Skinny women
Why would I want to share my bed (or a wall in an alley) with a bag of bones, when voluptuous curvaceous girls feel and look so much better?

Why should I feel a little apprehensive of saying that I prefer the curvy figure, as all other men seem to want to rub themselves up and down a xylophone in skin?

Curves rule.
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:02, 22 replies)

*releases 10 tonnes of bamboo*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:03, closed)

I think you'll be surprised to find that most men will agree with you there.
I used to work for an engineering firm and we often had this conversation, every one of the buggers apart from the 18 year old apprentice said they preferred girls with a bit of meat on.
( Mrs. Spatum, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:06, closed)

I think
that as you get older your taste in women changes as it does with drink.

Some generalisation here but as a comparison, younger types prefer a lager- light on flavour and taste, quick and easy to get down your neck, whereas when your years clock up you may move to something a little more full bodied and with extra flavour, to be savoured slowly and enjoyed.
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:33, closed)

I
agree. I was reading a survey in Heat (or some such) and about 75% of men prefered a bit of meat to a stick.
(kitescreech still here, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:11, closed)

Your not alone there mate!
i have a gorgeous curvatios girlfriend who is convinced she needs to loose wieght no matter how much i tell her guys love the curves.
(The_Crund, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:25, closed)

Lose,
not Loose.

However, I never did get pedantry.
(dchurch bah, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:26, closed)

I
am of the opposite affliction, sadly.

My girlfriend is a bag of bones, and she gives me the raging horn.
(dchurch bah, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:26, closed)

carry on mate
more curvy chicks for me!
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:29, closed)

Wierdo!

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:29, closed)

Ha
I could post a pic - she might not be as skinny as the skinny birds you refer to, but if she was any skinnier I think she would break in two picking up a rolling pin*





* no idea why.
(dchurch bah, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:33, closed)

I'm with you matey
After spending a few months working in Beijing, educated, slender elfin Chinese girls are really a treat for the connoisseur!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:44, closed)

Yeah those cancer survivors
are lousy lays.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:37, closed)

Ask yourself this
Who would you prefer dragged you back to hers for a night of barely legal carnality, that would only end when your gigglestick was worn down to a match-head

a) Nigella Lawson
b) Cheryl Cole

a) every time, as you know she'd cook breakfast in the morning...

Honestly, a more rounded lass who is confident and happy in her skin is best for teh sexytime
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:06, closed)

b)
for me. Just as long as the only time she opened her mouth it isn't to talk in that fucking annoying voice.
(dchurch bah, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:16, closed)

I would also take b) back
but only to hold my clothes whilst I got down and dirty with a)
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:27, closed)

a) most definitely. Hell yes.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 3:50, closed)

Only women think skinny women are sexy
despite hundreds of years of men saying they prefer curves. It's quite bizzare.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:09, closed)

Spare a thought for the women who can't put on weight no matter how much they eat
I know your heart is bleeding right now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:42, closed)

Heh...
I've got a few ounces you could have ;)
( snee held his breath since, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:52, closed)

whats the similarity between a moped and a fat bird
they're loads of fun and are a great ride until your mates see you out with one






and they drink petrol
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:39, closed)

this bores me
i dont care what preference you have. its not acceptable to insult larger women. so it should not be acceptable to call smaller women "a bag of bones" or "a xylophone in skin".
(ladyintheradiator, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 23:07, closed)

Only people who can't pull thin birds say this

fact
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:19, closed)