I once saw a mate crushing up a paracetamol and rolling a spliff with it
I mean... why? In the name of all that's shiny, why? He even had a bag of weed with him, too.

Twat.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:34, 26 replies)

Easier to use papers, surely?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:17, closed)

I too have seen this done
Does not appeal
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:23, closed)

I once rolled a joint of freeze dried coffee.
It was harsh.
I say "rolled", but " drunkenly mashed together " would be more accurate.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:00, closed)

are you all absolute fucking morons?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:06, closed)

Are you new here?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:21, closed)

I'm an eternal optimist.
Every week I put the past behind me and expect the best of people.

And what do I get? Folk who smoke painkillers and try to dissolve weed cuttings in fucking nail polish remover.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:02, closed)

I see your problem.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:46, closed)

I'm just too handsome.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 22:02, closed)

Not the problem I had in mind but fair comment.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 22:15, closed)

Don't fret, old bean.

I don't think everyone here takes this as seriously as you do. Life is capable of throwing up better surprises than a decent set of answers to qotw - try and raise your goals a smidgen.

With a bit of effort, thought and energy, I'm sure you can crawl out of your depressive hole. Maintain a focus on what you really want from life, do this and I can assure you, you'll be out the council house in no time. Imagine that... No more Asda baked beans in the pizza oven. No more plastic cutlery. No more value toilet paper. No more pesky social services visits. No more money in the meter. No more pain. No more psychiatric evaluations. No more Monday mornings at Stoke job centre. No more loneliness. No more. No more. No more. Repeat. Repeat. I will stand for this no more. I will take this no more. I. Will. Take. This. No. More.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:58, closed)

.......
.....you're wanking aren't you?
(Andrew Avetoom, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 22:25, closed)

he crywanks every time he replies to me or writes about me
which is ... every single time he posts on here

It'd be flattering if he weren't such a creepy fantasist.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:05, closed)

Relax, old chap.

Work is out there, you just need to look in the right places.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:20, closed)

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:48, closed)

I've done the same thing with Pro Plus
but fail to see what effect a parcetamol would have.
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:10, closed)

same as pro plus

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 22:02, closed)

I suppose it is
swallowing them is a lot less hassle.
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 2:42, closed)

and makes you less of a complete fucking moron, you complete fucking moron

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:26, closed)

That's just weird.
Broadly speaking, inhaling something gets it into your bloodstream (via your lungs) quicker than ingesting it (via relatively slow absorption through the gastro-intestinal tract, and first-pass metabolism by the liver) would.

So that would make sense if you were talking about something with euphoric effects. Paracetamol has many effects, but euphoria isn't one of them. If it was, we'd all be injecting Calpol.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 30 Jul 2014, 23:19, closed)

See now, the thing about Calpol is makes you hallucinate root vegetables in all sorts of places...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 23:55, closed)

Not so fast!
A paper 'The Common Pain of Surrealism and Death'
pss.sagepub.com/content/24/6/966

Which lead to the NHS publishing www.nhs.uk/news/2013/04April/Pages/paracetamol-not-recommended-for-painful-emotions.aspx

This is an interesting paper, on the effect of taking paracetamol on the effects of thinking about death.
Surprisingly, the study found a not zero effect.

This was dramatically overreported in most of the 'quality'* papers.
www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2311655/Popping-paracetamol-help-treat-EMOTIONAL-pain.html


* 17.
Quality
something a chav says when he/she sees something that they know nothing about and think its good
"oh gaz that beasty car is quality"
(speedevil, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:36, closed)

Dried banana skins were all the rage when I was a kid.
Don't remember seeing anybody actually get one alight though.
(J H Christ began in Afrika ka ka ka ka, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 2:37, closed)

Just googled 'Paracetamol Spliff'
First thing that pops up is

"Don't most french take paracetamol anally?"

Why in the name of shuddering fuck would you want to toke paracetamol. Is this some kinda joke on Joint Pain?
(yeswehavenopasties, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 3:31, closed)

Fillers, Lubricants, Colorants, Flavors, Plastizicers, Coatings, Disintegrants, Binders
I think it's a really good idea to set light to this kind of stuff and inhale the smoke produced.
( PooPants, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 3:56, closed)

If you were a fucking idiot?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:07, closed)