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What food do you hate the most? And why? Do brussel sprouts make you hurl? Can't stand the pea? Think baked-beans are the work of satan? Tell us, and tell us now.

(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 10:51)
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Marmite and Peanut Butter
Marmite is lovely. It is divine, godly, brown squidge on toast. Gorgeous! Unlike peanut butter, which sticks to the roof of your mouth, and is decidedly vomit inducing. My brother eats peanut butter sandwiches with his mouth open, and it looks like a cement mixer. Fucking vile.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 0:24, Reply)
Sneaky marmite...
there is also such a thing as the stealth marmite snack food, there you are at a party and you see a bowl of knobbly looking snack items, 'Oh yummy' you think, 'They look interesting' and this being a party someones eaten all the peanuts, and the only pringles there are the minging cheese and chive ones that no-one eats, so you grab a handful of these knobbly breadstick like food.... to find yourself outside spitting them out behind a Ford Mondeo. Twiglets are stealth marmite trying to sneak onto the food ladder the back way.... they are the snack of the devil, and did you know the average weight of a bag of twiglets is 66.6g?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 0:12, Reply)
On the subject of fish...
apparently if you're at a fish market, and the fish stinks of ...erm fish then its off. Good fresh fish should smell of nothing more than sea water....and you can tell how fresh a fish is by seeing if it winks at you whilst its on the slab!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 0:01, Reply)
Fuck! How could I forget MARMITE?!?!?

Everyone should vote for the good Lord Monkey. Just because.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 0:00, Reply)
or more specifically, the coffee ones. there was a post on the board recently that compared eating revels if you have a potentially fatal nut allergy with russian roulette. well eating revels for me isn't quite russian roulette but definitely nearly stomach turningly scary due to my intense dislike of coffee chocolates...
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 23:58, Reply)
I'm not convinced by Tofu...
I'm sure in the right hands it's just fine, but my friend's description of 'greasy monkey sperm' makes me wary... very wary...
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 23:57, Reply)
I fuckin' hat Marmite, so there, it is the essence of evil, boiled down and put in a brown jar and sold to unsuspecting people.
It is the Devil's own food because:
1) the average cost of a jar of marmite is 66.6p
2) anything that looks like earwax, smells like earwax, and tastes like earwax has to be earwax, yeast extract my arse.
3) it is brown, nothing good is brown, there are no good magicians in the lord of the rings called something the brown. No-one says admire my nice new brown reliant robin, no-one buys brown socks. brown is the colour of hospital waiting rooms, funeral parlours and coffins.
4) Marmite, even the name is insinuating that your mother would do nasty things... marmite spread easily? would she? have to ask Pa.
5)It is evil.
6) And it makes your breath smell putrid, fact if you eat marmite you will never pull in a nightclub.
Marmite is evil.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 23:51, Reply)
To me they're just white turds on a stick. That and the offspring of Satan's fungal cockscrapings.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 23:33, Reply)
Dear sweet Jesus fucking christ... I was once forced to eat this pungent purple shite at school and still have the mental scars to prove it.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 23:16, Reply)
Fry them in butter and they're fucking lovely. So there.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 23:14, Reply)
Technically in the same gene pool as athletes foot. To me anyway.

Manky, rubbery slimey scrot.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 23:12, Reply)
eyeholes, earholes and ...
well, not very keen on these, so tat precludes me from eating Maccers, Meat pie, pork pie, sausage rolls, stagg chilli, Hungry Jack's...
Should get over it I suppose.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 23:06, Reply)
Holy god damn, is there anything worse then the smell of vinegar and old piss and the taste of a cum filled sock (I wouldn't know, just guessing?

I think not. My sisters can make me do anything by waving a pickle at mee. the smell makes me want to vomit. Fucking cunts
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 22:57, Reply)
i'm not sure about the rest of you, but...
i find human flesh to be a realy tough and rubbery.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 22:34, Reply)
No one likes mushrooms. NO ONE.
At my school, they put mushrooms in all the food. Eating a school sausage, already rank beyond belief, and you find a fucking mushroom in the middle. In the chili con carne, in the stew, in the sandwiches (really), in the spaghetti... In *anything*. I have come to the conclusion that they are some sort of drug used to control us. They are unaware that I am in on their ingenious plans...

Also... Peanut butter. It's made by monkeys chewing up peanuts and spitting it in jars. Ug. I was also slightly put off by once seeing my brother licking out the inside of the jar, now I trust none of the shitty stuff in our house. Peanut butter on toast, peanut butter sweets, biscuits, why, people, tell me WHY???
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 21:58, Reply)
Erm... yes...
This isn't me but my Gran. When she was little she had scarlet fever and had to go to hospital and have all her books and bears burnt. While there, she had a terrible time and the hospital gave her peas. Therefore she doesn't like peas, she passed that onto my dad as well, though my aunt and grampa love peas. I have not got the pea hating thing, I hate fish and the taste of turkey though. No-one in my family seems to like turkey, we have a christmas chicken. Mmmm... Chicken.
Oh and another thing. Anyone ever tried cold veggy sausage and baked beans ration packs?
In Cadets I was forced offered to try a cold veggy sausage and then I had indegestion for a bit. I still had to do drill as well.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 21:24, Reply)
Plane Food& Fake Veggie Crap
Dear Lord please explain to me the point of fake sausages!Its just wrong!Wrong I tell you! And plane food, do not get me started. An old friend of mine sarah(a veggie)got a vegetarian meal which consisted of hard pasta and slimy slugs-well mushrooms but they looked like snails-like on harry potter when Ron chucks up snails.We both tried them and quickly spat them back out.Did make splendid throwing slugs for people we dont like:D so not all bad wooyay
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 21:18, Reply)
the holy trinity
of horrible foods has to be fish, cheese and mushrooms. Oh my good God, please keep me away from tuna omelettes.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 20:47, Reply)
Looks like fizzy piss. Smell like vomit. Tastes like vomit. Makes me vomit. That is all.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 20:45, Reply)
I need to re-iterate my (page 1 & page 13) repulsion to this vile substance.

Fuck the vitamins. I'd rather eat dog poo.


*promptly vomits*
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 20:21, Reply)
Cheesy Swede
My dad's always thought himself as somewhat of a Masterchef. A lot of the time he's right, but one day, clearly inspired by the Fast Show's Cheesy Peas, he came up with Cheesy Swede to go with our Sunday dinner.

And it's foul. It goes with absolutely nothing, yet he still makes huge bowls of it every time, then has to eat it all because no one else likes it. I suppose I should point out to him that people laugh at the concept of Cheesy Peas for a reason.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 20:12, Reply)
Not a food but a soft drink native to Malta. It's made with herbs and bitter oranges (interesting combo). Going down your throat it's fine, but the aftertaste, Sweet Jesus the fucking aftertaste!! I wretched, heaved, coughed and spluttered.

You can easily replicate the taste by taking a glass of coke and pouring the contents of your ashtray into it. Fag ash + coke = Kinnie. And this is the best they could come up with for a national drink? Better to drink one's own piddle methinks.

(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 19:30, Reply)
popcorn flavored jelly bellies
Ugh. they taste like headache.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 19:26, Reply)
Brussel Sprouts.
I have hated the thought of sprouts ever since my sister began to dip them in milk before eating them. she still does and i have to leave the room.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 19:15, Reply)
Ew ew ew
Cream of cauliflower soup. Nasty, nasty shit.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 19:14, Reply)
Love the taste, but give me a bad tummy.
Found this out one day doing a football pools round, and left a pavement pizza at the bottom of somebodys garden. Sorry.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 19:10, Reply)
Dunno its name
Its this fried cheese stuff my family was eating abroad. We had to cook it in this little kitchen and just the smell of it made me feel so sick i preffered to be outside..in switzeland..at night..in the mid winter...and it tasted bad as well when i made it back inside
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 19:09, Reply)
Soggy rolls and white chocolate.
My mum made me a quick snack once years ago while she was washing up, before I went off to evening class in computer science at a certain college. I didn't quite make it out of the college library and the smell of vomit probably still remains between the two sets of double doors to this day.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 19:07, Reply)
I like coconut, but the milk is vile
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:32, Reply)
Raisins and Coconut
Absolutely the 2 most polarizing foods on earth. People either love coconut..or despise it. Same with raisins.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:30, Reply)

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