HATS!
A truly versatile piece of fashion, the humble Hat deserves more recognition. So open up photoshop and pay homage to the Hat in any way you like, or get creative and fashion your own Hat to share with the world.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

BT advert ending
What happens next to Adam and Jane? The BT forums are far too sanitary for real*-life endings so why not tell the story the B3ta way?

* may contain lies
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Male adverts for female products
How would one sell tampons to men?
(jammers, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Cats.
Plain and simple, and would most probably destroy the iterweb with too much fluff. Still, hell of a way to go.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

If we had the interweb in WWII
Imagine - Anne Frank on MSN "BRB - door."

Or the Dambusters using Google Street view to plan their bombing run.

Or Rudolf Hess tweeting of his defection...
(Ayrshore, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fantasy art

Scantily clad fairies flying over volcano dreamscapes.
Scantily clad biker women draped over unrealistic machines of death.
Scantily clad lions looking sad and staring into the middle-distance while the rainforest looms eerily behind.
Scantily clad moon goddesses floating over gaudy meadows while their hair entwines with that of a scantily clad unicorn. With a rainbow in the background spunking gold into the sky.

As favoured by dictators, criminals and weirdos.

Take fantasy art, subvert it.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Endless possibilities
Given the recent annoucement that Durex has agreed a takeover bid from the company that owns Cillit Bang... how's about a challenge of companies that never should have merged?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-10708737
(powderedegg, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Movie and TV Prequels
Yay! another movie challenge... But wait.
Open up photoshop and show us prequels to some well known films and TV Shows.
Examples may include:
'Conceived on the 12th October' (the prequel to Born on the 4th July)
'The Dambuilders'
'1983'
Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Eggs'

/idea shamelessly stolen from recent episodes of ISIHAC
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:07, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hollywood remakes of adverts
Michael Bay's version of The Oxo Family?
David Cronenberg's BodyForm?

you get the idea

(idea shamelessly stolen from Redsushi whoopwhoop, but it was my idea really. he just suggested I put it as a challenge suggestion)
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:34, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Inappropriate product placement?
the possibilities are endless...
(godbolt, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Southampton's Spitfire Tribute
It has just been announced that Southampton is to have a statue built to honour the one thing that was built there that wasn't a big pile of shit, the Supermarine Spitfire. In conjuction with a national newspaper, applications are being invited from members of the public to come up with a design that equates to 3 x the original size of the Spitfire and puts Southampton back on the map as somewhere to go to rather than avoid. No doubt the entries will be the usual fare but I reckon b3tans can come up with something far better.....
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:43, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Alternative greeting cards
My boss recently fell ill at work yet I was unable to find a single 'Hope your illness is long, drawn out and painfull' card anywhere. There appears to be a huge gap in the market for 'Not nice cards'. Perhaps B3ta could help with some new cards such as 'I cant believe your going out with that knob' or 'Happy broken leg'
(northerncock, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 22:14, Reply)

international taser week
in light of our new national hero (twat) mr moaty
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Image Challenge: Rejected iPhone Apps
Photoshop iPhone applications that are going to be SO REJECTED by Apple`s censorship product policy.
How about the "iPenis App" that visualizes the reception level of the iPhone (including some erectile dysfunctions of the brand new iPhone 4).
(Anitainment — Animated Entertainment, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Mel Gibson
No one has been more deserving surely.

So many angles to chose from, do you go for the wife beater, the racist, the sexist, the drunk, or perhaps he's just your hero from Lethal Weapon. Do what you want, but make it Gibson.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:05, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I arranged for a baby sitter on Saturday night so me and the Mrs could got out with some mates....
...when asked where my 2 year old Daughter was I said "I've left her at home alone", my friend said "really?, will she be okay", to which I replied "of course she will, I've left her my nail gun to play with if she gets bored".

Innapropriate toys for Children compo?
( The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

GAZZA here to save the day
Seeing as good old Gazza has now turned his focus to helping police negotiators. With the suggestions of things like Chicken, Fishing and drinking beer to bring the end to difficult suicidal situations.

I invite you to shop Gazza into the negotiators training manual, the embassy siege or the Munich Helicopter scene.

GL
( mattyremf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

B3ta through the ages
what would this humble abode of ours been like in 1074? 1258? 1422? 1645? 1896? you get the idea.

re-imagen b3ta through the eyes of history, it's members, banter, compos, posts, and fuhrers.
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:47, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

There once was a website that made signs for teachers to use in their classrooms
turns out that the chap who ran it was rather fond of kiddie pron and hid some on the site.

Now no one uses the site and teachers are looking round for new classroom signs.

Could b3ta be the people to help them out?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:23, Reply)

care bears
Lets ruin the image of those happy go lucky bastards. Allegedly i am cunt bear.
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Inspired by a recent newsletter entry
I loved the link to to the childrens book style pictures of very unchild friendly movies recently. Im sure B3TA'ns could come up with something equally great.

snurl.com/sortoffunnyishmaybe
(strontium190, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Blackadder image challenge
Surely this has already been suggested? The only funny bit of Blackadder Back and Forth (the lame one they made for the Millennium) was the opening titles where Blackadder was placed into lots of famous images from history. Take a look on YouTube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptm8agr5DV0
The altered image of Queen Victoria with her Indian servant Abdul Karim is just genius. I've I've often thought they should do a book of them with Baldrick, Melchet, Queenie, Nursie, Darling, Percy, Bob, Mrs Miggins etc... why don't we get the ball rolling?!
(CH88, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Phone box cards for everything
Cards advertising 'personal services' in London phone boxes ("Hot, busty, mature lady!" "Actual pictures", "All levels offered"). Shouldn't everything be advertised in this way? Drag out some smutty innuendo and show us what you think should be advertised like this. Answers on a postcard, as it were.
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

US companies you REALLY LOVE!!!!
BP fucked up and they have said they will fix it. They have the money and the resources to do it (but not in the timeline of 24hr tv) so I'll be one of the first to cause trouble if they renege on their commitments...

How about all the US companies that have fucked with the UK, Europe or the rest of the world and why does no one hold them to account????
( b3tz, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 1:11, Reply)

Where is fugitive murderer Raoul Moat hiding?
Help the police out here.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Famous Album Covers - Reworked

(butchsuede Absit invidia, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

fake tin can labels
Valefar made some lovely tinned whale meat labels. What other foods should exist but don't? Take photoshop to the edge of reason and, for extra points, re-label all the value cans at Tesco with your efforts.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Photoshop Prince!
Prince doesn't care about the internet any more so he won't bother to sue us this time.
www.theregister.co.uk/2010/07/05/prince_internet/
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 0:22, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

How do you get the dog into the back of your car


They can be fuckers!! They'll sit there for hours just looking at the open door. From Heath Robinson to Uri Geller, boot up photshop and show us ways to get the little bastards into the car and quick!
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:37, Reply)

The next proud sponsor of the English Football Squad.
Today, the Nationwide have announced they will no longer be sponsoring the English Football team. Who should take their place?
(bekowsquap Was raptured on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)