
Instead of Time person of the year, who's B3ta's and why? (Thanks to Elliot Reuben for the suggestion.)
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:53)
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AKA Dan Bull. Since he released "Dear Lilly Allen" right here on b3ta, he's had an amazing amount of success. But he still releases all of his new stuff on b3ta before anywhere else. He's, single-handedly, brought B3ta to the notice of millions of people. And he's one of us.
Runner up should be Rory Lyon just so, when he picks up his award at the ceremony, I can kick his cowardly "key-board warrior" arse around the room.. Fucking muppet.....
Cheers
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:26, 34 replies)

( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:29, closed)

Because I'm pretty sure those are illegal, you know.
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:34, closed)

( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:40, closed)

but because he's a QFTWer, he lacks the ability to think logically through the cloud of sweaty-handed, red-faced, furious internet.
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:46, closed)

Already live in the land of convicts. So, what they going to do? Deport me?
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:39, closed)

You furious prick
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:41, closed)

but I'm certain it needs a large injection of Kittens and other assorted fluffiness. Possibly hugs too.
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:51, closed)

Stop taking the internet so seriously, you whinging prick.
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:42, closed)

You sound like quite the hardman legless I'm not sure I'll turn up to the ceremony for my pasting, thank you very much.
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:39, closed)

I think this is some cunning trap.
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:58, closed)

I'm been attacked by an angry mob of /talkers! Save me! Save me!
Been attacked by anyone from talk is like been savaged by an angry mollusc. Half of them can't string a coherent sentence together and the other half don't know what a sentence is....
*pokes stick into /talk again to watch the angry ants scurry....*
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:51, closed)

three periods denotes a long pause, while four means a long pause that ends up being the end of the sentence.
You see what I mean... don't you? No, I suppose you don't....
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:57, closed)

That would be a paradigm of syntactical ugliness, and you fucking know it...
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:22, closed)

is like attacking a bee's nest without being a honey badger. Or been a honey badger, dunno, I've being having problems with my key-board.
Cheers.
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:17, closed)

( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:15, closed)

Because I like b3tan Housewife and his releasing of things onto /links too but I don't want to 'like' Legless's post now.
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:21, closed)

Because honestly, just one click could solve all of Legless's problems
b3ta.com/users/manage.php?ignore=69382
I did it, so can you
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:04, closed)

I've asked this question to many folk many, many times but it just seems to be a stock phrase with no meaning.
And I'll gladly bet £10 on not getting an answer this time either.
( , Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:33, closed)

Is somebody who threatens to kick somebody's cowardly "key-board warrior" arse around the room.
( , Sat 18 Dec 2010, 10:25, closed)
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