Ludicrously aggressive technical drawings
Inspired by the QoTW entry describing a volcano lair which reminded me of sketches I used to make when I was at school.

Sketch a cross section of your evil lair of doom! Be it a space station, volcano lair, floating fortress or mega-tank. Booby traps, oversize artillery, planes, armouries, lasers and cannons that fire sharks are all encouraged.
(LittleKitty, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:01, Reply)

anti-terrorist gadgets
BBC just said that the UK government is planning to run a dragon's den style competition to for inventors to present 'anti-terrorist gadgets', show us your entries
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8201130.stm
(mrzap, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Pick a suggestion from here and shop it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Millionth_topic_pool
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:17, Reply)

to celebrate the newly offical status of the UK pirate party
design some propaganda in support of file sharing and freedom. perhaps some anti-cctv type stuff.

www.pirateparty.org.uk/

see - www.pirateparty.org.uk/promotionalmaterials/posters/ for example.
( connor, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Job Swap Shop
Its the credit crunch, and desperate times lead to desperate measures. With record unemployment there must be alot of people in jobs that they are not really 'designed' for.

Shop the Job Swaps.
( awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:07, Reply)

the dutch royal family
Since photo's of them are subject to ridiculous censorshiplaws, I thought maybe you folk could photoshop our royal family in situations we can't photograph
(cl1nt was named after dirty harry, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:31, Reply)

typos
simple as that. Not typos you have seen necesarily, but simply as a subject matter.

Drop a letter, add a letter, or swap two letters.

Inspired by Lost Consonants
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 18:30, Reply)

One word: Herons! They're inherontly funny.

( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:42, Reply)

Bennett from Commando.
We thought he was dead....... we thought wrong! When he isn't trying to kill his old friends, Bennett is always getting caught in sticky scrapes and having adventures.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If sarcasm was everywhere...
After seeing some of the funny ideas here: www.cracked.com/article_17677_if-sarcasm-ruled-world.html I'm sure
we could do better. So, open up photoshop and show us a world where sarcasm was everywhere
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Things instead of hair
Hair's boring, lets start a new trend. Shop replacements to hair.
Celebrity photoshops with ducks on heads, useful attachments like phone masts, astroturf for that luscious fresh cut lawn look. go on, you know you want to.

And don't feel restricted by humans or head hair.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

MAPS!
I love maps! Be it the humble tube map or atlas of the world!

Whether a personal map of your little world, route to work etc or what the world would look like if the Germans had won, show us YOUR maps!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Inappropriate addages
I think everyone has been told, as a child, old wives tales by parents or elderly relatives: If the wind changes you'll stay like that, place a piece of wedding cake under your pillow and you'll dream of your future spouse or my personal favourite by a completely doolally elderly aunt, 'Hang willow branches at your front door to keep the Gypos away.'
Create you own inappropriate saying and photoshop it in action.
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Tame Horror

( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 18:32, Reply)

Dont worry honey, I fixed it
What could you fix quickly and effortlessly in the real world?

An electric toothbrush strapped to a vibrator, Or maybe a car jack underneath a wobbly table leg?

Show us your lazy efforts..

Fon

Edit (just realized there is a website dedicated to this)
(Fon Repeat until funny, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Technological Evolution of B3ta
sod teletext, and Web 2.0, what will B3ta be like in the future? will we need to wear 3d glasses for CDCs, will Blessed's voice activate built in force feedback devices in your chair to simulate turbulence?

Show it you luddites!
( HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

James May does porn...
Mr Clarkson suggested on Top Gear that Mr May could not make a good porn movie. Show us Mr May's attempts at making pron...
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 23:19, Reply)

If adverts told the truth about their products
What would they look like?
(Fon Repeat until funny, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 19:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Talk came up with this marvelous idea
www.b3ta.com/talk/6347805

Shops and films. Brilliant.

Love The Burger King and I and Mr and Mrs WHSmiths

This would make a good image challenge in my opinion.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Shop Stephen Fry
Come on the possibilities are endless.
(Miquaight Pew pew laser bears, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Famous landmarks 'enhanced' by advertising...
I visited venice last month as millions and millions of others will this summer. As everyone knows one of THE sights is 'the bridge of sighs' - we went to dfind it and we're more than a little perturbed by the end of the day not to have seen it. Then by a process of elimination I worked out where it was and why we hadn't noticed it...

Here's the pictures:

farm3.static.flickr.com/2458/3780119225_73578d9e0a.jpg

farm4.static.flickr.com/3553/3780928806_0f09aac558.jpg

!!!!!

So here is one of the most famous landmarks in the world, now reduced a small part of a huge advertising hoarding for sospiri. Once I'd got over the shock at this travesty my next thought was "I have to post this to b3ta - what a great image compo!":

Which other famous landmarks of the world could be similarly 'enhanced' with advertising hoardings?

I'm thinking the Grand Canyon with a golden arches bridge across it filled with McD ackaging, downtown Baghdad with US Army advertising...
(9/11 americans don't find me funny, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 12:43, Reply)

(Not So) Subliminal Messages.
That is all, add details if you wish.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Opposite day!
Not just green skies and rolling blue fields. But maybe old people are teh sexeh and antelope stalk lions..Perhaps Health and Safety signs could warn about being boring or the BBC news could have an optimistic outlook?
( mikenco, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:49, Reply)

When We're Old
What will the world be like when all the Star Wars nerds, B3tans, and pioneers of the Internet are aged and grey? Call upon the mystical powers of Photoshop and show us our future.

Be sure to click 'I like this!'
/whore
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:05, Reply)

LOST - The Ending
The series you either love or hate ends next year with the secrets of 'The Island' apparently revealed. So, before anything starts leaking onto the net about what happens, open up photoshop and show us what YOU think it all means; The Numbers, The Smoke Monster and possible endings for the show/characters, all in b3ta style, of course.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Bad casting!
Totally inappropriate actors or actresses for film roles. Terry Thomas as the Nazi Officer in Schindler's List. Charles Hawtrey instead of Marlon Brando in The Wild One? Let's see what could have been...
( Ninj, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:44, Reply)

How cartoon characters became addicted to drugs?
Did snoopy really start Pluto's sniffing habit?
(Fon Repeat until funny, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:30, Reply)

You are what you eat............
(special prize for first person to post Mark Almond)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Style your garage door. I'm sure we could do better than these guys
OK, take a look at style-your-garage.com/ - a site thats been featured in the news this week.

They offer garage door replacements with 'amusing' scenes on the front.

I am more than sure that B3TA members could do _much_ better than their sample designs.
(daio, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Squirrel Overload!!!
Pfft as if someone such as my self would have to explain such a competition.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:19, Reply)