I got a few ideas
Guns for i phones: Go to places like Uganda and implement a scheme where they can swop one gun for one i phone.

Make everyone green: Basically i haven't figured out the science on this one but if through science you could make everyone the same colour then that would end racial hatred.

Lower the drinking and smoking age to four: Thusly getting rid of underage drinking and smoking over night.

I will await by the letterbox for my noble peace prize.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 2:10, 9 replies)

Green is too easy
I'm going for stripy or, better yet, tartan.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 2:12, closed)

If we were all green I'd hate you for being tall, or for having blue eyes, or for supporting that cunt team, or for being a coffee drinker.... I'd find something.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 2:25, closed)

If he had blue eyes in a green world
then they should be outcast as a nonconformist!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 2:27, closed)

each eye colour would have a country and each size would have a status in the community ... midget kings !
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 3:07, closed)

don't make me green
that makes me blue
(dbstpballerina Finally ready. YALDY, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:50, closed)

also
I am afraid that 4 is already too old, try 2 years:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1281538/Smoking-year-old-Ardi-Rizal-40-cigarettes-day.html
(dbstpballerina Finally ready. YALDY, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:53, closed)

I can only assume
that when you say "guns for i phones" you mean take away the i phone and hand them a gun, you can't stop a thief with an i phone, but you stop some twat with an i phone with a gun.
Probably "greener" too, all those nasty things need to make an i phone compared to a bit of steel in a gun,and a reduction in the number of people polluting the planet as well as turning them into organic fertilizer. (wrong "green", I know)
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:48, closed)

i'm all for inflicting pain on thieves and i phone users , i just see a load of mates talk and do nothing but play on there i phones so it's an obvious distraction and i assume people will be too involved with there new shiny technology to stab each other to death... or am i too optimistic?
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:04, closed)

Flawless!
10 persons have guns.
9 of them voluntarily exchange guns against iPhones.
The last one with the gun mugs them, ends with 9 iPhones and a gun.
( Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:52, closed)