B3tan Housewife

AKA Dan Bull. Since he released "Dear Lilly Allen" right here on b3ta, he's had an amazing amount of success. But he still releases all of his new stuff on b3ta before anywhere else. He's, single-handedly, brought B3ta to the notice of millions of people. And he's one of us.

Runner up should be Rory Lyon just so, when he picks up his award at the ceremony, I can kick his cowardly "key-board warrior" arse around the room.. Fucking muppet.....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:26, 34 replies)

I'd like to nominate this post ^^^^^^^ for 'ironic post of the year'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:29, closed)

I second this motion.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:31, closed)

Me Too!

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:34, closed)

Is this a threat of violence, made over the internet?
Because I'm pretty sure those are illegal, you know.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:34, closed)

:(((
Terrible bullying
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:35, closed)

You should inform the ORTHORITYS that you fear for your safety.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:37, closed)

I'll have to now, there's no way I can ever leave my house ever again at this rate

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:40, closed)

See, normal forum users would just put you on ignore if you angered them so much,
but because he's a QFTWer, he lacks the ability to think logically through the cloud of sweaty-handed, red-faced, furious internet.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:46, closed)

I
Already live in the land of convicts. So, what they going to do? Deport me?
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:39, closed)

Seek professional help for your anger management issues
You furious prick
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:41, closed)

I'm not terribly sure whats going on here
but I'm certain it needs a large injection of Kittens and other assorted fluffiness. Possibly hugs too.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:51, closed)

I imagine that were it anyone else being such a pathetic internet hardman, they'd at least get stepped.
Stop taking the internet so seriously, you whinging prick.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:42, closed)

Worse than that:
make you come back here.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:46, closed)

They might try to make you bowl...

( Dervel OTBC, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:58, closed)

Ooooh!
Cutting....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:04, closed)

Oh dear someone's very upset
You sound like quite the hardman legless I'm not sure I'll turn up to the ceremony for my pasting, thank you very much.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:39, closed)

Ahhhhh!!
Cooooome oooon itttttts CHRISTMASSSSS!!!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:42, closed)

You know what I don't think there actualy is an award,
I think this is some cunning trap.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:58, closed)

Thanks for the heads up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:10, closed)

Shhh!
No, no, Rory, you really are that great, honestly.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:12, closed)

Oh Noes!

I'm been attacked by an angry mob of /talkers! Save me! Save me!

Been attacked by anyone from talk is like been savaged by an angry mollusc. Half of them can't string a coherent sentence together and the other half don't know what a sentence is....

*pokes stick into /talk again to watch the angry ants scurry....*
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:51, closed)

An ellipsis has 3 full stops, not 4.
Just saying.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:53, closed)

Actually
three periods denotes a long pause, while four means a long pause that ends up being the end of the sentence.

You see what I mean... don't you? No, I suppose you don't....
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:57, closed)

An ellipsis ending with a period to denote the end of a sentence?
That would be a paradigm of syntactical ugliness, and you fucking know it...
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:22, closed)

You forgot to say cheers.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:54, closed)

Making such a poor analogy
is like attacking a bee's nest without being a honey badger. Or been a honey badger, dunno, I've being having problems with my key-board.
Cheers.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:17, closed)

it's funny, because ants ARE molluscs.

( sleepybinky, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:40, closed)

no, but woodlice are crustaceans.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:34, closed)

I thought the latest qotw was open to anyone, so not quite swarming over here but still.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:15, closed)

Hi I was wondering where everyone went
cheers
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:31, closed)

It's sad how the second part of the post brought this right down
Because I like b3tan Housewife and his releasing of things onto /links too but I don't want to 'like' Legless's post now.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:21, closed)

^ this
Because honestly, just one click could solve all of Legless's problems

b3ta.com/users/manage.php?ignore=69382

I did it, so can you
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:04, closed)

What exactly is a "keyboard warrior"?
I've asked this question to many folk many, many times but it just seems to be a stock phrase with no meaning.

And I'll gladly bet £10 on not getting an answer this time either.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:33, closed)

A keyboard warrior...
Is somebody who threatens to kick somebody's cowardly "key-board warrior" arse around the room.
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 10:25, closed)