Pandemic panic! We're all doomed!
How will the world end?

Okay, so I suggested it before, but the World Health Organisation have made it official now.
( finnbar has officially retired, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Movie Poster Challenge - The Next Generation.
Has the movie poster image challenge had its day? Certainly not.

Take any film you wish, and photoshop the scenery, characters, titles etc into the style of a famous movie poster for a different film.

eg. Photoshop 'The Dambusters' in the style of Ghostbusters, 'Finding Nemo' in the style of Jaws and so on...
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:20, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Tent
Those "one word" challenges can be interesting, lets use the word "Tent"
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

The one millionth English word.
Apparently, A US company which monitors internet traffic predicts that the millionth new English word will be created on Wednesday 10th June.

So, open up photoshop and show us what this new word might be, and also what it means.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

RMT vs. BNP
Fight!
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

BNP cunt Griffin is a cunt ,lol
I suggest a lolcunt week!
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Photoshop Wimbledon
Wimbledon hosts the world famous tennis tournament this year between 22 June and 5 July.

o Unlikely participants, equipment and moves
o Crowd members
o etc
(daio, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Show us the world through Nick Griffin's eye
just what is the one-eyed nazi really scared of?

edit: sorry everyone!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

David Carradine
The Kung Fu king flying kicked the bucket last week. Let's send him off in style.
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

Photoshop Tianneman Square.
It's been used many times for visual fun here on B3TA, but it was 20 years old on june 4th. How about an anniversay special?


(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:08, Reply)

Homophones.
Much potential for punnage.
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:12, Reply)

trace round a photo of a floppy-haired emo pop star no one's ever heard of

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:08, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

B3ta for Change!
With European and English local elections this week, what better way to show our support for all those MP's in their commuting between second, third and fourth homes, than by having a b3ta election-themed image challenge?

Just how would B3ta change things if it were elected? Who would run the B3ta party? what would it look like? What would the manifesto be? How would the country look under B3ta leadership.

Open up photoshop and put an X in the box for this to happen!
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well....
How about, Where is the Air France Flight ? What amazing places could it be! They may have found wreckage but that could be Charles Widmore sending us off the Scent like in LOST....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Bad Acronyms.
tattyshop well known acronyms with new meaning:

RSPCA - Really Snazzy Pensioners Conquer Afganistan
NSPCC - New Sainsbury's Premium Canned Child
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If Xbox 360 Achivements were real
What kind of score could you amass in your day to day life?

For example,

get up on time 5G
Drink 17 pints on a saturday night, get a kebab and pull a bird who doesn't look like Susan Boyle's ugly sister 100G
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:56, Reply)

Britains got Taliban..
It came from the pub so has to be a good idea.


18.5 million viewers have fallen prey to the 'Britain's got' gambit, which I hope to God is a cunning plan by the Taliban and not the sad truth about people I share this country with... impatient as I am though, how does it end, and how do they keep us watching 'til it does?
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Self Portraits
We've seen photos of some b3tans at the london bash, but how would we really like other b3tans to see us? Produce a self portrait in a medium of our choice that expresses who we really are.
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Extreme Sports
making dangerous sports more extreme
making dull sports more extreme
turning everyday activities into extreme sports

Take your pick
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Kim Jong-Il
I repeat: Kim Jong-Il

Or Hot Nuns.

Or Kim Jong-Il AND Hot Nuns.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Nightmare playgrounds
Somewhat inspired by this: www.darkroastedblend.com/2009/03/nightmare-playgrounds-part-3.html

Show us your terrifying clowns, lethal rides, worst possible play mates, awful parkies, and so on.

lh4.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SUlreiNMZGI/AAAAAAAAvVQ/HRhcAfQemqw/s640/058_pics.jpg
(fume troll, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Celebrity Canonizations
Of course we all know all the Saints: John, Paul, Jesus, Ringo, Mothra, Optimus Prime, Buddah... and so on. But how many of these saints hold any meaning to the modern British punter in the streets? Do they care that Saint Hilarion cured a woman who was barren for 15 years and raised children from the dead? Or that saint Hermann Joseph once managed to acquire shoes through the grace of the blessed virgin mother? Do they 'eck as like. They want new and better saints with cooler and more awesome powers. Give 'em what they want - give them celebrity saints!

cue Diana the Patron Saint of tunnels and a million Jade pictures... I've gone off the idea already
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:58, Reply)

b3ta goes to the circus
what if Rob had a real job like owning a circus? What would that look like? I imagine it would be hilariously funny - crabs in hats... a magpie in smart shoes that can read minds... a clown made of Gordon Brown. I've never been to the circus and I don't even want to.
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Animals playing music
Take an animal (which isn't a human) and add an instrument of the musical variety and it might look like they were playing the musical instrument which would be fucking funny because that doesn't normally happen and cute because it involves animals (bestiality being the exception to this statement... awww - look at that horse, he thinks he's people!)

anyway - that's the top and bottom of it. Now I'm off to check this hasn't already been an image challenge because it feels like it should have been... yeah - there was one which was animals AS instruments but as far back as I could be arsed looking there wasn't anything and then I got bored.
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Pimp My Parliament
Naughty MP's are trying to hide their shame by calling for 'reform', let's give them a few ideas...
(BeardedChimp, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Animal Terrorism
We love animals and animals love us. What would happen if they became fed up with being pets, food, etc. and revolted. How would they enact their revenge?
( Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:43, Reply)

Source-age fest
Provide us with 4 source images to use any way we want.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 22:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Truthful Political campaigning
I'm getting so many pamphlets/flyers from Political groups filled with the same glossed up lies. I wonder what they would look like if they told the truth. Maybe "Nazis like you vote BNP"?
(ab1kenobe, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:11, Reply)