Part 2
Hand rolled cigarettes (of the non-comical variety), Tizer, processed foods, Argos furniture, UPVC doors, white van drivers, un-tended gardens, disposable barbeques, tinned vegetables, excessive jewellery, chewing gum, tattoos, facial piercings, hair products on men, fake tan, soap opera actors (and viewers), people who bring packed lunches to work, any foodstuff purchased from a petrol station, plastic garden furniture, branded glassware stolen from pubs for home use, large screen TV’s showing sport in pubs, wallpaper borders, commercial radio, eating English food abroad when on holiday, drinking in airport pubs before 11am, mini cabs, fluorescent tabards (and their wearers) and tabloid newspapers.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:59, 18 replies)

A response
rollies are better than straights, I look like a twat unless I put wax in my hair, I'd rather eat a lunch I'd lovingly crafted than the shit that is available from sandwich vans and such like, my Stella pint glasses are awesome,

everything else is pretty fair.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:01, closed)

Given that this is part two of a fairly sweeping list
I take it you don't have any friends?
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:06, closed)

Fluorescent Tabards?
Just because I don't fancy being killed on my bike doesn't mean I'm common.

Oh, and sorry for ever buying a packet of Walkers from a Shell Garage.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:09, closed)

you're a bit of a twat really..
i am willing to take bets you got the shit kicked out of you in school on a regular basis.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:23, closed)

in defense
execessive jewellery,fake tan, facial peircings i get those.

people who take there lunch to work!!! its practical and yes, i would like to buy my lunch everyday but it does work out pricey at times

call me common, i probably am

and as for airport drinking- the holiday starts once you have checked in !!
(jenko83, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:28, closed)

Airport drinking
Airport drinking reeks of the lower middle classes (read working class - you are what you are, why are you so ashamed?)
(Plymski, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:03, closed)

Why should I stop drinking
just because I'm in an Airport?
(middleofnowhere, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:18, closed)

simple
you are not yet / no longer free to act drunk
(Heggy, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:24, closed)

Why do you assume that drinking = getting drunk?

Drinking to get drunk, THAT'S common.
(Musuko, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:16, closed)

Tizer? Common?!
actually, now I think of it, yeah... It's a poor man's Irn Bru.
(iamjthearmeroar, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:32, closed)

Hmm
I agree with all you put excluding:
packed lunch - wha? Damn site cheaper than the alternatives.
fluorescent tabards (and their wearers) - I cite bike usage as above.
I think you just have a thing against builders.

But tabloid newspapers - Fuck yes!
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:58, closed)

Is it OK
To nick non-branded glasses then?
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 22:14, closed)

How are rollies common?
Rolling cigarettes is an art. Getting them in packs requires no skill and also, a straight doesn't have the aesthetic quality that a really really skinny rolly does.

Also, anyone in a band who smokes, smokes rollies, as far as I can tell. And I've met a lot of bands. Although musicians probably are common, thinking about it, but still, i like them.
(WarneMarsh My priority for frivolity begets quality jollity, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:41, closed)

Oh...
I tick most of those...especially the airport drinking one - gonna be at Heathrow at 5.30am tomorrow, wonder what I'll be drinking? (having already found out the bars open at that time).

Oh well, weekend in Milan for me :)
( snee held his breath since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:19, closed)

Exception please
for tinned spinach, which is perfectly good. Especially as fresh spinach goes off approximately 3.4 seconds after I put it in my fridge.
(ragged, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:55, closed)

and disposable barbeques?
if I'm going out to the country, and want cooked food, I'm not going to cart a fucking great big BBQ and gas tank with me, am I?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:18, closed)

How else can you deal with the misery of an airport without a few drinks?
And there's nothing wrong with packed lunches.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:21, closed)

#These are a few of his favourite things...#
what a twunt.
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:34, closed)