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I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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OK, so not precisely on topic but this has just made me almost punch the air:


When animals attack, it seems that sometimes, just sometimes the justice system does the right thing...

I hope they fucking rot, the lot of them.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 16:56, 30 replies)
I hope they die of death and cuntbuggery.

(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 16:59, closed)
What still pisses me off though
is that the guy they beat up will need care for the rest of his life (if this is indeed the story I am thinking of) and they got five years for the GBH, which means out in two or three. What's that? They've clearly got fuck all prospects anyway, so three less years spent dole bludging and instead doing a bit of chokey, yeah I bet that's really told them off. Fuckers. GRRRRR.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:00, closed)
Got what they deserved.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:00, closed)
I hope the key gets chucked away and that all concerned get a thorough shoeing in jail.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:34, closed)
Let's see what happens to these feckin' 'ard chav scum in jail. I'd bet that they'll have no teeth and be able to do goatse pics within a year...
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:36, closed)
how many thousands
of pounds a week will it cost to keep this shower of scum locked up at the taxpayers expense?

put them down and harvest the organs for those who need them, i say.

or something less flippant to show the horror of this story.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:39, closed)
Rachelswipe has a very good plan! Do it! Do it! Take their organs and exsanguinate them, and let their blood and organs save other lives! Do this now!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:41, closed)
how shocking
they all look so lovely :(
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 17:45, closed)
Too easy.
Reflecting the sentiments above, I despair at the fact that scum like this will get a couple of years B&B at her majesty's pleasure (and our expense).

I think that jail is the problem to these shitbags. most decent folk avoid crime because the thought of prison is a deterrent. If prison is nothing worse that butlins with (only slightly) less drugs / booze / sex, where's the deterrent?

Why isn't jail hard? It should be a 5'x7' cell with bars on the front, preferably outdoors, and bread & water once a day.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:00, closed)
Well partially.

The chinese system would have seen them executed and their families invoiced for the cost of the bullets.

At least it's nice to see that despite being 15 or 16 years old they've been given sentances longer than they've been alive.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:01, closed)
There hasn't been a link showing reduced murder rates
with the introduction of capital punishment.

Personally I think there should be two types of jail sentence: 2 weeks or life. Nothing in between. I can't remember where I read it, but apparantly for many prisoners, they gradually get used to it if they're in too long, so if they get let out, they may find jail was actually a more stable way of life (sort of like in Shawshank redemption). But 2 weeks will merely shit up an opportune criminal into not wanting to go back.

It's not that jail is a "B&B" or whatever the Daily Mail would have you believe. It's just that for some criminals it can be more stable once they get used to it.

I'm sure the justice system isn't that bad (if by bad you mean not locking people up) as the author of this story makes out as we have a very high rate of people in prison.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:06, closed)
For everyone going on about the cost to the taxpayer
I know, I pay my taxes too, but you're missing the point. Can any of you seriously imagine the prospect of spending the next 16 years of your life in a small room, unable to go out or do anything ever again? I'd take the death penalty.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:17, closed)
not good enough
when they get out, they'll still be young enough to have wives and families, get jobs and live a normal life. but what about their victims? one whose life has been destroyed and one whose life was taken away.
yeah, 16 years is a just punishment, i don't think.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 19:26, closed)
A life sentance for a life sentance.
Any one who kills in this way should be locked up for life and that means till they drop down dead.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 19:49, closed)
killl the subhuman scum
apparently the mother of one these retards was admonished for laughing in the gallery @ the hearing and threatened with contempt of court.
there's one bitch who should be raped by a chainsaw.
i'm really quite a peaceful person, but i think the whole nest of these scum, their families and anyone who professes to be a friend to them should be disemboweled and made to eat their own liver. for a start.
i've started to turn into a daily mail reader, but sometimes i think the death penalty for rape and murders like this is essential. for crimes of this nature i would have thought the perps have sacrificed their own human rights.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 20:02, closed)
Woah, woah, woah
"but i think the whole nest of these scum, their families and anyone who professes to be a friend to them"

I know their parents were probably shit, but come on, all of their family are to blame? And anyone that may have been a friend of them before they did this? Christ.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 20:12, closed)
^^Yes! This!
Pull their anuses up over their heads and make them shit themselves back out!



Sorry, I feel a bit better now...
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 20:16, closed)
Flog 'em
Then hang 'em. Harsh but fair.

And these community service orders that chavs get for mugging people: stick 'em in fluorescent jackets with 'OFFENDER' on the back and get them shovelling dog shit in the park where we can see them, put their photos and not just names in the local press, make them put a sign in their windows (home and car) saying 'an OFFENDER lives here / drives this car'. And flog 'em.

Vote me into power, I'll fix the little shites!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 20:26, closed)
We had something similar happen in my town a few years ago....
A group of 'jocks' (american high school football players) attacked a group of goths. One of the jocks drove over a goth teen, then reversed and backed over him. The guy driving got 10 years probation (which he violated a couple of years later and only ended up doing 2-3 years).....all because the kids looked different. The town was in an uproar, believing that the kid should have received a life sentence.

All the other kids who attacked, including the other 2 in the car, were never arrested or charged.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 0:18, closed)
It makes me burn to see things like this happen at all, and also a bit glad that I don't live in the UK any more, but here is a suggestion just interested in hearing your comments on:

Parents and siblings of the murderers executed. Just like that. Erased.

This (for me at least) achieves a number of things instantly:

1. Offenders have the rest of their lives to think about how THEY are responsible for the consequences to their own family. I think even chavscum like this might eventually "geddit" that they fucked up.
2. No more cost to taxpayers for dole scrounging families - possibly offset by life sentence offenders are now receiving, but worth it in my eyes.
3. Would you think twice if you knew that if you were going to beat the crap out of someone, your mam, dad and little brothers and sisters may well end up with a bullet between the eyes?

I dunno, I have a number of painful and miserable thoughts for people like this, mainly because I think they hardly qualify as people.

I'm going to go and cuddle my little daughter now.

(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 3:52, closed)
I suppose I can claim a small amount of knowledge
of the criminal justice system, as I practice entirely in crime. The sentences were quite long, and that seems right.

Usually, I'd point out that they'd only do half of any custodial sentence, then be let out, maybe even less with early release schemes. But 16 years is a very long time, and policies change!

Prison is supposed to be reformative as well as punitive, which people sometimes struggle with. Especially in cases like this, it's easy to wonder why our tax pennies are being spent trying to turn these blokes into human beings fit to share our planet, when that's something the parents should have done from the moment they were born -- and quite clearly failed to do!

Killing family members might be a bit much, and I'm personally opposed to the death penalty, but a 20 year minimum would be nice. A mandatory 5 year minimum for gun possession or even knife possession would be nice too.

Right, I'm off to prepare for the trial of the decade now -- theft of a nintendo DS. The glamour of the law, huh?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 6:31, closed)
hmmmm, well yes my previous post could well be critiqued for the suggestions made. but this is b3ta so normal rules do not apply. in the real world something like this would of course be barbaric.
however the fact remains that a lovely young gal has been brutally murdered, her bf has had his life ripped apart, and the vermin who perpetrated this no doubt still have no insight into the atrocity they have committed.
at some point we have to accept that parental contributions to their upbringing, (or lack of) have created this situation. so what is the solution in a fair and just society?
working as a nurse looking after people with acquired brain injuries, i all too often see unfortunates who were assaulted and now spend the rest of their lives having everything done for them. what a waste.
so how about getting the perps no doubt unemployed parents to be gainfully employed by washing the shitty sheets that are removed from these poor poor peoples beds.
and i stand by execution for the perps themselves. they have no purpose in life.
i would not call them animals, as animals on the whole attack in self defence or for food.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 8:40, closed)
Chav Scum
We waste far too much money on trying to redeem the irredeemable. The fact that these scumbags are in jail at the taxpayers expense irks me no end. Far better to put 'em to work in jail to make sure they pay for their incarceration and the costs of their trial. Any other revenue these oxygen thieves generate during their (hopefully) lifelong spell in jail should go to their victims.

No doubt, in ten years time some lunatic left wing loudmouth will be campaigning for early release citing "human rights".
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 10:08, closed)
Chav c*nts
Their hairdresser should be put in prison as well.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 12:02, closed)
Just for the record
I agree with many points raised above. These two have been convicted beyond a shadow of a doubt of their guilt, due to there being witnesses. I would agree wholeheartedly with various sentiments being echoed that their miserable little existences be cut short. However, that isn't an option, and based on the current way the law stands the right result has occurred. But in this case, life should mean life.

Or, we could adopt TRL's solutions... Personally I'd rip their heads off and stuff them so far up their arses that they could see what they had for breakfast.

Chavs = scum. Without exception in my experience. Never met one yet that could articulate themselves in any way, shape or form. They truly are the bastard underclass of this society with their fucking identikit hair 'styles', vacant expressions, baseball caps and tracksuit bottoms TUCKED INTO THEIR FUCKING SOCKS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! What's all that about? You look even more like tits when you do that!!!!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 12:17, closed)
" a bit glad that I don't live in the UK any more"

Do you really think it's diffeent anywhere else in the world? The only polace you could go to escape shit like this is somewhere where no-one else is. Face it, humanity sucks.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 12:23, closed)
"Parents and siblings of the murderers executed. Just like that. Erased."

I mean I can understand parents to an extent, but siblings?! You're a fucking twat. You sound just as bad as the murderers for fuck's sake.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 12:51, closed)
Right, i've fucking had enough of this
These cunts are still living and breathing, and i couldn't give a fuck how long they got in jail, did you see the papers recently? most of the scum in prison don't want to leave anyway because of how cushy it is!

and these over glamourised "CHAV" scumbags are being made martyrs while this poor lass has lost her life whilst protecting her boyfriend..

The next time im out and some chav gobshite so much has looks at me the wrong way regardless of their age im gonna kick his fucking teeth in, and let the law try and stop it!

it doesn't matter if one of the little cunts never wakes up, i'll be out in a couple of years and i'll continue the vitriolic revenge in the names of all those who have been killed/taunted by these subterranian wankers.

i wont stop till they've got me in a padded cell next to Bronson.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 12:53, closed)
So if someone looks at you in what you judge to be the wrong way
based on their appearance, you're going to kick their head in? How the FUCK is that in any way acceptable? How can you have any credibility in condemning mindless violence when you're advocating kicking people's heads in based on what they look like? Not everyone who looks like a "chav" is in fact a chav. Calling for the capital punishment of people is fine if they've actually commited a crime, but you seem to be presupposing that anyone who fits a certain discription is in fact a murderer and thus should be killed or at least beaten up just based on appearance.

I don't know if your remarks regarding chav scum being made matyrs are directed at me for condemning the wish of someone to kill a murderer's siblings, but if they were, then you can fuck off. Not wanting to kill the siblings of a murderer and not wanting to go around kicking people is not the same as defending horrific murderers is it?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:07, closed)
Wouldn't it be nice
If, in cases such as this where there was no provocation, no mitigating circumstances whatever apart from being scum, the judge could use a phrase from the past.

"Thirty Years Hard Labour" springs to mind.

Or "You will serve your sentence at Colchester Military Prison*."

Or "You will taken from this place to a place of lawful execution where you will be hanged by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul" (I know we won't get that one, but hey)

*I know it isn't really called that, but it sounds better
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:47, closed)

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