Over the last 6 years:
The average affection level did not extend beyond a goodnight hug and kiss.
He did not like to sit with me he would pick a different sofa.
He ACTED more affectionate when there was a camera around us or if there is a lot of attention on us.
He spends £90 on alcohol in a night sometimes. He never told me if he was coming home
He put me £400 in debt.
He didn’t seem to understand how budgeting works and if I tried to budget he would always overrule me.
He was obsessed with the expensive brands when clothes shopping. (You don’t need 12 pairs of designer jeans. You also don’t need to have matching belts and t-shirts for every outfit.)
He tended to treat me with more sarcasm and contempt than he would treat anyone else with because I wouldn’t argue back.
He wanted to dye his hair blue the night before I graduated!
He used me as a taxi because he was too lazy to book driving lessons.
He subscribed to a gay social networking site and sent naked pics of himself to a guy called Dave (he said he was curious!!!)
He snogged my best friend (female) before he had ever snogged me (he told me he didn’t see the point in kissing).
He got drunk and slept in the same bed as a gay friend, when I questioned him about it the next day he said he couldn’t remember if anything had happened or not.
Over 6 years we only had sex 7 times, he said it didn’t turn him on and he said he didn’t like oral sex. (IMPLYING THAT THIS WAS DUE TO MY LACK OF SKILL)

However, I left him last month and I have a new boyfriend and he is amazing in comparison, and seeing as he is a b3ta user he can vouch for me that I am DEFINITELY VERY GOOD IN BED! (this was news to me) My new boyfriend is Fu-shamazing!
(bobmcbobbity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:02, 41 replies)

gay
definitely
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:10, closed)

your not maddie are you?
thats why he was/is a cunt
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:15, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:16, closed)

ROFL!

(bobmcbobbity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:19, closed)

You rock my socks off ;)
(Nirmeth My ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:19, closed)

Oh dear god...
socks in bed, aye? ;-)
(bobmcbobbity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:21, closed)

It makes me feel dirty. Plus you know that I never wear socks in bed, nor anything for that matter.
(Nirmeth My ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:24, closed)

Please stop
Thanks
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:24, closed)

I have listened to and denied your request.
(Nirmeth My ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:28, closed)

You have?

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:01, closed)

Oh grim.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:57, closed)

This is practically rape.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:40, closed)

This is deeply, deeply unpleasant.
You know she fucks bummers right?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:47, closed)

So are you a closet poof as well then?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:02, closed)

However...
you would have thought if he was gay he would have dumped me long ago.
(bobmcbobbity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:20, closed)

Not necessarily
He may be a gay coward
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:24, closed)

Most definetely.
(Nirmeth My ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:28, closed)

denial isn't just a river in egypt

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:32, closed)

Does the word 'beard' hold any meaning for you?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:06, closed)

Gay pretenders
There are a lot of gay men who pretend to themselves that they are not and will even go to the lengths of getting married to prove to the world that they are red-blooded heterosexual stallions.

Then they sneak of to saunas and gay dating sites and it's the wife that suffers.
(BearWithLittleBrain, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:38, closed)

Sleeping with men and posting nude pics to blokes on gay websites is usually not as bad as it sounds. 12 pairs of designer jeans with matching belts and t-shirts for every outfit was your real clue.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:47, closed)

hahahahaha
The truth
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:51, closed)

Oh I forgot to add...
I got told from another gay friend that my ex had done stuff with him. However they both said the other was lying so i gave my ex the benifit of the doubt. This was a week before he proposed to me...and for some reason i still said yes.
(bobmcbobbity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:59, closed)

Was it because you're a fucking idiot?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:54, closed)

This seems the most likely explanation.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:28, closed)

I thought you were Judy Finnegan at first.
Then you said he spent money on alcohol...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:01, closed)

A word of advice...
If the first and last points sound like a bad deal, don't get married.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:49, closed)

400 quid in debt?
Fucking hell, steady on.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:29, closed)

He's patently gay
and you are an idiot.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:30, closed)

I believe both these things to be true
but independently of one another.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:06, closed)

This is really too painful for me to mock
I'm glad you've moved on.
( WormuIus, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:12, closed)

Right.
1. He was gay.
2. You were his beard.
3. You are an idiot.
4. £400 of debt is actually fuck all, man up you stupid cunt.
5. You stayed with him for 6 years and never suspected he might be gay after all the behaviour you have mentioned, you are a double idiot.
6. I pity whichever (probably non-existant) b3ta user you are with now. It'll take the patience of a saint to put up with your idiocy.
7. You are an idiot.
8. I wonder how long it will be before you are outed as a sock-puppet-fake-girlfriend of someone off of offtopic?
9. You are an idiot.
10. Fuck off.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:09, closed)

10

( FIEND, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:41, closed)

That's about as perfect a response as anyone could hope for

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:50, closed)

ROFL
lol that you put the link in for urban dictionary.
it must be nice to have so much disposable income that £400 is 'fuck all'
yes, i was in idiot, i will bow to that one. however i was only 15 when i started going out with him.

also ROFL at #8.

:-)
(bobmcbobbity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:22, closed)

I have no income whatsoever, I'm in far more than £400 of debt, and I'm still managing to support myself and a child.
Man. The. Fuck. Up.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:58, closed)

Only £90?
Poof.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:31, closed)

And some of those gay bars charge a lot for drinks too.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:05, closed)

Good point, well made.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:21, closed)

I'm DEFINITELY VERY GOOD IN BED, too.
We should start a club, or something.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:41, closed)

Waow, this is popular
Not bad for a first post.
(bobmcbobbity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:14, closed)