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Willenium says: I just reached the big 10 on b3ta, so tell us your stories of big date milestones from relationships, birthdays, work and life-changing choices.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)
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This morning I was making some toast
and the bread got jammed in the toaster when I was having a shower, and -

All I shall say that it was a very lucky escape.

Phew!

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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:56, 25 replies)
This is better
More posts like this, and fewer involving Time Lord lolitas, and you may be downgraded from "die in a fire" to "lose an arm in a painful industrial accident".
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:33, closed)
yeah, in about 137 years

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:51, closed)
enough of the time travel Dr who fanfic ffs

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:05, closed)
Yeah, Skagra's Dr Who rape fantasies are by far the worst thing on here
Also, what's with all the line breaks? It's like turning the irritation dial up to 11.
(Porcupine, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:13, closed)
That was directed at Swipe. I love the Skag

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:32, closed)
ts;dr

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:53, closed)
Hahaha

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:55, closed)
sexy?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:57, closed)
I'm
ts;fms
ts;fms
ss;ih
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:03, closed)
Oh god, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:05, closed)
ts;fm
ny&j
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:08, closed)
replies to win, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:42, closed)
reply du jour

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:01, closed)
Better.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:02, closed)
what variety of bread was in the toaster? what brand of toaster? so many questions, please tell us more about this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:20, closed)
It was brown bread
Rather like you lot keep wishing on me!

ha ha
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:31, closed)
Bertie Bun the baker's boy is browned off with bread.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:42, closed)
just to be safe
have the plugged in toaster in the shower with you. better safe than sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:35, closed)
surely you could just travel 5 mins into the future where the bread is already toasted?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:24, closed)
TARDIS broken sweetie
otherwise yeas.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:02, closed)
broken ... and, arguably more importantly, a figment of your sweaty browed sci-fi wank imagination

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:10, closed)
grind
eke
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 22:54, closed)
I don't think it's right
that someone should be able to butter their toast before they even toasted it.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:13, closed)
I still hope you die in a fire

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:28, closed)
Nah, he's been a bit better recently, I'm starting to hope he just gets horribly maimed in a fire.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:48, closed)

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