Minced granny
One of my tasks in a previous job was disposing of old court files. These would have statements, reports...and photos.
One of the files was of an RTA. I was idly flipping through the piccies when I came to the reason this casefile was so thick. A full-colour snap of a pensioner wrapped around the wheels of an artic.

After that the next worst would be an untranslated Japanese manga someone brought into my local comic shop. One guy picked it up, flipped through it, went pale and dropped it on the counter. The next guy said "It can't be that bad" picked it up, flipped through...
In the end about four of us took it in turns to have a look and none of us got more than a couple of pages in. The subject: Amputee Rape Porn. Nasty.
(Big D, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:09, Reply)

Xyphious you evil bugger!!
Scarred i am! bloody scarred!
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:09, Reply)

Time for some pretentious wankery
The most horrifying thing I've ever seen is www.scientology.org/. Nowt more horrifying than a life destroying cult that suckers in hundreds of otherwise sane people.

That and a half dead pigeon with its guts hanging out that my cat dragged in and left to die one day.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:06, Reply)

Pesky Young Scamp
The fire extinguisher thing - You are describing a scene from the french movie Irreversible.
(Thebigfella, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:01, Reply)

El Middle Wicket
Someone elses Barcelona Tramp story reminded me - As I came around a corner to an alley in Las Ramblas (stag weekend) I almost completely walked into a wheelchaired, classic white bearded hairy tramp, dressed from the waist up, naked from the waist down and with both legs amputated above the knee..
It took my eyes and mind a few seconds to understand why there was 3 pink stumps on the chairs seat...
:-o
(Phlash, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:59, Reply)

nasal rippage
Whilst at the gym, I decided to use the lateral pull down machine - basically, a bar attached to weights which you pull down either in front or behind of you. Was feeling a bit tired and not really concentrating properly so, after I had pulled the bar down to chest level, I dipped my head. Unfortunately, I forgot to lift me head when lifting the bar back up and got my nostril hooked in the karibiner clip holding the bar to the weights - cue nostril rippage, blood eveywhere and me in a bit of shock. Worst bit? Looking in the mirror, being able to flip up the tip of my nose and see the cartilige and then having to drive to A&E myself. Oh, the injections and stitches IN THE INSIDE OF MY NOSTRIL were pretty horrific too!
(ruttiger, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:56, Reply)

My Big Brother's Plums
Yes, you read that correct.
Staying over at a mates house and my brother and I both kipped in the lounge either side of a large sofa.
After a night of drinking large quanties of beer, I was woken by my brother's arse tunes as he got up to go to the bog in his boxers.
Sadly, they were a rather old pair and were rotting in places. Then the plums fell out. Oh god I was nearly sick.
(NJ, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:53, Reply)

Church of Fudge
www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=4238

This involves a Priest evacuating his bowels into the mouth of a nun while reciting something in latin.
(Bitchesdontknowaboutmydiabeetus Do you have diabeetus?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:53, Reply)

told ya
Sorry dchurch, just want the rest of you to have that image seared into the back of your minds until the day you die *thumbs*
(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:50, Reply)

Two dogs..
.. post fucking, with their genitals still attached too tight for them to pull apart, and two tramps trying to pull the dogs apart by their front legs. the sound was as bad as the sight:

yelp yelp... screech.. yarrrr.. SCHLLLPOP

I saw this last night.

UPDATE:

Saw one of the dogs this morning, sucking its own still erect and swollen red cock.. bigger than.. umm.. a man's.. umm.. I expect.

I really should move out of this neighbourhood.
( rangelife, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:49, Reply)

Dead Body Everywhere
When I was a wee lad, Dad, Mum, Sis and myself were driving through the center of the North Island in New Zealand. New Zealand has many a farm animal that produces milk, and this milk is shipped in huge shiny tanker trucks. We were driving right in front of a huge two trailer long truck of milk and we were coming downhill, round a bend, at speed. Up ahead we see a young guy coming towards us on the opposite side of the road, on a quad farm bike.

Somehow, and I’ll never forget the noise, this truck breaks and skips, it’s gigantic two tanker trailers of milk slip across the road and into the other lane…

It was a screeching break sound mixed with a SCHWUNK kinda noise.

Cue parents screaming at us not to look back as they rush out of car. I did. Poor sod on the farm bike had been minced as his bike had driven right into the oncoming milk tankers and their spinning wheels and brakes and girders; quite literally, he was chopped into tiny pieces all over the road, bits of arms and legs everywhere, blood, gore, the whole bit. Instantaneous fragmentation, well, at least it was quick. I turned back in the seat and stopped my younger sister from looking out the back, mum and dad had blood on their shoes when they got back in the car.

Also, it’s pretty horrific when my pet scorpions eat their crickets, they tear them apart with their claws as they’re still twitching, before then venom sets in. I look on it as the crickets transforming into a cooler animal, and hope that karma doesn’t exist.
(feature_wall, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:49, Reply)

Hmm...
I think an obvious answer would be Goatse, Lemonparty and tubgirl


Though you never know how many b3tans would find them sexually appealing.
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:43, Reply)

Dirty Flatmate
I forgot about this - I returned home from work early one Friday afternoon and found my ex flatmate - lets call him Matt - tugging away over a slice of bread - while watching a free video of "BUSTY BABES" fondling each others Bristols, which he got free wqith a copy of Razzle.

This would've been ok if:

A) I had not been a witness to it
B) He had not been in the front room
C) What the f*ck was the slice of bread for?

We have not spoken of this incident.
(French Duke, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:35, Reply)

Brazil
When I was 17 my family moved from the UK to Rio de Janeiro. After I finished my a-levels I spent almost a year straight in Rio and worked at a school in Botofogo, helping kids learn English etc. Some highlights of what I saw:

1. Walking to the bus one day after work - seeing a huge fan shaped puddle of blood on the ground and part of a brain from where someone had been shot.

2. Walking to deliver some letters for the school and having to go through a tunnel. Realising that I was stepping over a dead body (flies on eyes and that kind of stuff).

3. Going home from my portuguese class - there were a number of kiosks that sold hamburgers etc. They had plastic garden style furniture etc outside. At one of these tables was sat 3 incredibly hot, incredibly white, Brazilian girls. Laced around one of the chairs lying on the floor was a dead black guy of about 50. No recognition from the brazilian elite that someone was dead beneath them.

4. Being in a football stadium, going to the toilet and being offered cocaine and a pistol for a cheap price, then going back out on to the stands and having to scramble out of the way of a knife fight just in front of me.

5. Brazilian favelas.

6. The guy who used to live under the bridge near our apartment. This is a bridge over a stinking, chemical and shit ridden canal. He slept on one of the supports and spent all day begging on the bridge.

7. The family of 6 who were living in the doorway of a cobblers shop.

8. The small children trying to sell anything to make some money.

9. The frankly horrifying number of young men with legs or arms missing.

10. The juxtaposition of a large shopping mall, populated mostly by white people, next to a slum, populated mostly by black people.

11. Police brutality against a peaceful demonstration against police brutality. The police picked up chairs from a nearby bar and beat people with them.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:32, Reply)

just nasty...
Ok i am a bit of a nerd.... i fly trick and freestyle kites... however i am quite good at it and a couple of years ago i had the pleasure of being invited to represent great britain at the freestyle world championships in the south of france, all expences paid etc... fucking result...

so i practice my ass off.. and prepare hard... the day comes when i am to travel to france, i got on the train in portsmouth to travel up to stay with a friend who lives in surrey overnight where we would both travel to gatwich early doory the following morning.

so i am on the train, got a couple of tins of beer, my ipod on with my music for my routine on... all is going well and i am fairly excited by this stage...

so we gets to a minor station just before guilford.... the train is not scheduled to stop but it did slow down ... just as it passes through the station the driver slams the brakes on and we come to a stop...

i sit there for a few minutes reading my fhm not really thinking anything untoward is happening... i then took a peek out of the window to see what the crack was... well the crack was a head and arm , a leg and random innards strewn arounf and plenty of blood

somr cunt had thrown themselves in front of the train...i was in a mobile deadspot and it took the police 4 hours to sort stuff out...

kinda took the shine off my trip... :(
(Ickypimp, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:31, Reply)

I asked a nurse ...
... this question once, expecting the whole puking shit through your ears thing. But instead, she said the worst thing she ever saw was a new born baby boy - who was born with a fully mature adult penis, replete with pubic hair.
(Ihaveagirlfriend, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:29, Reply)

Arrrrgggghhh
Xyphious, good god!

Why, oh why, did I not heed your warning?
(dchurch bah, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:28, Reply)

'Digeridude ' (11 posts down)
what did those unsupervised living cannibal gerbils in the cage drink? (the blood of the dead gerbils would be too salty to hydrate them), I'm not doubting the story, just curious
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:21, Reply)

As i recall
In my 2nd year of high school, a partiularly arseholish shopkeeper directed us to a site of much unpleasantness (ogrish.com - closed down now, thank God), all the blood and gore of which gave me a steel plated stomach, and I am now only slightly scared by blood.
(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:21, Reply)

Clown Baby
I saw an image of a baby but with Ronald MacDonald style make up on. Scariest and most horrific thing I have ever seen. Ever. And here it is - adsoftheworld.com/files/images/baby-ronald.preview.jpg
(French Duke, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:21, Reply)

Parents should not drive range rovers!
primery school

kid in the year below me is running late for school,
his stepdad has dropped him off in his range rover.

boy crosses road behind said range rover as step dad reverses out of parking space.

keiran never had a chance.
( Coventry, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:15, Reply)

Ticket to Hull
Is it just me who's having trouble reading this weeks question?

It's not the content you see.... I'm giggling so much the LCD monitor on my desk keeps rocking and I can't read the text! In fact I'm almost in hysterics reading about mangled animals etc, I think I'm attracting too much attention at work....
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:09, Reply)

the worst thing i ever saw was
my sister.

naked.
(abignumber, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:09, Reply)

evil stuff
1) girl who had been killed by a pitbull (let just say she had about a quarter of her head, not face but head, remaining. Nasty stuff

2) Harlequin babies - don't google this*





*(to the people that do, I FUCKING WARNED YOU!!!)
.
(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:04, Reply)

a couple of things...
firstly a repost of my 'worst journey' post:

Driving to london down the M1, in a battered old beige metro, when i start to slowly overtake a wooden framed morris traveller driven by a pensioner, with i presumed his wife in the passenger seat, doing about 45mph.

Not having much more power and going up a long hill, this takes some time, and as i'm just about level with them, something in their drivechain siezes solid and their car stops literally dead in the slow lane. Unfortunately the lorry tailgating them doesnt, and goes practically through the car, crushing it to matchwood, inches away from my car, showering it in bits of debris.

I pull over, and have to hang around for the next few hours while the Fire Brigade retrieve the bodies, the Police take statements and I'm treated for shock.

The truly horrific part was the state of my car, which, before the Fire Brigade hosed it down, was covered in bits of wood and pensioner...

and secondly, seeing the body of my girlfriend at the time, after i woke from the drug-induced coma that she didn't. Somewhat harsh being a 16 year old, I thought.
(dieselmonkey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:01, Reply)

Mile. Long. Dog.
As kids we went on holiday to camp over in Switzerland a couple of times. Part of this budget way to get across Europe involved a crushingly long drive from the ferry through France, and most notably the white knuckle ride around Paris' own North Circular, the Peripherique.

This road is basically just a bigass roundabout that surrounds Paris and has similar rules for entering / exiting as footage you might have seen of the roundabout at the foot of the Champs Elysee - ie no real rules at all.

Anyway - the second year we made the gruelling trip we got severely stuck in a traffic jam and ended up piddling around this road at about 1 mile per hour for what seemed like an eternity. What had caused it wasn't clear for a long long time, until I started to notice a certain amount of red on the road - sort of a streak.
As we continued, it got wider, more vibrant and with better overall coverage of the pale parisian concrete.

What could it have been? Well eventually we got to the front of the 'blockage' and there was a car pulled up against the aanco with the remains of a very large alsation dog caught up in and around its rear axle, bumper and chassis. Fur. Guts. Bone. The lot. Quite traumatic for a 10 year old boy at the time.

It must have run on to the road from one of the overpasses but what I never really worked out was how after being hit and caught under the car, the driver took what must have been easily a mile before realising and stopping.

Like 'National Lampoons Vacation without the woody wagon' (Though it was a Citroen Safari so similar...
(AFL)
( LittlePixel, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:00, Reply)

Gonads
Simple - By far and away the worst was on my roof. Building the new extension on our house. My father-in-law has his 'work trousers' on and we're both balanced carefully on roof timbers, putting in some supports. As I turn back around to pass him a hammer, my eye-line is exactly in line with his crotch, where, due to the strange position he's in, his old mans dangly gonads are hanging out through the side of his boxers and through the split he'd made earlier in his trouser crotch. Needless to say I had to quickly make an excuse and leg it back down the ladder. My missus was in stitches, I wasnt so amused. Gahhh, I need to wash my brain.
(darfbozo, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:00, Reply)

I once saw a cage full of gerbils, unsupervised and breeding uncontrollably.
Most of them were dead, some of them having grown in such a confined space they were literally embedded into the wires of the cage.

The ones that were alive had survived on cannibalism and were hideously fat. It was like something from H.R. Giger.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:57, Reply)

Not sure it was so tasty second time round
We bought our dog Sophie a new toy. A rope toy, to be precise.

A few days later I spot her outside having just done her business. Unusually for her, she's doing the 'wipe arse on ground' trick. Obviously something's clinging on there.

The wiping didn't seem to shift it, so I watched in horror - almost in slow motion horror - as she twisted backwards and pulled about four inches of former-rope-toy string fragment out of her arse. And then ate it.

Didn't get to see if she repeated the trick a couple of days later.

She didn't get to lick any faces for a good few days after that.
(Thomas_The_Spankengine, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:56, Reply)