I was once exposed as the second account of a dreary fat Australian
Then I deleted all my posts, drowned myself and my family in my 44,000l saltwater pool and then deleted my account, never to post again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:22, 101 replies)

Oh no, that was what everyone wanted to happen
But instead I just put the entire site on ignore.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:24, closed)

NO U NEVER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:32, closed)

PS who is who's what now?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:33, closed)

This might be his best internet breakdown yet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:35, closed)

he's trying to do it privately though
sort of
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:37, closed)

perhaps he thinks the dog fiddlers won't notice and ban him or sutin

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:40, closed)

Help me out here, Doc, what's going on?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:12, closed)

I think you must have been put on ignore by default when ringo set up his sock account
It's really not worth logging out to find out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:17, closed)

One of Club Misery has been banned or stepped
and has created a sock puppet account because he's desperately desperately lonely. Then blocked all the big bullies in case the mods ban this account too. It's probably the fat wannabe Australian or the weepy plumber.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:22, closed)

Thanks for clearing that up.
I've just logged out and there he is - Ignore 2.0'd - I'm honoured.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:32, closed)

It's like getting an ASBO, it's a badge of honour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:07, closed)

It's almost as goods as hitting
the 100,000 post mark.

Shambo has done that, but he can't read this because he's ignoring me.

Right, Shambo?
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:05, closed)

Bless. Is it the fact that nobody else cares about post counts that is distressing you?
Or the fact that it takes up so much of your valueless time to slowly thump in your long and dreary posts while most of us can knock this shit out in a few seconds?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:27, closed)

Ironically, we've now had the best part of 100,000 posts mentioning your post count.
2/1 says some sperging killjoy will now go and manually count them, just so they can reply with "actually, I think you'll find that's wrong, it's really (blah blah blah, 300 words of drivel where six would do)"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:56, closed)

Shitheaps whining about me is what pays rob's mortgage.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 8:41, closed)

my phone won't log me in properly so i can't even see if the blubbering shit-heap is ignoring me
terrible unfairness
(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:44, closed)

Me as well. I'm devastated.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:27, closed)

I can still read every word.
I feel that I've let B3ta down by not telling him often enough that he's a waste of a good abortion.
( Muns, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:44, closed)

I might make a profile badge.
"I survived the great weepy sock puppet ignore fest of 2013"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:03, closed)

I have not been ignored by him (as yet)
I really must try harder
(McChinaman banned, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:25, closed)

Have you tried reminding him that his mummy died a mundane death and his wife was once in an unremarkable road accident?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:34, closed)

And that these are the kind of facts he uses to define himself.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:45, closed)

What a prick

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:31, closed)

Hey, who was that Internet Moralist who claimed to be happily married but was advertising on OKCupid?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:09, closed)

jesus
what was he advertising himself as? ballast?
(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:17, closed)

You lot - you know that gnawing feeling you get, the one that keeps whispering
to you 'You're a nerd, nobody likes you', that drives you to endlessly grind away like this, repeating the same things, over and over again, on almost every thread?

Well, sorry, but it's true. You're nerds, and nobody likes you. If you ever met each other in real life, you'd all hate each other too.

Here on this board you can hide behind each other, but in real life you know you're not up to scratch.

lol. Nerds.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:28, closed)

Yeah, like they all think that the Big Bang Theory is a documentary.
Like you thought the Wombles were real and an important, integral part of society.

Nerds, Trolls, fucking sheriffs, nutty nursery nurses and people who just think that it is the internet.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:50, closed)

I love Cribbens like a second father
but the Wombles were cunt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:58, closed)

alright, tobermory

(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:02, closed)

I never imagined that you would like the wombles. Too busy getting your rocks off to Thomas TT

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:59, closed)

Everyone knows that The Flumps are where it's at.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:54, closed)

alright, upset boy

(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:53, closed)

Hey, just pointing out the truth.
See, these boys just go for everyone, indiscriminately. You can tell they're frustrated and inadequate.

They will particularly go for people who are the opposite to them. The ones that get the most aggressive treatment are the confident posters. We remind them of their own failings, and they don't like it.

Of course accusing us of being upset is a pretty inept way to try and get a reaction. If I was ever really upset about what one of them wrote, I'd just shut down and go do something else.

They can't do that, can they? Shambo has 110,000 posts. Monty has over 90,000. Those are stupendous post counts - dozens per day, for 10 years. This is their life - posting a mixture of incomprehensible babble, and lame insults at normal people who don;t give a fuck what they think anyway.

No, that's not going to work I'm afraid. Everyone can see the difference between them, and us. I'm just putting it in writing.

Keep it up though, I argue with people for a living, and I'm much better at it than the puppy squad.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:02, closed)

more words more upset
i'd love to read them but you're dull as fuck
(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:07, closed)

I guess
Ben 10 just started.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:20, closed)

dunno what that is. soz

(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:22, closed)

Give us a shout when you want to demonstrate your rhetorical prowess.
I assume you'll want to finish demonstrating how good you are at not being upset on the internet first.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:11, closed)

You argue with people for a living?
Mr. Barnard?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 8:12, closed)

Shed was so cash

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:54, closed)

I've met dozens of these people and I like almost four of them.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:57, closed)

You're the one who does nothing but complain about it.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:22, closed)

True, things have changed recently.
I'm not pretending to be an active or constructive member of this board any more - the place has been totally ruined, so there's no point.

But whether I stop posting or not won't be because of anything you do or say, it'll either be because I get banned, or I get bored.

Take a bow, you've done a fine job.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:25, closed)

jesus could you more of a pitiful crybaby?
grow some dignity, man
(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:29, closed)

You know what your problem is?
Every day, one of you kids will have a pop at one of us grownups. Most days, it happens several times.

It seems like you're all speaking as one - it used to be that your shitflinging was just sporadic outbursts among the usual banter on the board. It was just background static, but now it is a big proportion of the posts.

This makes you think you're actually achieving something, but you haven't worked out what it is.

Here's what you've achieved - you have driven most of the sensible posters away. The ratio between your witless bufoonery and proper posts has changed.

So, we now have; a few grownups who choose to stick around and play games with you puppies, you puppies, and an ever diminishing number of posters actually answering the questions.

You're just too thick to realise this, or to wonder why you're wasting your time getting trolled by people like me.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:50, closed)

Sheriff or Nursey Nurse
or Judge Dredd. I am the law, this site is not the way I like it. As I am best at argument, whilst maintaining the fallacious red herring of speaking for the people - hardly a comprehensive use of the argument.

It was
They aren't
No one bothers
Everybody says so
I speak the truth, bar me or be done
etc. etc. etc.

Go on put some virtual flowers on someone's grief page on Facebook.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:58, closed)

Quite the opposite.
Generally I will stay out of the puppies attacks on other posters, whereas they need to all work together.

I'm not asking for anything to change, I don't really care. I'm just saying it has changed so there is no point in behaving as though it hadn't.

'fallacious red herring' is a really clumsy phrase, by the way. You've also slipped in at least one thing that I haven't said, which makes your poorly worded post pretty much worthless.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:10, closed)

Of all the assumptions that you clearly make, I am forgiven a couple of extras to add to your list.
Consider it foretelling of what you will say. I know I can comfortably tick the, bet they say something about language construction box. Because what self-appointed sheriff of internets does not make such a statement.

If you don't like it so much, set up your own website and post pictures of stuff. (this is always a well good argument)
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:27, closed)

So who are the other grown ups you keep mentioning?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:13, closed)

He's a lone wolf. A Mad Max of b3ta's post-apocalypse. An internet Ash Williams standing against the undead hordes of evil trolls.
How else can you explain why he's the only one bashing away against all the regulars?

I mean ... the only other possible explanation would be that he's a dreary self-righteous noob who's wandered onto the wrong website and is trying to teach everybody else how it ought to work. And that would be beyond fucking ridiculous.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:18, closed)

Compared to you,
we're all noobs Shambo.

110,000 posts. Fuck me, that's a waste of time.
(username failed moderation, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:49, closed)

tl;dr
this is the point where you announce that we're not worth your attention and flounce off for a few minutes
(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:59, closed)

Right.
I think we're about done here for now, no?

Do you have anything else you want to talk about?
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:06, closed)

Yeah, it's nothing to do with a constant stream of shit questions and the fact that b3ta as a whole has seen a massive drop in users because there are myriad better sites run by competent people who actually give a shit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:02, closed)

There is that too.
There are sometimes some really interesting looking questions, but none of them ever seem to win.

Doesn't help, I agree.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:05, closed)

We weren't just being cunts with the whole "mods fingering dogs" thing.
It was a metaphor for how they hate this place so much they'd rather frig a canine in the anus than run it properly.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:09, closed)

plus they genuinely do finger dogs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:30, closed)

link me up bro
This whining chutney ferret is so dull I'm considering ask.fm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:28, closed)

'grownups'
Are we talking people who bitch and cry when someone tells a joke, takes the piss or you know, does one of the things that people used to do on b3ta here?
You're one of the worst offenders in the 'making QOTW unreadable' stakes with your incessant low-level whining about other users who do actually post stories here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:58, closed)

+you massive whiny fanny.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:01, closed)

Sat 25 May, 22:47
That was the last time you posted anything resembling a "story". The rest of your posting since then has been pointless bitching, trolling and whining. It is at times like this that I feel really sorry for you.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:17, closed)

Some top stalking right there

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:26, closed)

Like swimming through a lake of shit to find a piece of sweetcorn

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 7:39, closed)

everybody needs a hobby, eh grotty?

(alright alright, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 9:52, closed)

I don't even like sweetcorn all that much

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:32, closed)

clogs up the lego dildoes?

(alright alright, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:25, closed)

whatever

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:36, closed)

you are mentally ill

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 7:11, closed)

Thanks for that Monty.
We can always rely on you to turn a dull thread around.
(username failed moderation, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:42, closed)

Just how old are you exactly?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:25, closed)

Post count = fucking lots
Dignity count = minus fucking lots
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:23, closed)

Jesus Herald Christ
Tangers, you fucking nobber.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 22:01, closed)

Posts like this and the ensuing replies make me wonder -
What is so wrong in all of your lives that makes you want to come here and behave in such a negative and derisory fashion to people you don't even know?

If I cared a little bit it might be quite sad.

Oh well.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:28, closed)

alright, weepy

(alright alright, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 9:51, closed)

This assumes that if it were people that we knew in the real world then we would
treat them in a more civilised(?) way. In my case that would not be true, I am a uncaring miserablist who does not believe in sparing others peoples over idealised feelings or sense of self-worth.

17 years ago when I first read a comment like yours on the internet I thought, fuck off. Go and join the police force if you want to interfere in peoples lives for better or worse - there is no power on oblique forums of tiny websites.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:25, closed)

This mangled pseudolawyer speak you use is
quite amusing.

Meantime, as you say, you're a cranky bastard, so why are you complaining about people saying you're a cranky bastard?

This is a fact. You and your shithead brethren have created a really negative atmosphere here, and when that is pointed out, you call us whiners?

Some really low quality thinking here puppies. Calling someone upset, or a cunt gets really old, quite quickly. It hasn't worked.
(username failed moderation, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:36, closed)

Yes dr&q - having stepped toe to toe with you in the past
I can envisage you as being as alike here as you are in RL and kudos to you for that. But therein is the problem - I'm guessing that most of the negative nancy Internet bullies here wouldn't dream of behaving in the same manner in RL as they do here. For a start I think most of them would be too scared to and beyond that they would have real consequences to deal with due to their behaviour.
See here it seems most of the mods don't care or are on the same "team" as the nay-sayers so even if you could call stepping or banning a real consequence not many of them are going to have to face it are they?

To me it's a bit like the whole "twitter bullies" thing - people using some level of online anonymity to basically act like nasty people. Yet frequently as we've seen with the whole twitter thing the nasty, horrible people turn out to be weedy little entitled chavscum. Sad thing here tho is that there aren't many teen shitbags - many of the negatrons are like me - parents. I really hope that none of them behave the same way towards their families the way they do here. I know I don't.
EDITED: sp. & punctuation.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:02, closed)

crikey!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:29, closed)

Just wanted to be part of the thread.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 6:32, closed)