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This is a question B3ta Person of the Year 2010

Instead of Time person of the year, who's B3ta's and why? (Thanks to Elliot Reuben for the suggestion.)

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:53)
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B3tan Housewife

AKA Dan Bull. Since he released "Dear Lilly Allen" right here on b3ta, he's had an amazing amount of success. But he still releases all of his new stuff on b3ta before anywhere else. He's, single-handedly, brought B3ta to the notice of millions of people. And he's one of us.

Runner up should be Rory Lyon just so, when he picks up his award at the ceremony, I can kick his cowardly "key-board warrior" arse around the room.. Fucking muppet.....

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:26, 34 replies)
I'd like to nominate this post ^^^^^^^ for 'ironic post of the year'.

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:29, closed)
I second this motion.

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:31, closed)
Me Too!

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:34, closed)
Is this a threat of violence, made over the internet?
Because I'm pretty sure those are illegal, you know.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:34, closed)
Terrible bullying
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:35, closed)
You should inform the ORTHORITYS that you fear for your safety.

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:37, closed)
I'll have to now, there's no way I can ever leave my house ever again at this rate

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:40, closed)
See, normal forum users would just put you on ignore if you angered them so much,
but because he's a QFTWer, he lacks the ability to think logically through the cloud of sweaty-handed, red-faced, furious internet.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:46, closed)
Already live in the land of convicts. So, what they going to do? Deport me?
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:39, closed)
Seek professional help for your anger management issues
You furious prick
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:41, closed)
I'm not terribly sure whats going on here
but I'm certain it needs a large injection of Kittens and other assorted fluffiness. Possibly hugs too.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:51, closed)
I imagine that were it anyone else being such a pathetic internet hardman, they'd at least get stepped.
Stop taking the internet so seriously, you whinging prick.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:42, closed)
Worse than that:
make you come back here.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:46, closed)
They might try to make you bowl...

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:58, closed)

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:04, closed)
Oh dear someone's very upset
You sound like quite the hardman legless I'm not sure I'll turn up to the ceremony for my pasting, thank you very much.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:39, closed)
Cooooome oooon itttttts CHRISTMASSSSS!!!
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:42, closed)
You know what I don't think there actualy is an award,
I think this is some cunning trap.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:58, closed)
Thanks for the heads up

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:10, closed)
No, no, Rory, you really are that great, honestly.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:12, closed)
Oh Noes!

I'm been attacked by an angry mob of /talkers! Save me! Save me!

Been attacked by anyone from talk is like been savaged by an angry mollusc. Half of them can't string a coherent sentence together and the other half don't know what a sentence is....

*pokes stick into /talk again to watch the angry ants scurry....*
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:51, closed)
An ellipsis has 3 full stops, not 4.
Just saying.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:53, closed)
three periods denotes a long pause, while four means a long pause that ends up being the end of the sentence.

You see what I mean... don't you? No, I suppose you don't....
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:57, closed)
An ellipsis ending with a period to denote the end of a sentence?
That would be a paradigm of syntactical ugliness, and you fucking know it...
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:22, closed)
You forgot to say cheers.

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:54, closed)
Making such a poor analogy
is like attacking a bee's nest without being a honey badger. Or been a honey badger, dunno, I've being having problems with my key-board.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:17, closed)
it's funny, because ants ARE molluscs.

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:40, closed)

no, but woodlice are crustaceans.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:34, closed)
I thought the latest qotw was open to anyone, so not quite swarming over here but still.

(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:15, closed)
Hi I was wondering where everyone went
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:31, closed)
It's sad how the second part of the post brought this right down
Because I like b3tan Housewife and his releasing of things onto /links too but I don't want to 'like' Legless's post now.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:21, closed)
^ this
Because honestly, just one click could solve all of Legless's problems


I did it, so can you
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:04, closed)
What exactly is a "keyboard warrior"?
I've asked this question to many folk many, many times but it just seems to be a stock phrase with no meaning.

And I'll gladly bet £10 on not getting an answer this time either.
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:33, closed)
A keyboard warrior...
Is somebody who threatens to kick somebody's cowardly "key-board warrior" arse around the room.
(, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 10:25, closed)

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