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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)
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This morning I was making some toast
and the bread got jammed in the toaster when I was having a shower, and -
All I shall say that it was a very lucky escape.
Phew!
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Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:56,
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This is better
More posts like this, and fewer involving Time Lord lolitas, and you may be downgraded from "die in a fire" to "lose an arm in a painful industrial accident".
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Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:33,
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yeah, in about 137 years
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:51,
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enough of the time travel Dr who fanfic ffs
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:05,
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Yeah, Skagra's Dr Who rape fantasies are by far the worst thing on here
Also, what's with all the line breaks? It's like turning the irritation dial up to 11.
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Porcupine, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:13,
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That was directed at Swipe. I love the Skag
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:32,
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ts;dr
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:53,
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Hahaha
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The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:55,
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sexy?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:57,
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I'm
ts;fms
ts;fms
ss;ih
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:03,
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Oh god, yes.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:05,
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ts;fm
ny&j
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:08,
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replies to win, etc.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:42,
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reply du jour
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:01,
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Better.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:02,
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what variety of bread was in the toaster? what brand of toaster? so many questions, please tell us more about this morning.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:20,
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It was brown bread
Rather like you lot keep wishing on me!
ha ha
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Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:31,
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Bertie Bun the baker's boy is browned off with bread.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:42,
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just to be safe
have the plugged in toaster in the shower with you. better safe than sorry.
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Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:35,
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surely you could just travel 5 mins into the future where the bread is already toasted?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:24,
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TARDIS broken sweetie
otherwise yeas.
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Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:02,
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broken ... and, arguably more importantly, a figment of your sweaty browed sci-fi wank imagination
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well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:10,
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grind
eke
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Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 22:54,
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I don't think it's right
that someone should be able to butter their toast before they even toasted it.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:13,
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I still hope you die in a fire
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:28,
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Nah, he's been a bit better recently, I'm starting to hope he just gets horribly maimed in a fire.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 10:48,
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