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 15:32,
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Listen to this racists rant onb the subject.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtPfoEvNJ74
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Tusk knows where you live, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 10:58,
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I think we could save time by rounding up everyone who films in portrait mode.
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Disabled dude trying robot arm
If you hate VLOGS, skip to 9:00.
Shane is a YouTuber with a muscular disease. He posts vlogs about life-in-general, along with his girlfriend Hannah. (Would be wife, but that got postponed by covid.)
In this one, he tries out a robot arm thingy, which it's clear would change his life. Cost, about $50k. Insurance might cover it, if he battles them for a couple years. Or his fans could buy it this week, if he'll let us. We shall see.
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I liked the crisps review at the end.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 19 Jun 2020, 23:31,
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That is fucking brilliant
Possibly the best song ever written
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crab_bloke), Sat 20 Jun 2020, 9:43,
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Hahaha
Much better than what Marilyn Monroe did.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Jun 2020, 17:38,
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